|
Comic book movies already gave us blue dong on the big screen. Thanks, Snyder.
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 15:28
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 1, 2024 22:25 |
|
|
Age of Ultron was the culmination of every single complaint about Joss Whedon only being able to write in one voice, where Tony Stark, Tony Stark, Tony Stark, and the rest of the Tony Starks teamed up against an evil army of artificial Tony Starks.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 15:33
|
|
|
Don't forget black widow feeling like a monster because she got her tubes tied or whatever.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 15:47
|
|
|
Dietrich posted:Don't forget black widow feeling like a monster because she got her tubes tied or whatever.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:09
|
|
|
FilthyImp posted:Wait, i thought the subtext of that was some down and dirty Hulkfucking because he couldnt impregnate her. No she understands hulk's angst because she too is a monster.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:17
|
|
|
Dietrich posted:No she understands hulk's angst because she too is a monster. I think we understand why she can calm the savage beast is what I'm saying.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:22
|
|
|
It was also the programming and the assassining not just the sterilization (for the purpose of sex assassining) If whedon wasn't involved or a woman wrote it no one would even remember those lines.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:39
|
|
|
The Bloop posted:It was also the programming and the assassining not just the sterilization (for the purpose of sex assassining) The dialogue is really poorly written. It stands out, no matter who wrote it.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:40
|
|
|
MacheteZombie posted:The dialogue is really poorly written. It stands out, no matter who wrote it. Maybe but people obsess about it specifically because they have a bone to pick with whedon
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:42
|
|
|
I was in the theater with my wife and when widow said that line my wife blurted out "What the gently caress?" She certainly doesn't follow these films closely or know the director. I think since then I've only gotten her to see Guardians, before Avengers 2 she went to every one.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:52
|
|
|
Mr. Strange knows some spells but I wish he'd do more techniques and stuff instead of going Hup, Hip, HA and fist fighting. Minor quibble from me in this otherwise great film, that's the most popular film in the history of the medium.
|
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:55
|
|
|
I'm not defending the dumb line but I just think most people probably forgot about it. I any case, I'm going to view it again now since it may well be worse than I remember.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:58
|
|
|
So before he got all the stones and he just went around executing half a planet, do you reckon those were halved again into a quarter once he snapped his sausages?
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 16:59
|
|
|
henpod posted:So before he got all the stones and he just went around executing half a planet, do you reckon those were halved again into a quarter once he snapped his sausages? I did consider this question I did not use the word sausages when I did so
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 17:00
|
|
|
Hard to say. I'm going to say no since he was all powerful and all knowing at that point and could execute his will perfectly. But maybe he did. Probably isn't important within the context of the story.
|
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 17:01
|
|
|
Matt Lindland posted:Hard to say. I'm going to say no since he was all powerful and all knowing at that point and could execute his will perfectly. But maybe he did. Probably isn't important within the context of the story. There is no evidence that he was either of those things But I also imagine he held his desired outcome clearly in his mind since that is what he'd been obsessively focusing on for at least Gamora's lifetime
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 17:02
|
|
|
The stones (particularly Soul) probably do the thinking when it comes to executing a command like that. Did he mention to the stones "hey I already did some of the planets so skip those"? Maybe, but the films will probably not bother with questions like this at all.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 17:14
|
|
|
Did Thanos Kill You? I was spared. 
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 17:17
|
|
|
So did %50 of the universe get killed, or did every living being in the universe get killed with a 50/50 chance? Cause technically that would be different!
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 17:17
|
|
|
if getting population down to a half is good, then getting it down to a quarter would be even better
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 17:21
|
|
|
A.I. Borgland Corp posted:So did %50 of the universe get killed, or did every living being in the universe get killed with a 50/50 chance? Cause technically that would be different! Second option, and in a freak statistical anomaly, 100% of all life is eradicated.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 18:13
|
|
|
Mymla posted:Second option, and in a freak statistical anomaly, 100% of all life is eradicated. And the resources were plentiful. 
