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Hav posted:The following image is not at all relevant to your post, but I feel that humanity should see the horrific effect of animal testing. Well it fits because I suppose he's off to hit Glassdoor on his way out.
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ManBearCat posted:Sandi will be so pissed when she finds out she got cut out even of this avatar. 
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May 4, 2018 17:03
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Isn't today the big dinner date? Whales have agreed to pay To get closer to Roberts' toupée
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SoftNum posted:Also do we have a goon on the inside at this weird shindig today? We do, but not as one of the paying guests.
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Wait, do they usually sell 2,400 tickets to citizencons? I never paid attention before but those theaters they keep renting seem to only seat like a couple hundred people max. Are they going all out this year?
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Wait, do they usually sell 2,400 tickets to citizencons? I never paid attention before but those theaters they keep renting seem to only seat like a couple hundred people max. Are they going all out this year? It's in Texas this year. Everything is bigger in Texas.
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VictorianQueerLit posted:Wait, do they usually sell 2,400 tickets to citizencons? I never paid attention before but those theaters they keep renting seem to only seat like a couple hundred people max. Are they going all out this year? 2,400 seems like a lot to me too, both for theater size, and amount of people willing to pay to travel long distances to a marketing event.
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XK posted:2,400 seems like a lot to me too, both for theater size, and amount of people willing to pay to travel long distances to a marketing event. Ever heard of Blizzcon? 35,000 people last year. Tickets tend to sell out in a matter of seconds. They've had to expand the Anaheim Convention Center several times, just for Blizzcon. Shadowlyger fucked around with this message at 17:40 on May 4, 2018 |
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Shadowlyger posted:Ever heard of Blizzcon? 35,000 people last year. Tickets tend to sell out in a matter of seconds. lol
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G0RF posted:YOUTUBE: Star Citizen 2018 Honest Rant Refundians and CIG PC's (21:9) Fidelity physics in all 20 FPS glory #sponsored https://www.twitch.tv/videos/257513817
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Shadowlyger posted:Ever heard of Blizzcon? 35,000 people last year. Tickets tend to sell out in a matter of seconds. Evil publishers and their mindless, drooling, console kiddies.
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May 4, 2018 17:39
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:Ok. What's the deal with the bears? It's like "V" but instead of lovely actors pretending to be space lizards hiding in human bodies pretending to live normal lives while preparing to take over the world we have bears hiding in human bodies pretending to make a video game while actively fracking whales.
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big nipples big life posted:what causes one's brain to think that bear photoshops are evidence of a grand hate conspiracy? An enlarged citizengland.
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G0RF posted:World's First Look at Red Dead Redemption 2 It's even better than RDR2! Why just point your hand cannon at a local merchant and they immediately go into a T-pose!
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May 4, 2018 17:43
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For some reason I am suddenly overcome with the urge to see how Chris "Hurricane Hands" Roberts eats anything, what with his appendages flying about all the time.
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SoftNum posted:Why is Anime Kyle making bedroom eyes. I thought sanpaku represented danger, not a come-on. 
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Krycek posted:Evil publishers and their mindless, drooling, console kiddies. All of Blizzard's games are computer games. 
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*applause* Welcome backers, thank you all for coming to this special occasion, a meet'n'greet with the one. The only. Chris Roberts! *applause* Now if you'll follow me, Chris is a little busy today, we shall head off to the luncheon room that we call a cafeteria. You may have seen it a few times on around the verse  *applause* Anyways, its assigned seating so please only sit where your name tag is. Enjoy your complimentary potty pooper product and McDonalds happy meal. We had to confiscate the toys due to concerns from your parents that they may have been child hazards. Small objects and all, heh. *applause* Enjoy! *applause*
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XK posted:2,400 seems like a lot to me too, both for theater size, and amount of people willing to pay to travel long distances to a marketing event. hotel prices are going to be loving insane
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Jobbo_Fett posted:*applause* And in the back you'll notice the loveable oaf Ben toiling away. He will be your chef for this tour And... wait what's that Ben ? What is it boy? Chris is in trouble ?? Chris fell down a well ????
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If Chris had designed X-wings;
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Pixelate posted:It seems to me the calls of ‘this game is a game’ have been effectively silenced by 3.0/3.1 this game is a fetish, I agree
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Taintrunner posted:this game is a fetish, I agree It gives me the little death every time. Pixelate fucked around with this message at 18:14 on May 4, 2018 |
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Hav posted:If Chris had designed X-wings; Such fudelitah!
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My "call it" will be that in the far future, all that the name Star Citizen will ever be used for is a low effort troll post. Like, you know how nowadays some particular lazy bum might say something like this to get a reaction? quote:Battlefront has perfectly fair multiplayer. It's not EA's problem you're too much of a poor, stingy bastard to pay for a proper, intended multiplayer experience. Maybe you should consider getting a real job so you can afford to play real games? Well, that's really all that Star Citizen will be used for. Even though goons have developed a lot of memes over the years, nothing has really seeped into popular culture. So I doubt this game will even reach the ironic memetic potential of Daikatana's bitch-making . Even the JPEG sale will lose its meaning over time. No, the only way Star Citizen will ever pop up is in one of these : quote:Man, it's a shame Star Citizen never got made. That game really was all set to be the greatest game ever made. Too bad you poor trailer trash couldn't afford to drop a few bucks on a groundbreaking game. But what can you except when you stingy bastards get your games from the Indie Humble Bundle for a cent You know, when we're not getting de-skeletonized and forced to eat people meat, that is.
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) . Maybe if more real, successful gamers would've pitched, we would have real games. But hey, go back to playing Destiny 3, so Bungie can keep stealth-nerfing your xp.
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Shadowlyger posted:The box-ball looks like something that could be a legitimately cool horror-themed setpiece. "The cargo has gained sentience. Subsumption was a mistaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa [forced into T-pose]"
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Pixelate posted:It seems to me the calls of ‘this game is a game’ have been effectively silenced by 3.0/3.1 At this point it's pretty clear the Stimpire writer is one of the main designers or the creative director. Star Citizen is good.
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big nipples big life posted:and also street roller, basically any time anyone drew attention away from his little crusade he pitched a fit like a loving 3 year old. I hope the guy is doing well. Wonder how his suit is coming along 
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Shadowlyger posted:Ever heard of Blizzcon? 35,000 people last year. Tickets tend to sell out in a matter of seconds. The point isn't that there is an abundance of idiot nerds it's that CIG quadrupled the size of their 2017 convention which seemed odd. I don't think interest in the game has grown at all. It isn't because they are in the US this year either because their past conventions in California at the height of the autistic fervor for spaceships weren't half this big. Maybe it's just what venues are available at each location each year but I'll throw out the baseless speculation that they need to increase the amount of marks to scam in person. You get nerds whipped into a frenzy because they are meeting their hero and with an excited crowd so they are probably more likely to buy the spaceships you are going to be advertising to them with literal commercials during the presentation. I don't think anyone keeps track but I'd be curious to see how MLM scams evolve and if they also would expand the quantity of potential marks to address cash flow issues. VictorianQueerLit fucked around with this message at 18:53 on May 4, 2018 |
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ManofManyAliases posted:I hope the guy is doing well. Wonder how his suit is coming along Probably about as well as Star Citizen.
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