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IOwnCalculus posted:That's some pro-parenting. "ENJOY DIALUP YOU LITTLE poo poo" I wish this were feasible; I think, "By restricting it to 100 kbps or so, my child will consume more text, as I did when I was young." Reality: modern websites loving blow. Your kid is gonna spend 2 minutes staring at a blank screen because the text won't render until the webfonts have downloaded and all the javascript is finished loading. Then the server will time out and give up because who, WHO in this modern world has a < 1 Mbps internet connection? And they'll be left staring at a blank page. My personal website uses no javascript and just some minimal CSS while still looking good and re-flowing text properly on pretty much any device, but that's a single drop of clean water in a giant pool of sewage.
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Pham Nuwen posted:I wish this were feasible; I think, "By restricting it to 100 kbps or so, my child will consume more text, as I did when I was young." Reality: modern websites loving blow. Your kid is gonna spend 2 minutes staring at a blank screen because the text won't render until the webfonts have downloaded and all the javascript is finished loading. Then the server will time out and give up because who, WHO in this modern world has a < 1 Mbps internet connection? And they'll be left staring at a blank page. kids don't surf the web in tyool 2018. they stream; twitch, youtube, mixer, etc. it doesn't take much disruption in QoS to effectively kill a stream. Maker Of Shoes fucked around with this message at 19:56 on May 4, 2018 |
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Maker Of Shoes posted:kids don't surf the web in tyool 2018. they stream; twitch, youtube, mixer, etc The kid subnet should have that poo poo blackholed, gently caress 'em. I removed the SA app from my phone a couple weeks ago and my life is a hell of a lot better. Now I only shitpost from my desktop, and I've been reading again. Also spent a lot more time working on the Volvo getting it ready to sell. Because my wireless setup is pretty loving flexible I've thought about putting up trolling / honeypot open networks, but then I wondered: if I make an open network that redirects all traffic to goatse, and a kid connects to that network, am I going to go to jail? Of course, as you point out, no kid will ever actually see goatse because they'll open Youtube, Snapchat, Whatsapp, etc. and none of them will work, they'll shrug and disconnect from the network.
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On the one hand, I'm actually kind of glad that I grew up before the internet was really A Thing, so this stuff was never a factor, and more time spent doing real-world things and actual, ink-on-paper reading was probably "better for me" in a sense. Some of my parents' opinions on what elements of pop culture were a bad influence were flat-out wrong, but broadly, ehhh. On the other, it's going to be some serious schadenfreude watching people who are my contemporaries in age terms get their asses kicked by primary school kids in a war of attrition over IT admin.  
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Pham Nuwen posted:if I make an open network that redirects all traffic to goatse I did this with some .htaccess files once (YEARS ago) when I found a bunch of people hotlinking poo poo off of my server and full on copying forum posts (wtf). Time for some painx.jpg!
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despite the challenges its a much better situation now. it's a magical thing watching my kid get on skype with his buddies and crack out a school project. im still not a fan of the amount of homework kids are still getting these days but at least the school digitized everything and all he has to do is log in to the school portal when he gets home and do his worksheets etc. No backpack, books or that other garbage that destroy children's spines.
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Well the graduation ceremony was yesterday, better check the online page and make sure I actually passed all my- 
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show off  grats!
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Enourmo posted:Well the graduation ceremony was yesterday, better check the online page and make sure I actually passed all my- 
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Enourmo posted:Well the graduation ceremony was yesterday, better check the online page and make sure I actually passed all my- Get a job!  Have had this credit card for 2 months (brand new number) and already found some suspicious charges on it. Nothing is secure.
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I'm the Analy Mac Components
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DSGN is the new BDSM
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Enourmo posted:Well the graduation ceremony was yesterday, better check the online page and make sure I actually passed all my- petition to change enourmo's name to IOwnThermodynamics
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IOwnCalculus posted:petition to change enourmo's name to Analy Mac
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IOwnCalculus posted:petition to change enourmo's name to IOwnThermodynamics between you, me and Adiabatic there would be a bit of a theme going on here
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Enourmo posted:Well the graduation ceremony was yesterday, better check the online page and make sure I actually passed all my- Now forget 80% of it and just reference the relevant standard as required when people ask you to answer questions.
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InitialDave posted:Congratulations! Not an emptyquote. But congrats!
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InitialDave posted:Congratulations!
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Enourmo posted:Well the graduation ceremony was yesterday, better check the online page and make sure I actually passed all my- Congrats! 
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You know... he's right. Grats anyway, Enourmo!
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Enourmo posted:Well the graduation ceremony was yesterday, better check the online page and make sure I actually passed all my- Congratulations dude that is one hell of an achievement. You an engineer now!
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Enourmo posted:between you, me and Adiabatic there would be a bit of a theme going on here It's part of the SA Support Robot's algorithm on finding new mods.
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Yay for good grades!
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Tide posted:I have decided that over the last year or so of being in the 'singles scene' and whatnot that women are out of their goddamned mind. Also would y’all call out ex wife for stalking work and home trying to see what im doing or just tell lawyer?
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everdave posted:Also would y’all call out ex wife for stalking work and home trying to see what im doing or just tell lawyer? Holy poo poo. Call the loving cops
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Lawyer.
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everdave posted:Also would y’all call out ex wife for stalking work and home trying to see what im doing or just tell lawyer? This is what restraining orders are for.
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everdave posted:Also would y’all call out ex wife for stalking work and home trying to see what im doing or just tell lawyer? Document, with witnesses, call lawyer. Be polite and nice; wave. But she's trying to get dirt or elicit a reaction to use against you.. edit: way to go, enourmo Tide fucked around with this message at 22:28 on May 4, 2018 |
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everdave posted:Also would y’all call out ex wife for stalking work and home trying to see what im doing or just tell lawyer? Lol jesus. Call the cops, stalking is a crime in most places. Then call your lawyer and get a restraining order.
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Facts: I work for myself so last night I went out of town to go to the mountains. Apparently she must be spying I see on cameras she has Driven by house 4 times and work twice she is losing it wondering where I Am I didn’t do anything wrong I have meeting with lawyer Wednesday
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everdave posted:Facts: I work for myself so last night I went out of town to go to the mountains. Apparently she must be spying I see on cameras she has Driven by house 4 times and work twice she is losing it wondering where I Am I didn’t do anything wrong I have meeting with lawyer Wednesday Oh yeah, lawyer, document. She sounds super stable.
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Pham Nuwen posted:I removed the SA app from my phone a couple weeks ago and my life is a hell of a lot better. Now I only shitpost from my desktop, and I've been reading again. I still have it on my phone, but really only use it when I'm waiting in line or pooping. Enourmo posted:Well the graduation ceremony was yesterday, better check the online page and make sure I actually passed all my- Fuckin' A, dude. Rock on!
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Ugh, the MS6 is making stupid noises. I hate car.
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Rhyno posted:Ugh, the MS6 is making stupid noises. I hate car. Since I've made reliability the first priority on my last two cars things have been great no significant issues *knocks on wood*
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Also at my graduation ceremony there were a few dozen people who did the Wakanda salute from Black Panther after walking, all black. Pretty cool imo. There were also some people who dabbed, and Every Single One of them was white as the winter snow.
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Applebees Appetizer posted:Since I've made reliability the first priority on my last two cars things have been great no significant issues It's been solid for way too long so it was inevitable.
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everdave posted:Also would y’all call out ex wife for stalking work and home trying to see what im doing or just tell lawyer? Jesus dude. Was she always like that or just since you split?
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