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Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Chrpno posted:

regretful anal



I'm trying to start my day here, not throw up on my laptop.

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chrpno posted:

regretful anal



She looks hot here

Empress waist, wavy locks, Smokey eyes com on

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG

TotalLossBrain posted:



Bigly if true.

TAKE THE BOX

TAKE THE BOX

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
https://twitter.com/kwelkernbc/status/992255798578302983

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedNews/status/992083111872749568

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

wane tendo posted:


reposting this fine piece from Municipal Waste



I own this shirt. I don't wear it out in public because I am a wimp who doesn't want to deal with chud rage but it's a pretty cool shirt.

Alpha Mayo
Jan 15, 2007
hi how are you?
there was this racist piece of shit in your av so I fixed it
you're welcome
pay it forward~

Chrpno posted:

regretful anal



Being a huck you don't even want to know the doggystyle she's into

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Ayn Randi posted:

katamari dumbassy

:boom:

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007
https://twitter.com/PalmerReport/status/992303312056791040

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

Catastrophe posted:

I own this shirt. I don't wear it out in public because I am a wimp who doesn't want to deal with chud rage but it's a pretty cool shirt.

If you visited England in it, you'd get a lot of smiles and probably free drinks at the pub.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

BLT Clobbers posted:

The new sign at Trump Place is a little on the nose.




Why not done? We :arghfist:

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong

Avirosb posted:


Why not done? We :arghfist:

por que no los dos

a7m2
Jul 9, 2012


Catastrophe posted:

Excuse me but it has a lot to do with Trump LOLs since the man has no idea how pizza works. Pizza.



I love to hate on Trump but this keeps coming up and is dumb as hell. The advert is for stuffed crusts and in the script Trump clearly knows it's not the normal way to eat a pizza. Just watch the ad

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
Trump eats all pizza like that and doesn't understand nothing like that SNL radio show thing where he said the script words but had no conceptualization of them

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/LPDonovan/status/992156444760989697

Are you tired of losing your job to China people and swamp people? Vote Blankenship.

https://twitter.com/sfpathe/status/992202466648383488?s=21

:hmbol:

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



I would have thought this wouldn't need saying,b ut it seems these days it does.

Please America, never make this guy president.

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Powershift posted:

I would have thought this wouldn't need saying,b ut it seems these days it does.

Please America, never make this guy president.
His brother Kenny is way more presidental, anyway.

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:

The Kins posted:

His brother Kenny is way more presidental, anyway.

Right you are, Kins.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


https://twitter.com/evansiegfried/status/991336354108895232

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
just a reminder. the current largest and most credible threat to the american presidency comes from a porn star

this is the best timeline

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly




I think the giant retard is gonna win the election

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

He's never once opened his mouth when speaking. I know he's from West Virginia and all, but what's he hiding in there?

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

a new study bible! posted:



I think the giant retard is gonna win the election

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
I'm really confused about how this guy with the charisma of a dog turd has even got as far in politics to make a run for Senate. Is West Virginia really that bereft of actual human beings with emotions?

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

Burt Sexual posted:

She looks hot here

Empress waist, wavy locks, Smokey eyes com on

this post triggered my IBS

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Bardeh posted:

I'm really confused about how this guy with the charisma of a dog turd has even got as far in politics to make a run for Senate. Is West Virginia really that bereft of actual human beings with emotions?

Coal CEO.

theres a will theres moe
Jan 10, 2007


Hair Elf

This guy killed my pappy and crippled my grandpappy and if it's good enough fer them it's good enough fer the country

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

He's on a nice little run this morning (TEXAS)

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012



Call Your Grandma posted:

I know it's already a photoshop but this is all I can see:


:dudsmile: orb bless

Clyde Radcliffe
Oct 19, 2014

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/992354530510721025

After a million tweets of random capitalization he now decides not to capitalize the T in The Apprentice. I'm so loving triggered..

friendbot2000
May 1, 2011

So is the poll bump with Black men legit? Or more bullshit?

friendbot2000 fucked around with this message at 13:51 on May 4, 2018

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

KentuckyFriedNero posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/992354530510721025

After a million tweets of random capitalization he now decides not to capitalize the T in The Apprentice. I'm so loving triggered..

Are the sources wrong, or do they not exist?

Tinestram
Jan 13, 2006

Excalibur? More like "Needle"

Grimey Drawer

KentuckyFriedNero posted:

https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump/status/992354530510721025

After a million tweets of random capitalization he now decides not to capitalize the T in The Apprentice. I'm so loving triggered..

I'm the ambiguous news item(s?) he's referencing

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
Next April 1st, CNN should change their name to FNCNN. Just for the day, just to trigger the pissbaby. They could air a bunch of awesome fake news stories like "president trump, the greatest president of memory, yet again stuns the nation with a torrent of well thought out, eloquent, and heartening tweets."

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

World War Mammories posted:

every time roger stone is mentioned i am constitutionally required to state that not only does he have a nixon tattoo, he owns a loving nixon bong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTJqYyAJ_Yc

Whenever I see Roger Stone I am always struck by the uncanny combination of his dead eyes, glossy skin, and unique browline, and I feel like I am looking at a wax sculpture of “Primitive Man” from a natural history museum that has been brought to life by reaganomic wizard magic. It is flabberghasting to me to see him move around or speak in a way that suggests that he is capable of abstract and symbolic thought, and even more shocking that he has mastered fire to the degree that he can rip bong hits out of a Nixon statue.

Merry Christmas!

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




https://twitter.com/UweBollocks/status/992117243122257920

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

That's a nice easy wear Halloween costume.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



mono posted:

He's on a nice little run this morning (TEXAS)



drat it, a trip means we don't get a real freak out this morning as staffers keep him distracted. Hopefully he breaks down on the way back.

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dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004


Fuckin nerd

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