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ReadingZucchini posted:someone is about to involuntarily become ISIS's first trans inductee, v progressive. Ehhhhh shits more complicated than you might think http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/re...cd54032d8b31122
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A page taken from the Uwe Boll school of dispute handling
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May 4, 2018 19:30
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Rubellavator posted:A page taken from the Uwe Boll school of dispute handling Only if he refuses to accept the challenge if it turns out the other guy is bigger than him/has any fighting experience whatsoever
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May 4, 2018 19:33
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My (32/M) girlfriend (31/F) still says "I love you" to her ex.quote:Hey Reddit. I want to believe. EDIT: Same poster, 5 months earlier I (32/M) need help getting over my girlfriend's (31/F) relationship with her ex. quote:Hey Reddit. Doggles fucked around with this message at 19:37 on May 4, 2018 |
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May 4, 2018 19:33
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I am continually astounded by how much blatant poo poo people manage to get away with every day by just kinda not acting like they're doing anything wrong
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May 4, 2018 19:39
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Me [23m] disclosing bisexuality and kinks to I'm dating [22f/21f] u/retiringslut quote:tldr: I'm bi and like to crossdress, get dominated, tie people up or get tied up, engage in impact play, and have group sex. I've been on a few dates with girls who don't know this, and I'm wondering how to bring this up with them.
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May 4, 2018 19:51
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Doggles posted:My (32/M) girlfriend (31/F) still says "I love you" to her ex. It's like that "signs you're the sidechick" stuff but so so much worse.
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May 4, 2018 19:56
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Girl [18] asked me [M18] are we exclusive and I said yes. Is there no going back?quote:Basically, long story short me and a girl (both 18) have been hanging out, we’ve been out on five separate occasions and on the most recent one she asked me if we were exclusive. I asked if she meant “boyfriend and girlfriend” and she said “no, just are we exclusive” so I said well in that case then yes. "Are we exclusive?" Normal Brain: "Yes." Expanding Brain: "No, let's have an open relationship." Galaxy Brain: "Yes, assuming this is a test and you're secretly asking to open the relationship."
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May 4, 2018 19:59
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Accusing your partner of being jealous when they have an issue with you dating your ex is apparently a masterstroke maneuver.
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May 4, 2018 19:59
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Doggles posted:My (32/M) girlfriend (31/F) still says "I love you" to her ex. loquacius posted:I am continually astounded by how much blatant poo poo people manage to get away with every day by just kinda not acting like they're doing anything wrong
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May 4, 2018 20:01
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He's like the boyfriend of the week in the second season of a sitcom.
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May 4, 2018 20:08
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He's the "villain" in a romantic comedy who we're supposed to hate because...?
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May 4, 2018 20:18
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Beachcomber posted:He's the "villain" in a romantic comedy who we're supposed to hate because...? He's too dumb to be the snooty villain in most romcoms
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May 4, 2018 20:22
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Beachcomber posted:He's the "villain" in a romantic comedy who we're supposed to hate because...? Like, the perfectly good guy Rachel dates after she broke up with Ross, who she still spends a lot of time with because she's still in love with him. Or the perfectly good guy Elliot dates after breaking up with JD, who she still spends a lot of time with because she's still in love with him.
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May 4, 2018 20:27
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it's awesome, how we have this whole genre of media wherein the whole message boils down to "a big whacko gesture should cause you to throw stability/companionship in the fuckingg garbage where it belongs lmao"
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May 4, 2018 20:28
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Blade Runner posted:He's too dumb to be the snooty villain in most romcoms He's not a rich douchebag villain, he's a boring whitebread set-piece boyfriend who is bad because he symbolically represents the humdrum routine of everyday life, not because there is anything wrong with him at all
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May 4, 2018 20:31
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REMEMWBRR- if every single instant of your life isn't a thrill ride so intese that yourr n the verge of death at all times ur a loving loserfuck poo poo pwrson and wveryone is always laughing at yuo when you tyrn away '!!!!!'
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May 4, 2018 20:37
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I remember telling a person who really liked romcoms that characters from romantic comedies that date a 'boring' dude while still being in love with someone else are pieces of poo poo, and they started going on about how romcoms are no different than action movies in that they're a fantasy about doing crazy loving things constantly They got annoyed when I told them that a lot of action movie protagonists are also really awful people Also, tangential point, but action movies which have sold the idea that somehow you, a man that has never been in a fight, by yourself, will be able to murder like a trillion bad dudes at once are as retarded as the romcom thing, and vice versa
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May 4, 2018 20:45
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Blade Runner posted:how romcoms are no different than action movies in that they're a fantasy about doing crazy loving things constantly lol that anyone would think this came off as a defense of romcoms rather than an indictment of both romcoms and action movies
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May 4, 2018 20:48
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Doggles posted:My (32/M) girlfriend (31/F) still says "I love you" to her ex. u are the side dick
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:REMEMWBRR- if every single instant of your life isn't a thrill ride so intese that yourr n the verge of death at all times ur a loving loserfuck poo poo pwrson and wveryone is always laughing at yuo when you tyrn away '!!!!!' Pretty sure thats a legitimate mental disorder. My [22F] engagement ring is just not what I expected, [28 M] u/ringquestions122 quote:Let me preface this with I’m really not a materialistic person. I’ve never cared about stuff like this. De Beers claims another victim.
