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PMush Perfect posted:At least no one can ever sneak attack John Cena. But can Randy Orton sneak attack John Cena? How does "You Can't See Me" stack up against "RKO out of Nowhere."
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A.I. Borgland Corp posted:Like if someone is hiding behind a curtain, that's real concealment. Sure make it impossible to sneak attack that, you don't know what you're stabbing. Is it too late to make a Hamlet/Polonius joke?
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May 4, 2018 18:41
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May 4, 2018 18:55
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Parahexavoctal posted:man, I hope Rich is immune from sneak attack. C’mon, he uploaded two strips within a week and announced a new prequel book. Rich is very ok and you shouldn’t wantonly invoke the magic phrase.
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:C’mon, he uploaded two strips within a week and announced a new prequel book. Rich is very ok and you shouldn’t wantonly invoke the magic phrase. Last time we overused it he cut his hand open.
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May 4, 2018 21:17
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I thought its use started after he cut his hand open
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May 4, 2018 21:29
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Fire Storm posted:I hope Goblins are OK The content of the latest page caused its author to post the contact info for suicide prevention help lines in anglosphere countries.
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May 4, 2018 23:02
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Cat Mattress posted:The content of the latest page caused its author to post the contact info for suicide prevention help lines in anglosphere countries. Seriously?
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May 4, 2018 23:40
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There Bias Two posted:Seriously? Yuuuuuuuuuuuup.
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May 4, 2018 23:44
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That shows a surprising amount of social awareness for an author obsessed with melty rape people.
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PMush Perfect posted:That shows a surprising amount of social awareness for an author obsessed with melty rape people. an anthropomorphic rabbit girl is explaining how she is under a curse that requires her to die at least once a day. It can be harder than you think to get killed, but once you get the hang of letting go, dying can be beautiful! <thunt>.... hmm. Maybe that could be misinterpreted.</thunt>
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Goblins has made me wanna kill myself a bunch of times so that information is helpful. You can only look at so many melting green people before you wanna take a bath with a plugged-in toaster.
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PMush Perfect posted:That shows a surprising amount of social awareness for an author obsessed with melty rape people.
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My Lovely Horse posted:Counterpoint: he wrote it himself. If he's that aware and worried then I dunno maybe he shouldn't put his need to publish his story over the well-being of his readers, even if it's just a potential factor.
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I am curious about this character, but not enough to go read the page. Can she only die once a day? Curse says she has to die once a day, so that implies she gets better. If she dies, then dies a 2nd time, ...then what? Is she functionally immortal? Or only immortal until her age death?
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Just guessing, if she doesn't die once a day then she'll die for real
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May 5, 2018 20:27
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Nipponophile posted:Seriously though, let's not talk about Goblins here. Yes.
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Just to clear that one up, she has to die exactly once a day and is instantly resurrected. If she dies twice in a day or doesn’t die at all, she dies for real. Most magical effects in Goblins are dumb and oddly specific and most drama is derived from characters trying to figure out the nonsense rule of the day.
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I'm reminded of something from when the Goblins archive was being posted in one of the old incarnations of the Bad Webcomics thread. At some point, he introduced some custom-made magic item that would do one thing from a table of 100 when used, and he'd painstakingly detailed each and every result, even though all of two or three of them actually came up in the comic... which horribly killed the NPCs in question. Someone went through and cataloged every effect (good, bad, neutral/irrelevant), and came to the conclusion that you'd have to be a loving idiot to consider using it in your own D&D games, since it was way more likely to backfire horribly on you.
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May 5, 2018 23:33
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Nipponophile posted:Seriously though, let's not talk about Goblins here. I mean loving seriously.
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AnoHito posted:I mean loving seriously. Another dumb thing about Goblins are those stupid metal-eating orb creatures. Thunt is so proud of them and they suck.
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May 5, 2018 23:54
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Lots of new posts maybe its an update, nah just goblins general. I'm gonna sneak attack the next guy to talk about goblins.
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Motherfucker posted:Lots of new posts maybe its an update, nah just goblins general. Can't sneak attack a goon, mom's basement provides natural concealment.
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Facebook Aunt posted:Can't sneak attack a goon, mom's basement provides natural concealment. Than I'll sneak attack their mom.
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May 6, 2018 00:08
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Motherfucker posted:Than I'll sneak attack their mom. Chaotic Evil
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"ill sneak attack ur mom" is a perfectly accurate way to describe most C-E characters in my experience.
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u hvn a giggle there, m8? ill sneak attak ur mum, I swear on me blade
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Zulily Zoetrope posted:Most magical effects are dumb and oddly specific and most drama is derived from characters trying to figure out the nonsense rule of the day.
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Regalingualius posted:I'm reminded of something from when the Goblins archive was being posted in one of the old incarnations of the Bad Webcomics thread. So it's that wondrous item deck only even more likely to kill you?
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Taciturn Tactician posted:So it's that wondrous item deck only even more likely to kill you? Decks of Many Things are fun though
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Shugojin posted:Decks of Many Things are fun though Who makes them though? What wizard is spending his time crafting a Deck of Many Things or a Bag of Tricks?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Who makes them though? What wizard is spending his time crafting a Deck of Many Things or a Bag of Tricks? The kind that wants some posthumous revenge on whoever kills him and loots his corpse.
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Taciturn Tactician posted:So it's that wondrous item deck only even more likely to kill you? See, there's something cool to be had in the idea of a magical superweapon more likely to drat you than save you. What's it mean to have something like that or to use it? There's a story to be told about someone smuggling ten pounds of raw chaos into fantasy city and nobody knows what is going to happen. But it would require someone with more talent than the Goblins guy to tell these stories since he can't engage with the concepts on anything more than the most superficial level. Facebook Aunt posted:Who makes them though? What wizard is spending his time crafting a Deck of Many Things or a Bag of Tricks? It's the wizard version of Russian Roulette.
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