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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

President Beep posted:

to you then, goon sire

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Jonny 290: May 5, 2005; [ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

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TimWinter: Mar 30, 2015; https://timsthebomb.com

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

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President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

gary oldman was truly awesome in tinker tailor soldier spy.

# ? May 4, 2018 00:11

ArmedZombie: Jun 6, 2004

President Beep posted:

gary oldman was truly awesome in tinker tailor soldier spy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74BzSTQCl_c

# ? May 4, 2018 00:32

Notorious b.s.d.: Jan 25, 2003; by Reene

Shaggar posted:

as always I take exception to this gif as to serve those people to the same level as their cars you would need an equal number of trollies/busses

the buses are separated in the time domain

the cars are not

# ? May 4, 2018 00:38

vodkat: Jun 30, 2012; cannot legally be sold as vodka

https://twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/status/992145630507159553

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Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

vodkat posted:

https://twitter.com/SimoneGiertz/status/992145630507159553

# ? May 4, 2018 01:02

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

President Beep posted:

gary oldman was truly awesome in tinker tailor soldier spy.

and we got to see benedict cumberbatch speak with a proper british accent

and and and seeing gary oldman accepting his academy award for portraying churchill was dope

seemed like a lifetime achievement moment but Darkest Hour was great

# ? May 4, 2018 01:58

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

syscall girl posted:

seemed like a lifetime achievement moment but Darkest Hour was great

haven�t seen that yet. i�ll have to check it out

# ? May 4, 2018 02:38

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

President Beep posted:

haven�t seen that yet. i�ll have to check it out

this isn't a spoiler but the tube scene is insanely good

# ? May 4, 2018 02:42

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

I�ve heard darkest hour is good despite it being hero worship of the genocidal racist who almost lost wwii a bunch of times because he was more worried about the colonies than hitler until it was almost too late

# ? May 4, 2018 03:21

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

Schadenboner posted:

Motherfuckers want to go kill themselves they can do so, just don't BBRBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR around my goddamn neighborhood all loving weekend.

i live between an interstate and a busy city street so i'm assaulted by this poo poo all summer long, it's the worst

# ? May 4, 2018 03:31

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

qirex posted:

all harleys should be crushed into cubes is what I�m saying

yeah. i'm still angry about the time a harley rider crashed into the back of my car and ran off into the woods leaving his bike laying in the road, and then woops the police never found out who he was, sorry guess i'm not getting my deductible reimbursed.

# ? May 4, 2018 03:33

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

cool. free bike tho!

# ? May 4, 2018 03:37

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

President Beep posted:

cool. free bike tho!

it was like a $30k bike lmao

# ? May 4, 2018 03:43

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Elder Postsman posted:

yeah. i'm still angry about the time a harley rider crashed into the back of my car and ran off into the woods leaving his bike laying in the road, and then woops the police never found out who he was, sorry guess i'm not getting my deductible reimbursed.

was it not registered or something?

# ? May 4, 2018 04:10

duz: Jul 11, 2005; Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost

qirex posted:

I�ve heard darkest hour is good despite it being hero worship of the genocidal racist who almost lost wwii a bunch of times because he was more worried about the colonies than hitler until it was almost too late

that is 100% accurate

# ? May 4, 2018 04:11

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

Jonny 290 posted:

non riders dont ride motorcycles because they might wreck and die

they dont ride them because they might wreck and survive

YEP

# ? May 4, 2018 04:12

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; "From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.; Buglord

i've been thinking of buying a cycle b/c they're cheaper than a car

# ? May 4, 2018 05:20

fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

Elder Postsman posted:

yeah. i'm still angry about the time a harley rider crashed into the back of my car and ran off into the woods leaving his bike laying in the road, and then woops the police never found out who he was, sorry guess i'm not getting my deductible reimbursed.

