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TheAgent, please ask your buddies to make up some more bullshit but bearly plausible rumors, I love what they come up with  e:taxxe 
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from the old old amd promosquote:The launch for Star Citizen is planned in 2015.
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May 4, 2018 05:58
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Hav posted:'Planned' in the same as procedural birds; If procedural birds are not in then who's laying the procedural eggs? Answer that, smartass!
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May 4, 2018 06:13
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Lack of Gravitas posted:e:taxxe
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May 4, 2018 06:36
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YOUTUBE: GamerMax is back and blasting* around on the hoverbikes that got some love from CIG If you listen to no other part, listen to the last few minutes. (He basically wants this, but covering an entire planet, with trees being leveled anywhere he flies due to the awesome g-forces produced by his hover bike. CryEngine can handle this easily, right?) * at 15 FPS. G0RF fucked around with this message at 07:18 on May 4, 2018 |
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May 4, 2018 06:40
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Beer4TheBeerGod posted:Wait what. How did I miss that particular promotion. This is what I'm wondering. How has this flown soo completely under the radar, we're only just now hearing about it. TheAgent posted:jesus christ. they are loving german. of course. of course. of loving course. If they'd stop living up to the stereotype, there wouldn't be a stereotype.
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May 4, 2018 06:53
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8gtzk4/i_heard_the_cig_team_deals_with_a_lot_of_shit_i/?st=jgrjrtsx&sh=afaf2ec8 You didn't miss a promotion, this isn't a CIG initiative unless (as is entirely possible) they are lying about all of this. It's just a weird motherfucker who apparently markets the turd stools for a living, targeting Citizens because they are clearly the dumbest people on the planet. He started making Star Citizen gifs with hidden squatty potties, and then he sent a huge pile of them to CIG.
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May 4, 2018 06:59
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Ok. What's the deal with the bears? Someone took a smirking Chris Roberts and made a funny photoshop of a grizzly bear and goons are currently entering the mantle with their fists.
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May 4, 2018 07:32
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Does a bear poo poo in the potty?
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May 4, 2018 07:50
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TheAgent posted:I have the strange suspicion that none of these people play any loving video games and just want to complain there's no innovation since Wolf3d came out Yeah, this is my thinking. This is why they're so blown away by Crobbers "inventing" tech that's been around in wide usage for 10+ years.
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May 4, 2018 08:25
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AlbieQuirky posted:It's a ridiculous boondoggle for weirdos. Look at their website, it's profoundly stupid. It elevates your feet slightly to make making GBS threads easier, supposedly. It's a special stool to help you with your stools.
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May 4, 2018 08:31
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So is this poo poo out yet or what?
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May 4, 2018 09:35
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Paladinus posted:So is this poo poo out yet or what? In about two weeks
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May 4, 2018 09:39
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hey all let's have a good start to the weekend and laugh at the piece of poo poo video game which is so bad it embarrasses its creators many times a year. God bless the piece of poo poo trash video game
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May 4, 2018 10:24
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Solarin posted:hey all let's have a good start to the weekend and laugh at the piece of poo poo video game which is so bad it embarrasses its creators many times a year. God bless the piece of poo poo trash video game Star Citizen is good, please take your FUD somewhere else!!!
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May 4, 2018 10:26
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TheLastRoboKy posted:Genuinely wondering why they haven't put in a robot space-horse model for a jet-bike yet. There's anime of that.
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May 4, 2018 10:46
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Solarin posted:hey all let's have a good start to the weekend and laugh at the piece of poo poo video game which is so bad it embarrasses its creators many times a year. God bless the piece of poo poo trash video game 
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Sarsapariller posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/8gtzk4/i_heard_the_cig_team_deals_with_a_lot_of_shit_i/?st=jgrjrtsx&sh=afaf2ec8 Tell Ben it is a hans device
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May 4, 2018 11:22
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I still think that bind culling is a second engine change. What else are 400 people doing if we can assume 300 are making ships.
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May 4, 2018 11:44
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Have you seen my apex seals? I seem to have lost them.
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TheAgent posted:jesus christ. they are loving german. of course. of course. of loving course. 
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Lack of Gravitas posted:TheAgent, please ask your buddies to make up some more bullshit but bearly plausible rumors, I love what they come up with I've not been keeping up for a while. TheAgent persona non grata now?
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May 4, 2018 12:02
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Aeka 2.0 posted:I still think that bind culling is a second engine change. What else are 400 people doing if we can assume 300 are making ships. If there are indeed 400 people currently (highly doubtful) working there, then certainly a percentage of them is (forum/ reddit) shills, others are probably working on the next fake demo, and a few are involved in the production of their weekly shows and whatever subscribers' perks (newsletters? I don't know what else) they offer. If this thing has not yet imploded, it's because those are doing their jobs, while the developers are mostly stumped by their inability to follow Crobbler's ad hoc decisions and sand worm jokes -- not actually jokes.
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May 4, 2018 12:08
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tuo posted:??? How hobo had it around his neck. Besides when he takes a dump I am sure his head needs restraint and support.
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May 4, 2018 12:22
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Who doesn't want neck support while they're squatting and or pottying?
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May 4, 2018 12:33
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SPERMCUBE.ORG posted:If procedural birds are not in then who's laying the procedural eggs? Answer that, smartass! The backers are the goose that laid the golden egg, they will never stop making GBS threads money into this Bad knee-jerk joke answer: Ben
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May 4, 2018 12:58
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Combat Pretzel posted:wat Indeed, until Love Pledge is out of pre-alpha stage. So he'll can say proudly : me>crobear.
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May 4, 2018 13:00
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Daztek posted:In about two weeks Quicker if you buy one of those stools...
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May 4, 2018 13:14
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trucutru posted:Does a bear poo poo in the potty? Yes  Bonus catte tax 
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May 4, 2018 13:32
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Koil posted:Bonus catte tax 
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May 4, 2018 13:40
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Koil posted:
It's manbearcat - it's coming right for us.
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May 4, 2018 13:43
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kordansk posted:It's manbearcat - it's coming right for us.  Beet, give me something with your dog in it for the sixer
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May 4, 2018 13:44
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Combat Theory posted:There's anime of that. I'm safe as long as I don't post it. Also Bravestarr.
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May 4, 2018 13:50
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tuo posted:
South Park is NOT anime.
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May 4, 2018 13:52
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tuo posted:
Ban this man. For thinking that SP is anime
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May 4, 2018 14:33
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Combat Pretzel posted:wat I don't know if lack of gravitas is joking but Derek got mad that TheAgent was getting more attention than him and had a huge tenpoint meltdown where he accused Agent of being a liar and said that he was making up so much bullshit that it was making the situation worse. Some people agreed with Derek because they are stupid and agree with everything he says but the vast majority of the thread has no problem.
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Today's the big day. Will Chris show up to steal from the faithful in person? Will he be fashionably late and arrive to a standing ovation and wallets opening? However today turns out, one thing remains true: Citizens will never stop taking it up the rear end from CIG.
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May 4, 2018 14:46
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Faster shits means more time working on the greatest game ever. Potty Citizen has the right idea.
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Jesus Christ.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:I don't know if lack of gravitas is joking but Derek got mad that TheAgent was getting more attention than him and had a huge tenpoint meltdown where he accused Agent of being a liar and said that he was making up so much bullshit that it was making the situation worse. Some people agreed with Derek because they are stupid and agree with everything he says but the vast majority of the thread has no problem. Only one man is allowed to make up poo poo that he knows about CIG! That was a pretty choice meltdown.
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