Destiny 2 Console Thread: Just eat his ass you bitch

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GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Curious to see how the Hive adapted to an ice cold enviroent, after years of fighting them on... The moon

# ? May 7, 2018 18:42

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 22:49

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Well, that�s it, I�m out. I get that they�ve dealt with a delicate balance of racial undertones in this game for several years, what with the fallen representing European colonialists and the cabal a brutal but acceptable portrayal of African Americans, but suddenly changing the skin color of all the hive to white? Jesus Christ. Donald Glover was right.

# ? May 7, 2018 18:51

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

Uhhh yeah we built a big rear end wall around the greatest nation on earth to keep out the "European colonialists"???

# ? May 7, 2018 18:53

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

GoGoGadgetChris posted:

Curious to see how the Hive adapted to an ice cold enviroent, after years of fighting them on... The moon

I'm going to feel cheated if Ogres don't jack-in-the-box out of the snow then shake themselves like a wet dog drying itself, flinging Dawning snowballs at us.

# ? May 7, 2018 19:02

SUNKOS: Jun 4, 2016

I wish the rumors that we'd fight Exos defending the warmind had been true.

# ? May 7, 2018 19:41

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

SUNKOS posted:

I wish the rumors that we'd fight Exos defending the warmind had been true.

I don't think it's specifically exos:

quote:

VGG113TTI909TXM001 GENNULLZ-UNWR!! AI-COM/RSPN: ASSETS//SUBTLE//IMPERATIVE
CONTINGENT ACTION ORDER
This is a SUBTLE ASSETS IMPERATIVE.
Horizon event GUARDIAN PROXY ZAMENA likelihood high.
Data gathered from GENOTYPENULL-ZERO UNWRAP insufficient to proceed to GENOTYPEUNNULLWRAP-ZERO.
UNNULLWRAP-ZERO parameter shortfall 38.767%.
Field observations:
[F52] genotype resilient to nullification/[F52] genotype datafarming efficiency gap high.
[F52] genotype suitability for GUARDIAN ZAMENA remains HIGH.
No change to DATAFARM parameters advised.
Recommendation follows:
//increased GENOTYPENULL activity//26%
//increased datafarming intrinsic to GENOTYPENULL//26%.
//increase ALTERNATE ZAMENA review, likelihood of use estimated at 0.000047%.
When datafarming from GENOTYPENULL at 99% of parameter, invoke UNNULLWRAP-ZERO.
When UNNULLWRAP-ZERO product yield reaches 34% of GENOTYPENULL full expended, promote event CARRHAE ZAMENA.
Continue GENOTYPENULL.
STOP STOP STOP VGG113TTI909TXM001

...but you may not be wrong yet, still. We're being actively experimented on/observed to create a Guardian Replacement ("Zamena").

If you played D1, remember the Revenant Mask from the halloween events?

It seems plausible we might see assimilated humans/guardians at some point.

# ? May 7, 2018 20:05

ZeusCannon: Nov 5, 2009; BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH; Grimey Drawer

That would involve new models. And that would be work. So no... We won't.

# ? May 7, 2018 20:23

sunday at work: Apr 6, 2011; "Man is the animal that thinks something is wrong."

There is a huge gap between what Bungie can write and what Bungie can deliver in game.

# ? May 7, 2018 20:25

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

Waffle House posted:

quote:
VGG113TTI909TXM001 GENNULLZ-UNWR!! AI-COM/RSPN: ASSETS//SUBTLE//IMPERATIVE
CONTINGENT ACTION ORDER
This is a SUBTLE ASSETS IMPERATIVE.
Horizon event GUARDIAN PROXY ZAMENA likelihood high.
Data gathered from GENOTYPENULL-ZERO UNWRAP insufficient to proceed to GENOTYPEUNNULLWRAP-ZERO.
UNNULLWRAP-ZERO parameter shortfall 38.767%.
Field observations:
[F52] genotype resilient to nullification/[F52] genotype datafarming efficiency gap high.
[F52] genotype suitability for GUARDIAN ZAMENA remains HIGH.
No change to DATAFARM parameters advised.
Recommendation follows:
//increased GENOTYPENULL activity//26%
//increased datafarming intrinsic to GENOTYPENULL//26%.
//increase ALTERNATE ZAMENA review, likelihood of use estimated at 0.000047%.
When datafarming from GENOTYPENULL at 99% of parameter, invoke UNNULLWRAP-ZERO.
When UNNULLWRAP-ZERO product yield reaches 34% of GENOTYPENULL full expended, promote event CARRHAE ZAMENA.
Continue GENOTYPENULL.
STOP STOP STOP VGG113TTI909TXM001

Thanks for posting the patch notes, im glad they are at least attempting to make them easier to read.

# ? May 7, 2018 20:29

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

ZeusCannon posted:

That would involve new models. And that would be work. So no... We won't.

nahhh they can just re-use the corrupted iron lord models from D1 so it's not actually work

bing bong done

# ? May 7, 2018 20:34

IronSaber: Feb 24, 2009; oh yes oh god yes form the head FORM THE HEAD unghhhh...

Sweet, an exotic sword!

# ? May 7, 2018 21:12

limaCAT: Dec 22, 2007; il pistone e male; Slippery Tilde

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

Thanks for posting the patch notes, im glad they are at least attempting to make them easier to read.

Those are the instructions to level up.

limaCAT fucked around with this message at 21:25 on May 7, 2018

# ? May 7, 2018 21:18

Differo Cathedra: Oct 9, 2012; To be honest it was 4AM when I started making the gif and even I don't know what it's supposed to be about by the time I finished it an hour and a few GIS searches later

Whats the active PS4 clan now? Is it still GOLDMAN SHAXX AND CO [KINK] or is there another, hotter kink to try? Me and a couple of friends wanna double down on hot drops.

