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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Burt Sexual posted:

Let the record state the Ms. Daniels does NOT do anal.

Well we can only say for sure that she does not on film at least.

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ZlOhSt_qW0

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
lol at every picture of him

https://twitter.com/jeffzeleny/status/992404523208597504

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Alpha Mayo posted:

Being a huck you don't even want to know the doggystyle she's into

Oh my gawwwwwwwwd lmao

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh



I will assume this is actually a quote from his 7 year old son

Heffer
May 1, 2003


A normal thing said by a normal person who's definitely not a sociopath.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Perfect, put that bitch in her loving place

Punished Chuck
Dec 27, 2010

Tiny Lowtax posted:

This is all so unreal. Every single day something hilarious happens related to the president. Every. Single. Day. I don’t know how it’s even possible.

Depending on how religiously-inclined you are this definitely proof that either God is real or we all live in a simulation because there is no way in hell things could be this crazy for this long by random chance.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013


I too enjoy game. It is my most favorite of things which pass time. Many would say sport. Sport is good, but not as fun as game.

Goa Tse-tung
Feb 11, 2008

;3

Yams Fan

Heffer posted:

A normal thing said by a normal person who's definitely not a sociopath.

I used to think :mitt: would become obsolete so fast, but here we are

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Romney finally realized the republican base is loving retarded and speaking properly to them.

duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

Somewhere there's another dimension where Hillary won and the only drama/hmbols they get is some gently caress like Todd Rokita screaming in the House about her emails.

Plavski
Feb 1, 2006

I could be a revolutionary
https://twitter.com/MattOswaltVA/status/991879040406454272

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

Wasn’t there a picture of Romney at Costco buying his family Cheerios after he lost the election? He has hundreds of millions in ill-gotten vulture capital money and he really does eat like that

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Clark Nova posted:

Wasn’t there a picture of Romney at Costco buying his family Cheerios after he lost the election? He has hundreds of millions in ill-gotten vulture capital money and he really does eat like that

People that are well off generally flip out about every single penny. It's loving weird. It's why they won't shut the gently caress up about taxes that they make in a single day. The money isn't going with you when you die. Why spend your life working until you're dead building wealth. Just loving retire from life at 30 and buy a god drat island filled with big titty women and minecraft. gently caress.

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/992408707978932224

Because everyone involved is a republican you fat gently caress

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017



Mr.Tophat posted:

Perfect, put that bitch in her loving place

Stormy Daniels is very good at owning chuds.

Is she related to the Hogg children somehow?

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Philthy posted:

People that are well off generally flip out about every single penny. It's loving weird. It's why they won't shut the gently caress up about taxes that they make in a single day. The money isn't going with you when you die. Why spend your life working until you're dead building wealth. Just loving retire from life at 30 and buy a god drat island filled with big titty women and minecraft. gently caress.

People often try to fill the holes in their soul with money. It doesn't work.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Philthy posted:

People that are well off generally flip out about every single penny. It's loving weird. It's why they won't shut the gently caress up about taxes that they make in a single day. The money isn't going with you when you die. Why spend your life working until you're dead building wealth. Just loving retire from life at 30 and buy a god drat island filled with big titty women and minecraft. gently caress.

My mother-in-law is this person. She will hold a leaf outside to collect dew before she'll pay for a drink.

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
It owns how the moral majority is getting their asses stomped in daily by a porn star and her smug as poo poo lawyer.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer

I;m thinking about thos dogs

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003


This sounds like he's organizing an actual witch hunt.

EVIL Gibson
Mar 23, 2001

Internet of Things is just someone else's computer that people can't help attaching cameras and door locks to!
:vapes:
Switchblade Switcharoo

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/992408707978932224

Because everyone involved is a republican you fat gently caress

Republicans can't make those big wonderful gerrymander borders like they used to since the witch hunters came and took over. Now I need to go and definitely not pay someone off.

Soup du Journey
Mar 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless

huh? so she did do an anal scene but it was gross and everybody hated it?

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

Philthy posted:

People that are well off generally flip out about every single penny. It's loving weird. It's why they won't shut the gently caress up about taxes that they make in a single day. The money isn't going with you when you die. Why spend your life working until you're dead building wealth. Just loving retire from life at 30 and buy a god drat island filled with big titty women and minecraft. gently caress.

The minecraft guy isn’t shy about spending his money and he still seems like a miserable sad gently caress.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr
He spends soooooo much time bitching about people being unfair to him. The whiniest drat president ever.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/992408707978932224

Because everyone involved is a republican you fat gently caress

These Democrats like long time career Democrat Robert Mueller

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

That's gotta be a new Primus video, or a dude in a loving rubber mask.

Pussy Quipped
Jan 29, 2009

StupidSexyVaultGuy posted:

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/992408707978932224

Because everyone involved is a republican you fat gently caress

A republican President fired a republican head of the FBI, and is now furious with his republican Attorney General for stepping down and allowing his republican Deputy Attorney General to assign a republican former head of the FBI to lead the investigation into Russian collusion. Also so far that person has overturned evidence to a presidentially hand picked republican US Attorney for the Southern District of New York who authorized the republican President's attorney to have his office raided.

Fuckin Democrats are so unfair.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


There's no way someone named Carlos Slim can be a major loser.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

There's no way someone named Carlos Slim can be a major loser.

There's apparently a currently well-publicized way.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006


this got an audible lol from me.

grandpa tormp is 90 yrs old, surrounded by loved one (sycophants), about to peacefully pass away having never seen any consequences to his actions. his mind is mush, temporarily smoothing out long enough to pass a turd out his mouth. "no collusion. total witch hunt. we." he's gone.

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!
Then he wakes up in Hell. He doesn't even realize it because it's so similar to the world he left.

WALL

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

a7m2 posted:

I love to hate on Trump but this keeps coming up and is dumb as hell. The advert is for stuffed crusts and in the script Trump clearly knows it's not the normal way to eat a pizza. Just watch the ad

Whatever, you chud trump voting racist.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

There's no way someone named Carlos Slim can be a major loser.

The article even refers to him as "Mexican tycoon". This guy isn't living up to his name at all.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Friendship ended with steak. Hot dog is my new best friend.

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

i'll build a WALL between the third and fourth circles of hell and make Greed pay for it. *all the dead magachuds vote him into power again*

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

shook

https://twitter.com/ZekeJMiller/status/992417414204846080?s=20

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