the biker must�ve been friends with the cops lmao

# ? May 4, 2018 05:22

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

fits my needs posted:

the biker must�ve been a cop lmao

# ? May 4, 2018 06:26

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

exploded mummy posted:

man who injected himself with experimental herpes vaccine is dead

autism causes vaccines

# ? May 4, 2018 15:31

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

go play outside Skyler posted:

no residual physical effects. i imagine the flashbacks from their trip must be pretty intense

source: me, a guy who has never done lsd

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1129381/

typically any dosage >5000ug will just cause complete unconsciousness. i doubt they remember anything at all. I've done ~1000ug and it's still pretty enjoyable, albeit, intense. lsd, like thc, is a partial serotonin agonist, not a full agonist like the nBOME drugs which will straight up kill you if you take 3x the normal dose, which is really bad because they were frequently passed off as LSD

# ? May 4, 2018 15:39

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

syscall girl posted:

this isn't a spoiler but the tube scene is insanely good

this, but for Possession

# ? May 4, 2018 17:32

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

yes Yes YES!

quote:

Now-Worthless Theranos Investments Reportedly Cost Walton Family, Betsy DeVos Hundreds of Millions

Wealthy elites sank more than $600 million into Theranos, the rapidly flatlining blood-testing startup, according to a new Wall Street Journal report.

The startup�s CEO and founder Elizabeth Homes, once dubbed �the next Steve Jobs,� brought in multi-million dollar investments from big names like Education Secretary Besty DeVos and the Walton family. Now, newly unsealed documents, made public in the course of a fraud suit against Theranos, have revealed the dire finances of a company plagued by scandals, layoffs, and lawsuits. The WSJ says the top-dollar investments are now �essentially worthless.�

Theranos� biggest investors reportedly include the Walton family, which put in $150 million; Rupert Murdoch, the largest individual investor, who put in $121 million; Betsy DeVos, who invested $100 million; and the Cox family, of Cox Media, which invested $100 million. The documents do not include the identities of shareholders or investors who gave money before 2013.

The fraud suit was brought by venture capitalist Robert Colman, who invested $15 million in Theranos in 2013. Theranos is facing multiple fraud suits from investors, all claiming Holmes misled investors on the core mission of Theranos: micro-sample blood testing. The Securities and Exchange Commission launched a civil fraud investigation against Holmes, ending in a $500,000 penalty and 10-year-ban from holding an executive role in a public company.

The lawsuits are still ongoing, but Theranos� operations could be nearing their end. In an internal email dated April 10th, Holmes �raised the likelihood that the company would be liquidated by August,� the WSJ reported.

https://gizmodo.com/now-worthless-theranos-investments-reportedly-cost-walt-1825775178

# ? May 4, 2018 18:53

Cat Face Joe: Feb 20, 2005; goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes

FMguru posted:

yes Yes YES!

https://gizmodo.com/now-worthless-theranos-investments-reportedly-cost-walt-1825775178

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# ? May 4, 2018 18:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

lol no mention of kissinger and mattis getting soaked

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FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Cat Face Joe posted:

# ? May 4, 2018 18:57

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
sexually

Cat Face Joe posted:

also someone please photoshop this to replace SICKOS with YOSPOS

# ? May 4, 2018 18:58

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

FMguru posted:

also someone please photoshop this to replace SICKOS with YOSPOS

someone please do the needful

# ? May 4, 2018 19:00

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

FMguru posted:

yes Yes YES!

https://gizmodo.com/now-worthless-theranos-investments-reportedly-cost-walt-1825775178

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Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

Thank You Elizabeth Homes

# ? May 4, 2018 19:08

qirex: Feb 15, 2001

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol no mention of kissinger and mattis getting soaked

maybe they had to pay taxes on their grants?

# ? May 4, 2018 19:23

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

exploded mummy posted:

sounds like you guys should be more like massachusetts

I'm sitting at an rmv right now

# ? May 4, 2018 19:24

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

lancemantis posted:

yeah almost definitely

# ? May 4, 2018 19:54

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FMguru posted:

also someone please photoshop this to replace SICKOS with YOSPOS

YOSPOS is a subset of SICKOS.

# ? May 4, 2018 19:58

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Elder Postsman posted:

yeah almost definitely

thhey have a hard job ok??‽! !!!

:byodood:

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H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

tori

gone but not forgotten

https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/992485301644939266

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fart simpson: Jul 2, 2005; DEATH TO AMERICA

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

lol no mention of kissinger and mattis getting soaked

kissinger invested in theranos?

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