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System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

icantfindaname posted:

LOL if you think Germans and Italians are white. They are among the swarthy, southern races

Only us southern Germans though! Even Benjamin Franklin knew that the noble Protestants of what is today Lower Saxony and Schleswig-Holstein are in full possession of that most sought after quality - not Mecklenburg-Vorpommern and Brandenburg though, way too Slavic/Baltic already.

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

A German woman in Hong Kong refused to believe I was Finnish because I have light brown hair and blue eyes and "people get darker the more up North they live and Finland is way up North". I was so dismayed I just got on my Адуу and rode back to my гэр.

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

My skin is so white, people constantly ask me If I am ill. My secret is I am never Outside. I heard theres a huge fireball in the sky that burns people.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tei posted:

My skin is so white, people constantly ask me If I am ill. My secret is I am never Outside. I heard theres a huge fireball in the sky that burns people.

*speaking Russianly* Just lower your visor, comrade.

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

icantfindaname posted:

LOL if you think Germans and Italians are white. They are among the swarthy, southern races

From 1896:

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

shipping map porn:

https://twitter.com/APHClarkson/status/992377456148602881

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Iceland: So white it blends into the surrounding ocean.

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
I'm the one ship still rounding Cape Horn.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Iceland: So white it blends into the surrounding ocean.

& New Zealand

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747

Guavanaut posted:

I'm the one ship still rounding Cape Horn.

To go through the Suez canal, a ship needs to fit within a given bounding box, taking into account the height above water (there's a bridge you need to pass under), the depth below water, and of course the width of the passageway. This gives a bounding box that is called Suezmax. There are similar bounding boxes for other canals or narrow straits, like Panamax or Malaccamax. Those that are too big to go through the canals and thus have to go round the capes are called Capesize, which is a really poor name for a ship category I think.

Whiz Palace
Dec 8, 2013

I was surprised this is a thing, given that the Strait of Malacca is a natural body of water, but apparently it's only 25 m deep at its shallowest and that is a limiting factor for really large crude oil tankers.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

Kennel posted:

& New Zealand

Yeah but New Zealand is left off of like, every world map. I mean it's such a big deal that it's even a major topic of international relations for their prime minister. There was even a NYTimes article about it yesterday: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/04/world/asia/new-zealand-video.html

Also if anyone hasn't clicked the link in that twitter video and watched the link, the video is incredible.

One of the cool stills was of all the 2012 shipping routes overlaid. (Notably, New Zealand is substantially cropped out of the image.) The Somali gap is also very noticeable. Also drat you really get a sense of how long some of those Siberian rivers are, and holy Christ they're shipping it to some iceland waste ocean?

It's also interesting how the Nile is not used for cargo at all. I am always surprised that even in Cairo there are only like 6 boats in the water at an average moment, and 5 of them are feluccas and the other is a restaurant boat. OTOH the Mississippi is not on that map at all, and the Mississippi is used for cargo so that's a weird glaring omission. Also the Rhine is missing despite it being used for cargo as far south as Basel. So... I don't know why whoever made this map only shows the Amazon, Rio Uruguay, and rivers in Russia and part of China.




VVVV

I love the Wikipedia article on Capesize. Top of the article:

"Not to be confused with Capsize."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capesize

I'd also never heard that term but I'm not like a shipping expert or anything either.

Saladman fucked around with this message at 18:20 on May 4, 2018

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness

Cat Mattress posted:

Those that are too big to go through the canals and thus have to go round the capes are called Capesize, which is a really poor name for a ship category I think.
I wonder if anyone fought against that or if they were just like "yes, they're Cape sized, I see no problem here" and then months later some wiseass saw it.

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

Cat Mattress posted:

To go through the Suez canal, a ship needs to fit within a given bounding box, taking into account the height above water (there's a bridge you need to pass under), the depth below water, and of course the width of the passageway. This gives a bounding box that is called Suezmax. There are similar bounding boxes for other canals or narrow straits, like Panamax or Malaccamax. Those that are too big to go through the canals and thus have to go round the capes are called Capesize, which is a really poor name for a ship category I think.

TIL that ship bounding boxes sound suspiciously like condom sizes

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
One if the reasons those Russian rivers look so long is the map projection.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:

One if the reasons those Russian rivers look so long is the map projection.

