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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

jit bull transpile posted:

(also I've gotten like 200k worth of plastic surgery for free on the insurance so far lol).

Your tits must be record-setting

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The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Who What Now posted:

Your tits must be record-setting

Theyre not bad. I'm sure the insurance negotiated the figure down but I can only see what the surgeon billed.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!

drat, you’d better have gotten some cool poo poo for that. I’m talking hydraulics, underbody lights, cupholders, the whole nine yards.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Ariong posted:

drat, you’d better have gotten some cool poo poo for that. I’m talking hydraulics, underbody lights, cupholders, the whole nine yards.

Nine yards of boobs

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


jit bull transpile posted:

Nine yards of boobs

Cleavage for days? Weeks?

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
Suddenly I'm feeling like Michelle Trachtenberg on the beach in Euro trip.

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

jit bull transpile posted:

Suddenly I'm feeling like Michelle Trachtenberg on the beach in Euro trip.

Just, if you have a brother, stay away from absinthe

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
A Ferrari's worth of body work is pretty impressive. Then again I sprained my ankle and with an x-ray, a doctor looking at the xray and nodding to herself that, yes, I sprained my ankle, and an ace bandage wrap my insurance company was suddenly $700 less rich.

Maybe $200k doesn't buy as much boob as it used to.

Inflation in every sense of the word.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer

Bunni-kat posted:

Just, if you have a brother, stay away from absinthe

Oh shi...

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

A Ferrari's worth of body work is pretty impressive. Then again I sprained my ankle and with an x-ray, a doctor looking at the xray and nodding to herself that, yes, I sprained my ankle, and an ace bandage wrap my insurance company was suddenly $700 less rich.

Maybe $200k doesn't buy as much boob as it used to.

Inflation in every sense of the word.

$200k gets you one, but they throw in the other for free.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


^SHTPSTS

Gary’s Answer
I had a butt augmentation too, it want just boobs, for the record.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
This thread turned very weird.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Burt Sexual posted:

This thread turned very weird.

Burt Asexual

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

Honkers

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

jit bull transpile posted:

I had a butt augmentation too, it want just boobs, for the record.

Excuse me ma'am, but we're talking about boobs here. Something you would know nothing about.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
i am augmented

*retracts nipples, extends lasers*

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Screaming Idiot posted:

i am augmented

*retracts nipples, extends lasers*

this thread's not big enough for two Adrienne Barbeau-bots

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

I never asked for this conversation

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Screaming Idiot posted:

i am augmented

*retracts nipples, extends lasers*

gently caress you, breast-hole

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
*extends nipples*

*pokes your eyes out*

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Pastry of the Year posted:

this thread's not big enough for two Adrienne Barbeau-bots
With D-cups of Justice!

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



pyf augmented tits

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Ghostlight posted:

pyf augmented tits

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I like giant titties :blush:

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 11 days!

Pastry of the Year posted:

this thread's not big enough for two Adrienne Barbeau-bots

... aaaannnd there go my Nipples again!

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

oldpainless posted:

I like giant titties :blush:

My man! :respek:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

oldpainless posted:

I like giant titties :blush:

:yossame:

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

oldpainless posted:

I like giant titties :blush:

:emptyquote:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

What is happening here right now

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Something About Titties, which is also the title of my memoirs

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

What is happening here right now

We like big birds and we cannot lie

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



oldpainless posted:

I like giant titties :blush:

More like oldpopularopinions.

joylessdivision
Jun 15, 2013



thecluckmeme posted:

Something About Titties, which is also the title of my memoirs

:same:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

oldpainless posted:

I like giant titties :blush:

YASSS queen

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I actually think giant Tories look better without makeup

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Titties

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Both, I think you can safely say.

Hauki
May 11, 2010


I greatly prefer titties to Tories, but I suppose both are better without makeup.

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

EmmyOk posted:

I actually think giant Tories look better without makeup



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ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

What is happening here right now

I'm not 100% certain but I've probably had dreams like this.

...they were weird.

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