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What the hell happens next?
This poll is closed.
They literally set fire to the ring by accident 2 2.22%
They literally set fire to the ring on purpose 6 6.67%
Film 6 months of content accidentally using WWE prop belts 6 6.67%
Rehire Jeff Jarrett 23 25.56%
Start splicing in archival footage of AJ Styles and pretending it's current 23 25.56%
Accidentally switch the live Pop TV feed to the WWE Network 6 6.67%
Lose the keys to the production truck, film 6 months of content in the parking lot with a Samsung 7 7.78%
Sue a fan who flips the bird on air, lose all company rights to said fan 13 14.44%
Somehow everything gets good and they start making money (Comedy Option) 4 4.44%
Total: 90 votes
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coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


I'd forgotten that despite Aries being an rear end, he's still capable of making fun of himself. Too bad he's all X-files techbro

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Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
If that's TNA's "entire" roster then I'm pretty sure my local no-name indy fed has more workers.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Big Dave posted:

There is a decline. It’s very slow. Of all the stations that broadcast wrestling
and MMA, only Bein and Pop are declining at a significant rate, although
Paramount’s numbers aren’t good. If there is something to take out of this, it
is that Impact is actually, comparatively speaking, doing better
than it seems
by its increase in viewers over last year at the same time the station itself is
down significantly in penetration.

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer
Don Callis looks like Adult Butthead after gastric bypass.

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

All leather Tessa is my jam and Tommy Dreamer trying to keep Eddie Edwards out of jail made me laugh. Also the 6-man tag is well worth watching.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

J-Ro posted:

All leather Tessa is my jam and Tommy Dreamer trying to keep Eddie Edwards out of jail made me laugh. Also the 6-man tag is well worth watching.

Likewise on Drago, Fantasma, & Aerostar vs. DJZ, Desmond Xavier, & Andrew Everett. Well worth seeking out.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/992900580963160065

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution

Jessica Havok vs Taya just happened and it was good. They had sound issues during the first two matches, but it's seemingly fixed now.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
We just need Rich Swann.

https://twitter.com/IMPACTWRESTLING/status/992944024096071680

J-Ro
Jul 26, 2005

Child Of The Revolution


Twitch stream couldn't handle that and died. LMAO.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
And Havok

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


THE BIG DAWG

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Chris James 2 posted:

THE BIG DAWG



Clearly infringing on a New Legacy, Inc trademark.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
if this is still the occasionally laugh at Low Ki thread I want oatgan to tell us about his seminar experience

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoZL73ea-IU

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Mel Mudkiper posted:

if this is still the occasionally laugh at Low Ki thread I want oatgan to tell us about his seminar experience

:yeah:

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/411mania/status/996886727577944064

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
Honestly they deserve each other

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
Eh impact has gotten slightly better Enzo deserves something like...let's say whatever the hot backyard fed is

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
That's a bit out of context. Don was being diplomatic and said he had no specific interest.

rovert fucked around with this message at 15:00 on May 17, 2018

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

Why would you be diplomatic toward Enzo Amore

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
That Don Callis thing sounded like a trial balloon. If (when) he gets a ton of feedback saying nobody wants Enzo there, it'll never come up again.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

If I was Callis, I'd gently caress around with it. "Well maybe if Enzo shaved his head and auctioned off one of his kidneys to charity..." Just to see what dumb poo poo Enzo would do to get booked.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

Basic Chunnel posted:

Why would you be diplomatic toward Enzo Amore

As they book Moose and are booking Rich Swann.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Basic Chunnel posted:

Why would you be diplomatic toward Enzo Amore

I'd imagine Callis doesn't have full authority and probably doesn't want to look like a dipshit if they're dumb enough to do it.

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Eh impact has gotten slightly better Enzo deserves something like...let's say whatever the hot backyard fed is

He'd fit right in at JCW.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006
CZW, just because I'd like to see someone take a weed-wacker to him.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

CZW or IWAMS would book him in a heartbeat. At a reduced rate than he's used to but he doesn't tip strippers and engages in victim blaming so gently caress him. Let him chase middle management deej or Ian "almost too stupid to breathe" Rotten around for missing paydays.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013
https://twitter.com/garrettkidney/status/997290083475705856

RealFoxy
May 11, 2011

I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

coconono posted:

CZW or IWAMS would book him in a heartbeat. At a reduced rate than he's used to but he doesn't tip strippers and engages in victim blaming so gently caress him. Let him chase middle management deej or Ian "almost too stupid to breathe" Rotten around for missing paydays.
I want Zandig to spend a lot of money to book him then hang him up on meat hooks like he did the nazi

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
So am I wrong in assuming Enzo got booted for rape? He certainly seems like the type.

dsriggs
May 28, 2012

MONEY FALLS...

...FROM THE SKY...

...WHENEVER HE POSTS!

Lodin posted:

So am I wrong in assuming Enzo got booted for rape? He certainly seems like the type.

He was booted for not telling the WWE he was under investigation. The charges were since dropped due to lack of evidence. A similar thing happened to Heath Slater a couple of years ago, but he’s still around because he kept the company informed at all times.

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



dsriggs posted:

He was booted for not telling the WWE he was under investigation. The charges were since dropped due to lack of evidence. A similar thing happened to Heath Slater a couple of years ago, but he’s still around because he kept the company informed at all times.

Also because Heath isn't a shithead who is hated by everyone he works with and for.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Endless Mike posted:

Also because Heath isn't a shithead who is hated by everyone he works with and for.

He has kids.

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Was Heath's thing a sexual assault or an assault? I seem to remember it being the latter.

Not that either one would be excusable, obviously, just can't recall.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Phenix Rising posted:

Was Heath's thing a sexual assault or an assault? I seem to remember it being the latter.

Not that either one would be excusable, obviously, just can't recall.

It was a really weird case. Going from memory, he snagged a casino security guard and tried to take her to a stairwell/elevator and she escaped. I've been to casinos. You start physically moving the security people around, you'll find yourself in a cop car, a headache and no recollection of how you got there.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

coconono posted:

I've been to casinos. You start physically moving the security people around, you'll find yourself in a cop car, a headache and no recollection of how you got there.

That's a best case, from my experience with casinos/strip clubs.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Would ya'll please stop trying to kidnap security people?

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Would ya'll please stop trying to kidnap security people?

Da Juice does crazy things to people

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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


WrasslorMonkey posted:

Would ya'll please stop trying to kidnap security people?

look, Joe got kidnapped and he came back with a penis tattoo on his dang head. maybe other people want penis tattoos

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