# ? May 7, 2018 21:23

Legs Benedict: Jul 14, 2002; You can either follow me to our bedroom or bend over that control throne because I haven't been this turned on in FOREVER!

just post in discord i�m pretty sure totoro is just moving people into a clan with a predictably moana-themed name

# ? May 7, 2018 22:13

Kunabomber: Oct 1, 2002; Pillbug

Blind Rasputin posted:

Well, that’s it, I’m out. I get that they’ve dealt with a delicate balance of racial undertones in this game for several years, what with the fallen representing European colonialists and the cabal a brutal but acceptable portrayal of African Americans, but suddenly changing the skin color of all the hive to white? Jesus Christ. Donald Glover was right.

just wait until the expansion with the Reef comes out, an isolated dictatorship with weird haircuts wielding weapons of mass destruction

# ? May 7, 2018 22:35

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

I kinda hate waiting for patch notes, I get why they do it but still.

# ? May 7, 2018 23:38

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

Warmind in the PS Store for me has a countdown clock until it can be played. Does that mean it's preloaded? I know 1.2.0 has to deploy still.

I'm stupid.

# ? May 7, 2018 23:55

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

I'm ready to smash hive tomorrow after work

Gimme them sweet exotics

# ? May 8, 2018 00:34

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

cvnvcnv posted:

Warmind in the PS Store for me has a countdown clock until it can be played. Does that mean it's preloaded? I know 1.2.0 has to deploy still.

I'm stupid.

Unlocks at normal re-set, pre-load is 5 hours before iirc.

# ? May 8, 2018 00:46

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

Thank you, handsome man.

I'll be playing at reset, just wanted to be ready asap. Because I'm the guy genuinely excited for D2 :downsrim:

# ? May 8, 2018 01:15

el B: Jan 30, 2004; holler.

Sony sucks rear end for making me need so much hd space

# ? May 8, 2018 01:16

Policenaut: Jul 11, 2008; On the moon... they don't make Neo Kobe Pizza.

Get a bigger hard drive

# ? May 8, 2018 01:21

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

Policenaut posted:

Get bigger, hard

Mmmmm

# ? May 8, 2018 01:26

Kiavahr: Oct 17, 2013; Outrageous Lumpwad

Waffle House posted:

Does Shaxx even still have a voice line indicating that Heavy Ammo is about to drop to cue people up for it? Or are heavy spawns so frequent in 6v6 that it'd be annoying?

The only time shaxx references heavy is when he's shouting about crucible matches in the new tower. It's how you can tell that he's actually watching d1 on twitch, because heavy doesn't even exist in d2.

# ? May 8, 2018 01:48

hiddenriverninja: May 10, 2013; life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

New exotic looks cool. Still not as cool as Bolt Caster RIP

# ? May 8, 2018 02:25

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Savage
https://twitter.com/blind_rasputin/status/993665283674882048?s=21

# ? May 8, 2018 02:37

Insane Totoro: Dec 5, 2005; Take cover!!!
That Totoro has an AR-15!

Legs Benedict posted:

just post in discord i’m pretty sure totoro is just moving people into a clan with a predictably moana-themed name

We are just in the standard Boat Drivin Space Moanas at this point. Geez.

# ? May 8, 2018 03:08

cvnvcnv: Mar 17, 2013; __________________

Big Dicked Sexy Men

# ? May 8, 2018 03:22

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

cvnvcnv posted:

Big Dicked Sexy Men

Turn on your monitor

# ? May 8, 2018 03:23

Pozload Escobar: Aug 21, 2016; by Reene

This is America Video but it's a shitless Luke Smith gunning down Master Chief and then all the old Halo era Bungie employees.

# ? May 8, 2018 04:18

CheeseFactory: May 12, 2009; MAYBE A DINGO ATE YOUR K/D

Blind Rasputin posted:

Savage
https://twitter.com/blind_rasputin/status/993665283674882048?s=21

Why does you slam radius look 10 times bigger than mine... you using the double nade tree?

# ? May 8, 2018 05:09

Blind Rasputin: Nov 25, 2002; Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.

Yes I believe so

# ? May 8, 2018 05:44

Maker Of Shoes: Sep 4, 2006; AWWWW YISSSSSSSSSS
DIS IS MAH JAM!!!!!!

CheeseFactory posted:

Why does you slam radius look 10 times bigger than mine...

Xbox handicap

# ? May 8, 2018 06:07

Mango Polo: Aug 4, 2007

Which clan are the EU PS4 people hanging out in now?

# ? May 8, 2018 08:47

Pretty good: Apr 16, 2007

https://www.vg247.com/2018/05/04/destiny-2-fall-expansion-mode-new-to-first-person-shooters/ It's happening!!! They're finally gonna let us gently caress and suck the guns!!!!!

# ? May 8, 2018 09:20

Tei: Feb 19, 2011; Can't post for 4 days!

When is the patch released? I want to see the new story elements.

# ? May 8, 2018 10:16

BlindSite: Feb 8, 2009

5 hours before reset it's getting pushed.

# ? May 8, 2018 10:34

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

It's here, finally Rasputin can play me more music and whisper sweet Russian nothings into my ear

# ? May 8, 2018 12:32

FeculentWizardTits: Aug 31, 2001

sunday at work posted:

There is a huge gap between what Bungie can write and what Bungie can deliver in game.

Actually there isn't much of a gap at all, they're both pretty bad

# ? May 8, 2018 12:49

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PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Communist Walrus posted:

Actually there isn't much of a gap at all, they're both pretty bad

# ? May 8, 2018 14:00

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