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PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

*trump on the phone with cohen* "In no uncertain terms, i want to you commit obstruction of justice by destroying evidence. burn the pee tape"

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
lol half the press goes nuts over the WHCD thing and huckabee still says stuff like this:

https://twitter.com/gabriellahope_/status/992112915439382528

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
ROODY! ROODY! ROODY!

https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/992117813174206464?s=19

https://twitter.com/justinjm1/status/992118206050504705?s=19

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
They can too wiretap lawyers and judges, feds did it in Chicago in the 70’a and 80s during Operation Greylord which cleaned out corruption in Cook County courts.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD
its almost like all of the people involved are really lovely lawyers

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Narrator voice: They could

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_xjBAd5G84

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
That is basically an Arrested Development joke given form in the real world

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Dead Reckoning
Sep 13, 2011

It's like The Wire, except McNulty and Bunk are a few FBI guys and AUSAs who give a poo poo about their jobs, Stringer Bell is a white dude born with a silver spoon in his mouth who is loving around at community college taking History of Music classes, and everyone else is Maurice Levy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBdGOrcUEg8

Johnny Five-Jaces
Jan 21, 2009


Maurice Levy is good at his job, though

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/politiCOHEN_/status/992130946953564160

:suspense:

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Oh man, Paul Ryan can't even fire the House Chaplain right.

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/992130319498252290?s=19

https://twitter.com/jim_newell/status/992134189523914755?s=19

Ryan's Chief of Staff: "Maybe it's time we had a chaplain that wasn't a Catholic"

https://twitter.com/AlexNBCNews/status/992136964748070914?s=19

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 21:22 on May 3, 2018

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
Pruitt's office bad, water wet

https://twitter.com/elainaplott/status/992122442587017216

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


facialimpediment posted:

Oh man, Paul Ryan can't even fire the House Chaplain right.

https://twitter.com/jimsciutto/status/992134279521013762?s=19

https://twitter.com/jim_newell/status/992134189523914755?s=19

"Maybe it's time we had a chaplain that wasn't a Catholic"

Maybe its time to run a bull through DC, deus vult style

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

:munch: indeed.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u
Holy poo poo it's only Thursday.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!
70 blank subpoenas. Yikes.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Kush is having to amend disclosure forms again. He's over 40 amendments now.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



HOW'S INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK GOING?

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdAnqOlhvAk

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Steezo posted:

Maybe its time to run a bull through DC, deus vult style

Onager. Of the biological and mechanical variety?

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Rudy made his rep doing Preet Bhahara's job for six years, there's zero chance he hasn't personally wiretapped a law firm.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Immanentized posted:

Onager. Of the biological and mechanical variety?

I meant papal proclamation excommunicating Ryan. Who'd notice one more rear end in Washington? Parking the siege engine outside the capitol would be nice though. What would we throw, corpses and poo poo or something more poignant?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
GODDAMNIT, NBC hosed UP

https://twitter.com/KenDilanianNBC/status/992150482989780993?s=19

FKANDNSNBSKS

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 22:15 on May 3, 2018

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

So it looks like we are expanding the Forever War (again)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?noredirect=on

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

orange juche posted:

HOW'S INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK GOING?

p loving rad

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Solaris 2.0 posted:

So it looks like we are expanding the Forever War (again)

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news.../?noredirect=on

countdown until us troops eat a saudi rocket and things get awkward

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
2001 AUMF FOREVA

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Brace yourselves for a million FAKE NEWS hot takes from the usual suspects.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
If it was just to and from texts, is this 'taking notes on a criminal loving conspiracy' levels of stupid? How else would they know Cohen planned to destroy evidence?

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Mr. Nice! posted:

Kush is having to amend disclosure forms again. He's over 40 amendments now.

How is this legal?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
And so ends the saga of Paul Ryan Learns That Jesuits Are Not To Be hosed With

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/992159883129688065?s=19

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Papists now running the congress I see.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

How is this legal?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBwAxmrE194

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Search-for-wanted-suspected-in-downtown-Colorado-Springs-481562711.html

No pictures of the dog, but one of Colorado Springs canine officers got to chew on some rear end today.

Next time I see him at my work he's getting some attaboys and liver treats.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



CRUSTY MINGE posted:

http://www.kktv.com/content/news/Search-for-wanted-suspected-in-downtown-Colorado-Springs-481562711.html

No pictures of the dog, but one of Colorado Springs canine officers got to chew on some rear end today.

Next time I see him at my work he's getting some attaboys and liver treats.

The goodest boy/or girl!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

facialimpediment posted:

And so ends the saga of Paul Ryan Learns That Jesuits Are Not To Be hosed With

https://twitter.com/Bencjacobs/status/992159883129688065?s=19

Will we ever find out if Francis intervened personally?

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Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I was about to say that Paul Ryan being excommunicated would have been extremely 2018. The one time this year has to disappoint :sigh:

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