Yeah, I guess that probably doubles the visual length vs the Nile or Amazon. Apparently the Lena is ±4500 km (east Siberia) while the Mississippi and Volga are ± 3500 km and the Rhine a measly 1200km.

There still must be something fishy going on with the shipping in that map, as if they have lines going from Tierra del Fuego to the Antarctic peninsula, it's clear you don't need all that much traffic to get a visible line. Maybe there's something about the way traffic is reported in rivers that makes them not show up in whatever database that map is scraped from except for a few random rivers here and there? I couldn't find a similar map that includes the rivers which is a shame because that would be amazing to see the 'arteries' of the continents.

E: But man are those beautiful graphs

Saladman fucked around with this message at 20:50 on May 4, 2018

Soviet Commubot
Oct 22, 2008



frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Everything is bigger in Benelux.

This also answers Archer's question about the Alabama of Europe.

Red Ryder
Apr 20, 2006

oh dang

Guavanaut posted:

I'm the one ship still rounding Cape Horn.

I'm the ship crossing the Sahara

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

frankenfreak posted:

Everything is bigger in Benelux.

This also answers Archer's question about the Alabama of Europe.

Before I even got to your post I saw that and thought "ugh, I've spent nearly all of my adult life living in Alabama."

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?

According to the map I live in the European equivalent of *checks wikipedia* Burbank Chatham Roscoe, IL. Anyone care to tell me if this is good or bad? :v:

e: Checked the map and Roscoe seems to be the better equivalent even if the population numbers are off
e2: Goddamn, finding the best fit is harder than it looks

System Metternich fucked around with this message at 12:06 on May 5, 2018

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kazakhstan was the last Republic to leave the Soviet Union, even after Russia left. which means that for 4 days, this was the de facto USSR.

Kennel
May 1, 2008

BAWWW-UNH!

ekuNNN posted:


Kazakhstan was the last Republic to leave the Soviet Union, even after Russia left. which means that for 4 days, this was the de facto USSR.

Should have kept the name and the permanent seat in the UN Security Council.

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
That's Wales' long term plan for the UK.

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

what happens to all the grey areas

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!
I want to see the result of the Swiss frankenstein there irl, the fusion of Connecticut and Alabama.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

Kurtofan posted:

what happens to all the grey areas

I assume they all become Western Sahara.

fishmech
Jul 16, 2006

by VideoGames
Salad Prong

Kurtofan posted:

what happens to all the grey areas

Sent to Mars.

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

Kurtofan posted:

what happens to all the grey areas

Give em to africa

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Kurtofan posted:

what happens to all the grey areas

Mexican and Canadian provinces

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

vyelkin posted:

Mexican and Canadian provinces

mexico doesn't have provinces

Deep State of Mind
Jul 30, 2006

"It was a busy day. I do not remember it all. In the morning, I thought I had lost my wallet. Then we went swimming and either overthrew a government or started a pro-American radio station. I can't really remember."
Fun Shoe

Grape posted:

I want to see the result of the Swiss frankenstein there irl, the fusion of Connecticut and Alabama.

Hmm describes Switzerland pretty well actually

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

Peanut President posted:

mexico doesn't have provinces

States, whatever

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007


Missed a perfect opportunity to compare Georgia to Georgia.

HookShot
Dec 26, 2005

The only food map ever where Germany somehow is at least in the top 3.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

Grape posted:

I want to see the result of the Swiss frankenstein there irl, the fusion of Connecticut and Alabama.

It’s called Appenzell. Women’s right to vote in 1991? Check. Children still have the right to smoke tobacco? Check. http://m.20min.ch/ro/news/suisse/story/18574293 (Actually children could still buy cigarettes in many parts of Switzerland until 2015). Fifty other less memorable things? Check. Consistently and overwhelmingly vote for the far right party? Check.

ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

HookShot posted:

The only food map ever where Germany somehow is at least in the top 3.

:wrong: Döner, Gyros, Kapsalon and fish and chips are all a lot better than Curry wurst

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SaltyJesus
Jun 2, 2011

Arf!
good burek reigns supreme as the drunk-food of the world

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