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May 4, 2018 20:51
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Doggles posted:Girl [18] asked me [M18] are we exclusive and I said yes. Is there no going back? this idiot is going to wind up married at 20
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May 4, 2018 20:52
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fruit on the bottom posted:Pretty sure thats a legitimate mental disorder. what the gently caress, she didn't say what the ring looks like v  vOR what she wanted I need to know if this is a "but I wanted it BIGGER and SHINIER so all my friends go OOOH" scenario or a "he got a 0.2-carat chocolate diamond and still managed to pay $4000 for it" scenario
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May 4, 2018 20:54
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fruit on the bottom posted:Pretty sure thats a legitimate mental disorder. iirc she posted a picture of the ring later and it was legitimately hideous. Like it was a big gaudy heart made out of amber. edit: I was actually remembering a different engagement ring post. In penance, here is a picture of the ugly ring: 
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May 4, 2018 20:55
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I usually don't wear jewelry, and I don't really think of myself as a superficial person, but, my fiance bought me a plastic toe-ring that emits an electronic fart sound every two minutes
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May 4, 2018 20:55
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girl pants posted:iirc she posted a picture of the ring later and it was legitimately hideous. Like it was a big gaudy heart made out of amber. ok, so yeah he's a dumbass If you're getting jewelry for someone who doesn't wear jewelry you want to err on the side of simplicity, not go gaudy as hell but the good news is her grievance is something other than "I want a bigger more expensive status symbol" and he doesn't seem to give much of a poo poo either so she can just sort of suggest they trade it in for something more lowkey and if she's gentle enough about it hopefully he can handle that idea
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May 4, 2018 20:57
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girl pants posted:iirc she posted a picture of the ring later and it was legitimately hideous. Like it was a big gaudy heart made out of amber. That may have been a different one, this one doesn’t seem to have posted any pictures or links, at least not under this username.
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May 4, 2018 20:58
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loquacius posted:ok, so yeah he's a dumbass Turns out I was misremembering anyway so she could still be dumb!
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May 4, 2018 20:58
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fruit on the bottom posted:Pretty sure thats a legitimate mental disorder. yes, and it turns out overuse of social media and modern media in general causes you to mimic its symptoms!
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May 4, 2018 20:59
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girl pants posted:iirc she posted a picture of the ring later and it was legitimately hideous. Like it was a big gaudy heart made out of amber. Oh wow that’s terrible.
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May 4, 2018 21:00
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fruit on the bottom posted:Oh wow that’s terrible. haha this one ruled bc every reddit poster was making GBS threads on her hard, and then she posted the ring and everyone was like "oh, okay you have a legitimate complaint here, sorry for assuming" lol
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May 4, 2018 21:01
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Tbf that's the kind of ring my grandma would wear just y'know not every day of her life
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May 4, 2018 21:03
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girl pants posted:iirc she posted a picture of the ring later and it was legitimately hideous. Like it was a big gaudy heart made out of amber. The world's most expensive ring pop
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May 4, 2018 21:04
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I'm gonna propose with either a ring pop or one of those plastic Green Lantern rings, need help deciding which
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May 4, 2018 21:04
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I didn't even realize you keep wearing the engagement ring after marriage until a few months ago, so all this time I've been reading these stories thinking what does it matter it's just going in a box after a while anyway then you wear the wedding band.
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May 4, 2018 21:05
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loquacius posted:Tbf that's the kind of ring my grandma would wear amber is so soft too. If you wore that ring every day it would be scratched and cracked to poo poo.
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May 4, 2018 21:07
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I’m thinking it may be an another hideous ring situation because she sounds cool with eloping and building a house together instead of dropping mid five figures on ~my dream wedding~ On the other hand she carefully tiptoes around any discussion of how much the ring cost
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May 4, 2018 21:12
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fruit on the bottom posted:Pretty sure thats a legitimate mental disorder. This is why you talk about poo poo beforehand! I mean it sounds like the guy did the best guesswork he could, but this is why you talk about it. Anyways, she either has to suck it up or she could propose getting a larger stone (if it's that simple) when they renew their vows or whatever. People find occasions to upgrade their ring all the time and that seems like a solid one. She can just explain that he did a great job, but after wearing one for a while she figured out she'd prefer something bigger. There's obviously some things she should ask herself about WHY she wants a bigger ring, but if she's not holding it against him and it's just a preference thing then it's kind of whatever in the grand scheme of things. We have a local shop where I live that will give you what you paid + 10% on any diamond if you want to upgrade to a bigger/better stone which I always thought was a decent deal for stuff like this.
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May 4, 2018 21:16
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Clark Nova posted:I’m thinking it may be an another hideous ring situation because she sounds cool with eloping and building a house together instead of dropping mid five figures on ~my dream wedding~ The part where she says she compared to other people's rings may or may not be a red flag because on the one hand you really shouldn't be thinking about this kind of thing in terms of other people, but on the other hand maybe she's going "I can't help but notice that other people's rings aren't hideous pieces of poo poo 🤔"
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Clark Nova posted:On the other hand she carefully tiptoes around any discussion of how much the ring cost Maybe she's mad because it's a hideous ring that he spent $10k on and doesn't want to look like a jerk.
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