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Spam Musubi
Jan 17, 2018

Cheap, Affordable, and Tasty!
Wrap me in rice like you would with your mother.


:siren: Avengers: Infinity War is now coming out a week earlier! :siren:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 05:41 on May 3, 2018

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Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
anybody who watches this movie is a degenerate

Farg
Nov 19, 2013
Gonna watch this movie

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

To Infinity and Beyond!

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

How many of them will die

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Wemus posted:

How many of them will die

please all of them

and the people who keep producing garbage super hero movies

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Doorknob Slobber posted:

please all of them

and the people who keep producing garbage super hero movies

Harsh but fair

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here
Is the sequel to the Never Ending Stories movies?

achillesforever6
Apr 23, 2012

psst you wanna do a communism?
I will enjoy it and then forget about it, but still defend it vaguely because it made me feel good.

NoNotTheMindProbe
Aug 9, 2010
pony porn was here

achillesforever6 posted:

I will enjoy it and then forget about it, but still defend it vaguely because it made me feel good.

but enough about last night...

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

So, how many times has New York been destroyed so far?

PotatoManJack
Nov 9, 2009
Gonna watch it to see super heroes do cool things

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

PotatoManJack posted:

Gonna watch it to see super heroes do cool things

their activities are so poorly conveyed

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

Uncle Wemus posted:

How many of them will die

Ant-Man will receive a light scratch on his left thigh.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I can't wait for this poo poo. gently caress ya'll in the face!

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Egbert Souse posted:

So, how many times has New York been destroyed so far?

I think once?

This will definitely be the least good Marvel movie of the last year or two but gently caress it. It'll be some fun probably.

henpod
Mar 7, 2008

Sir, we have located the Bioweapon.
College Slice
I will watch this movie

Kurzon
May 10, 2013

by Hand Knit
A week earlier maybe but still nearly two months away. Is this thread a little premature?

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
I’ll have some fun seeing this

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
I'm not a reflexive Marvel hater like many people here, but uh I'm not entirely optimistic about this.

The best movie the Russos made was Winter Soldier, a movie where the smaller-scale scenes were actually pretty good, but every single big CGI spectacle scene genuinely sucked.

Civil War was like that too, except the smaller scenes weren't as good as Winter Soldier, and the big CGI spectacle at the end was a couple of fun gags against a background that was all gray and literally flat, because it just was an empty airstrip. The best part was Black Panther meeting an Avenger and saying, literally word for word, :geno: "I don't care." :geno: I'd call that self parody but then they were given a trillion dollars and Infinity War so yeah.

They could probably make a B+ movie with half the budget about Nick Fury: The Early Years doing a Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy mole hunt for Hydra with MODAK replacing Karla or something. But this movie is supposed to be an unlimited mone mega-spectacle, and that seems like the specific part about making comic book movies that they're :effort: at doing.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

I don’t like Casual Thanos. Without the helmet he looks like a microwaved hotdog.

WIFEY WATCHDOG
Jun 25, 2012

Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
It’s casual Friday ok, please don’t judge.

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Fart City posted:

I don’t like Casual Thanos. Without the helmet he looks like a microwaved hotdog.

Yes, also I hope the movie ends on a shot like this:

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

I wonder how it'll compare to Justice League.

Tart Kitty
Dec 17, 2016

Oh, well, that's all water under the bridge, as I always say. Water under the bridge!

RBA Starblade posted:

I wonder how it'll compare to Justice League.

Ironically Chris Evans' beard is completely CGI.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
no way is it gonna be better than Ragnarok

sleep with the vicious
Apr 2, 2010

RBA Starblade posted:

I wonder how it'll compare to Justice League.

Probably not as much deep themes about communism and killing buses of children

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy

precision posted:

no way is it gonna be better than Ragnarok

Well that's a low bar already. Be optimistic! Infinity War might be a modern Die Nibelungen.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

precision posted:

no way is it gonna be better than Ragnarok

Oh Icarus.

I assume there's a Marvel character called Icarus who lends himself to a joke here.

sleep with the vicious posted:

Probably not as much deep themes about communism and killing buses of children

As many, dear.

Snowman_McK fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Mar 3, 2018

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 2 hours!)

I hope the Avengers accidentally destroy another third world country and then feel sad about it

edit: maybe it'll be Wakanda

Nodosaur
Dec 23, 2014

Snowman_McK posted:

I assume there's a Marvel character called Icarus who lends himself to a joke here.

There is an Icarus but unfortunately he's part of the X-Men license, so the joke will have to wait until the Fox buyout goes through.

Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
From what I've seen there'll be a lot of running, lots of scenes of people in a hurry in the direction of the cameraman. I wonder they're all part of one continuous sequence and id so I hope they've been keeping up with their cardio.

RBA Starblade
Apr 28, 2008

Going Home.

Games Idiot Court Jester

Peanut President posted:

I hope the Avengers accidentally destroy another third world country and then feel sad about it

edit: maybe it'll be Wakanda

Death total: 12

Car Death total: 10,000,000

Gargamel Gibson
Apr 24, 2014
When will it be on Netflix?

Neo Rasa
Mar 8, 2007
Everyone should play DUKE games.

:dukedog:

Nodosaur posted:

There is an Icarus but unfortunately he's part of the X-Men license, so the joke will have to wait until the Fox buyout goes through.

There's the X-Men Icarus but there is also an Eternals one that would fall squarely into Avengers/Thor/Guardians of the Galaxy territory.

Barry Convex
Sep 1, 2005

Think of the good things, Pim! The good things!

Like Jesus, candy, and crackerjacks! Ice cream and cake and lots o'laffs!
Grandma, Grandpa, and Uncle Joe! Larry, Curly, and brother Moe!
This will be a total mess on a narrative level, but the main point for me is just seeing lots of interaction between MCU characters who haven’t interacted before.

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Peanut President posted:

I hope the Avengers accidentally destroy another third world country and then feel sad about it

edit: maybe it'll be Wakanda

Wakanda isn't a third world country you racist.

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Steve2911 posted:

Wakanda isn't a third world country you racist.

WELL ACTUALLY we can't officially determine what Wakanda is until we learn about their opinions vis a vis control of the means of production. I look forward to Black Panther 2: Red Panther.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

Fun fact: “third world” as a term derives from the Cold War, where “first world” referred to the capitalist West, “second world” referred to countries in the Soviet Communist sphere, and the “third world” was anything unaffiliated with either.

It’s come to imply “developing” in a socioeconomic sense, but didn’t have to mean this historically. Wakanda was, until recently, a hermit kingdom that barely participated in diplomacy or trade...so “third world” would technically fit. Though they’re plainly rich as gently caress, and I guess capitalist? The basis for their economy confuses me because their most valuable resource they also refuse to trade.

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Well they'd literally be third world, as in, "nonaligned".

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