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Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

Hey I’m at the same event! I’m the kinda average height, heavy set, middle age guy in business casual with a mustache! Let’s grab a drink after!

Pm'd you my cell. I'm staying here till Tuesday so I'm all about meet ups.
Guard dog:

Immanentized fucked around with this message at 17:47 on May 7, 2018

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Ah I see he's in the IDF

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


MiniGoon meet accomplished. Nothing weird happened

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

LingcodKilla posted:

MiniGoon meet accomplished. Nothing weird happened

Confirmed. Second summit to be held to verify initial findings.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Milo and POTUS posted:

Ah I see he's in the IDF

Lmao

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Under an hour from first contact to shenanigans. I know everyone at conferences tend to have fewer inhibition but that’s a quick tinder date for someone with crabs

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

M_Gargantua posted:

Under an hour from first contact to shenanigans. I know everyone at conferences tend to have fewer inhibition but that’s a quick tinder date for someone with crabs

Hey man, it was a lunch seminar. It's a petri dish of socialization out here.

E:

Immanentized fucked around with this message at 18:41 on May 7, 2018

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


M_Gargantua posted:

Under an hour from first contact to shenanigans. I know everyone at conferences tend to have fewer inhibition but that’s a quick tinder date for someone with crabs

No crabs on me at the moment. Did find a coworker who lives on the coast in Maryland offering to let me crab from his place. Woo!

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns
Yo.

I'm actually not kidding about this, I think reality is broken.

https://twitter.com/esaagar/status/993540219990355968?s=19

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!



Sphynx cats own, haters GTFO.

not caring here
Feb 22, 2012

blazemastah 2 dry 4 u

facialimpediment posted:

Yo.

I'm actually not kidding about this, I think reality is broken.

https://twitter.com/esaagar/status/993540219990355968?s=19

Well, he is in the gun business

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Huh. Didn’t think the NRA was pro-gun running across borders to browns.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

facialimpediment posted:

Yo.

I'm actually not kidding about this, I think reality is broken.

https://twitter.com/esaagar/status/993540219990355968?s=19

Funding Contra Death Squads through Illicit Arms Sales: Truly an outstanding example of American freedoms.

quote:

Supporters of the Contras tried to downplay these violations, particularly the Reagan administration in the US, which engaged in a campaign of white propaganda to alter public opinion in favor of the contras,[7] while covertly encouraging the Contras to attack civilian targets.

Irony is dead.

CommieGIR fucked around with this message at 19:01 on May 7, 2018

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


CommieGIR posted:

Funding Contra Death Squads through Illicit Arms Sales: Truly an outstanding example of American freedoms.


Irony is dead.

We already have death (police) squads in the US being provided military weaponry.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

facialimpediment posted:

Yo.

I'm actually not kidding about this, I think reality is broken.

https://twitter.com/esaagar/status/993540219990355968?s=19

I mean, he does have experience in buying and selling munitions.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


Please don't use this term.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Pence is on TV right now speaking at the OAS about how corruption destroys democracies. I gotta believe he sees the irony.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Please don't use this term.

Context is everything thinks this Mexican-American but sure, OK.
👍🏾

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

I know, but that's one of the words we've been trying to get away from for a while.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

LingcodKilla posted:

Context is everything thinks this Mexican-American but sure, OK.
👍🏾

I would stay away from the border for awhile. Sessions grew a new hate-boner for illegals.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.543edba48e86

quote:

Attorney General Jeff Sessions announced Monday that the Justice Department will begin prosecuting every person who illegally crosses into the United States along the Southwest border, a hard-line policy shift expected to focus in particular on migrants traveling with children.

In a speech to law enforcement officials in Scottsdale, Ariz., Sessions said the Department of Homeland Security will begin referring such cases to the Justice Department for prosecution and that federal prosecutors will “take on as many of those cases as humanly possible until we get to 100 percent.”

BigDave fucked around with this message at 19:36 on May 7, 2018

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Saying “not-white” is clunky. The NRA doesn’t care about his past crimes because it doesn’t affect their majority.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

BigDave posted:

I would stay away from the border for awhile. Sessions grew a new hate-boner for illegals.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.543edba48e86

Prosecuting....and then what? Jailing them in the US?

Serious hate boner, and not so subtle dedication to private for profit jails.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Milo and POTUS posted:

Ah I see he's in the IDF

:aaa:

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

At least he didn't write the 'b' word.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

joat mon posted:

At least he didn't write the 'b' word.

His is coming. Current events.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
How long will it take to capture Tehran? 2 days
Will Rouhani be killed? Yes
Total Iran civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iran: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iranian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Rouhani launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Rouhani launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Rouhani sacrifice Tehran(gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iraq do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Rouhani burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iran? ~15 years
Will the Iran war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

How long will it take to capture Tehran? 2 days
Will Rouhani be killed? Yes
Total Iran civillian casualties: 500 dead
Total military casualties Iran: 3000 dead
Total military casualties U.S.: 15 dead
Will the Iranian army regulars hold the lines? No
Will the Republican Guard fight to the end? No
Will chem/bio weapons be used on invading troops?: Yes
Will Rouhani launch attacks on the Kurds? Yes
Will Rouhani launch attacks on Israel? No
-If yes; will Isreal retaliate harshly? Yes
Will Rouhani sacrifice Tehran(gas/nuke it)? No
Will the Kurds make a grab for independence? Yes
Will Iraq do anything silly like try for land? Yes
Will Rouhani burn the oil fields? Yes
How long will the US be occupying Iran? ~15 years
Will the Iran war catalyze increased terrorism in America?No
In the long run, will this war be good or bad for the world? Good

What happened?

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Immanentized posted:

What happened?

https://twitter.com/RealPressSecBot/status/993562621960900608

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

Immanentized posted:

What happened?

TwoScoops announced he was discussing his Iran decision tomorrow at 1400 -- live.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

TwoScoops announced he was discussing his Iran decision tomorrow at 1400 -- live.

Using military time outside the military smh

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Nick Soapdish posted:

Using military time outside the military smh

24 hour clocks are better than "oh, poo poo, it's 3 o'clock again today" clocks.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


mlmp08 posted:

24 hour clocks are better than "oh, poo poo, it's 3 o'clock again today" clocks.

Maybe if you're in a non-hellscape country but here in AMERICA, we use the dumb AM/PM system and Imperial measurements.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

TwoScoops announced he was discussing his Iran decision tomorrow at 1400-- live.

That’s seriously loving lame man. Just say 2pm.

Trump is gonna announce we’re pulling out of the JCPOA. Doesn’t really matter though because all the other players in the P+5 group are going to stay the course.

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

You can't flim flam the zim zam part 6: hunting & escaping:

https://twitter.com/JustinWarmoth/status/993568070609395712

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

I exclusively use 24H time because I'm dealing with people in basically every continent, so AM and PM can become easily confused.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

I say 14 o' clock just to throw people off.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Fister Roboto posted:

I say 14 o' clock just to throw people off.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE

psydude posted:

I exclusively use 24H time because I'm dealing with people in basically every continent, so AM and PM can become easily confused.

I can never remember what's PM and what's AM, so I appreciate people using normal military time!

In German it's perfectly natural to say 14 Uhr/ 14 o'clock.

Torrannor fucked around with this message at 21:42 on May 7, 2018

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mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Wanna meet up at two and twenty hours?

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