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 18:20
|
|
|
The Bloop posted:It was also the programming and the assassining not just the sterilization (for the purpose of sex assassining) Yeah like killing is bad in these movies. Death is so casual and pointless in Avengers that they had to give Spiderman the Auschwitz treatment to provoke a reaction, like that My Little Pony photoshop.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 18:21
|
|
|
I read the lines. It could certainly have been written better. The monster comment is pretty clearly about the whole package, being transformed from a person into a programmed assassin. The sterilization was just part of it. The actors agree. The writers agree. The director agrees. Yes, it could have been written far better and this conversation years later is proof of that. But that's the lesson, not "Whedon and The Avengers hate sterile-people"
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 18:34
|
|
|
Matt Lindland posted:Mr. Strange knows some spells but I wish he'd do more techniques and stuff instead of going Hup, Hip, HA and fist fighting. Minor quibble from me in this otherwise great film, that's the most popular film in the history of the medium. I like the representation of magic in the film as being not some harry potter-esque 'it's in your genes and you get to throw bolts of light at each other through sticks' but rather essentially a martial art that requires a great deal of skill, precision timing, intense concentration, and occasionally the utilization of some powerful objects.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 18:40
|
|
|
My ending for Avengers 4: Thor gets the gauntlet and because he doesn't know math, wishes the population be increased by 50%
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 18:41
|
|
|
SuperMechagodzilla posted:Yeah like killing is bad in these movies. loving what?
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 18:42
|
|
|
ashpanash posted:I like the representation of magic in the film as being not some harry potter-esque 'it's in your genes and you get to throw bolts of light at each other through sticks' but rather essentially a martial art that requires a great deal of skill, precision timing, intense concentration, and occasionally the utilization of some powerful objects. And those powerful objects, infinity stone aside, were also created through the disciplined application of those principles, rather than just being MAGIC
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 18:43
|
|
|
Strange used a helluva lot normal magic in this film that wasn't just martial arts. Energy swords, energy chains, self duplication, reality warping and attack reflecting/turning into butterflies. What more did they need to do?
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 18:50
|
|
|
When Chris Pratt says that the plan was his idea after they get the drop on Thanos, does he mean the incredibly basic and stupid idea of pulling the glove off of him? Also it seemed like a subtle joke that after Thanos calls Spiderman an insect he tries to say something but get choked out immediately, because him saying “spiders are arachnids!” is so obvious everyone could instantly imagine it for themselves once the setup arrives.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 19:01
|
|
|
AndyElusive posted:Did Thanos Kill You? Rip me
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 19:17
|
|
|
CelticPredator posted:Rip me I hope you'll be remembered.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 19:22
|
|
|
I won’t be
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 19:23
|
|
|
AndyElusive posted:I hope you'll be remembered. AVENGE ME!!! AVENGE ME!!!
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 19:35
|
|
|
Davros1 posted:AVENGE ME!!! AVENGE ME!!! Rip greatest Avenger character.  .
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 19:47
|
|
|
Davros1 posted:AVENGE ME!!! AVENGE ME!!! I still can't believe they put Harry Dean Stanton in that movie, gave him dialogue, but didn't recreate that scene.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 20:14
|
|
|
nice i survived thanos
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 20:30
|
|
|
if you survived delete the thanosnumber cookie and refresh the page until you die.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 20:37
|
|
|
There should be a special toxx thread where somehow someone can gather the SAfinity stones and get to bbe a moderator, but everyone else who participated in the thread is banned 50% random chance. And you get a gang tag for participating.
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 20:44
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 1, 2024 22:25 |
|
|
A.I. Borgland Corp posted:There should be a special toxx thread where somehow someone can gather the SAfinity stones and get to bbe a moderator, but everyone else who participated in the thread is banned 50% random chance. And you get a gang tag for participating. Ready Poster One lookin bad
|
|
#
?
May 3, 2018 20:50
|
|
