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Croatoan
Jun 24, 2005

I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE
See? 2/3 posts that can be summed up with "Maybe he's just an idiot?"

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Jamesman
Nov 19, 2004

"First off, let me start by saying curly light blond hair does not suit Hyomin at all. Furthermore,"
Fun Shoe
Everyone go back to talking about temperatures because that's way more interesting than people once again making GBS threads on Guy Goodbody for posting ONE PICTURE you weren't thoroughly amused by.

Jamesman has a new favorite as of 01:44 on May 8, 2018

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Jamesman posted:

Everyone go back to talking about temperatures because that's way more interesting than people once again making GBS threads on Guy Goodbody for posting ONE PICTURE you weren't thoroughly amused by.


RickVoid
Oct 21, 2010

chitoryu12 posted:

Exactly!

100+: Feels like the air itself is attempting to cook you to death.

90s: Spend the entire day in front of a fan in shorts.

80s: You can actually walk around outside in shorts or light pants without feeling like you're going to pass out.

70s: The platonic ideal of outdoor temperature.

60s: Wear a sweater or light jacket.

50s: Wear a heavier jacket, maybe bring some gloves or a scarf in case the wind picks up.

40s: Wear gloves and a scarf whether or not it's windy. Possibility of sleet.

30s: Definitely winter. Possible snow. It starts hurting when the wind picks up.

20s: Only spend as little time as possible outside.

10s: Your dick would freeze off if it wasn't for your pants.

0 and below: Your dick will freeze off regardless of pants.

If you live in one of those places where the heat has bred a weaker species of human perhaps. In other, colder lands, it's more like:

100+ : Oh hey, it's the one day a year where we get near/over 100! All down hill from here I guess. Time for a beer.

90s: Ugh, I'm glad this weather only lasts two weeks.

80s: ...I kinda miss winter, I think? Or is that the Stockholm Syndrome talking again?

70s: Ugh, getting kinda warm. They open the pools yet?

60s: Perfect. Can it be like this all year-round? No. :smith:

50s: T-Shirt and shorts weather! Nice!

40s: Don't need this jacket anymore!

30s: What a nice day. Can't wait to lose the light jacket.

20s: Better keep this jacket zipped.

10s: ... Yeah, I'll wear the coat today.

0: Where'd I put that hat? And my gloves?

-10: I long for the sweet release of Spring.

-20: WINTER HAS COME. YOUR GOD IS DEAD.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

RickVoid posted:

If you live in one of those places where the heat has bred a weaker species of human perhaps. In other, colder lands, it's more like:

100+ : Oh hey, it's the one day a year where we get near/over 100! All down hill from here I guess. Time for a beer.

90s: Ugh, I'm glad this weather only lasts two weeks.

80s: ...I kinda miss winter, I think? Or is that the Stockholm Syndrome talking again?

70s: Ugh, getting kinda warm. They open the pools yet?

60s: Perfect. Can it be like this all year-round? No. :smith:

50s: T-Shirt and shorts weather! Nice!

40s: Don't need this jacket anymore!

30s: What a nice day. Can't wait to lose the light jacket.

20s: Better keep this jacket zipped.

10s: ... Yeah, I'll wear the coat today.

0: Where'd I put that hat? And my gloves?

-10: I long for the sweet release of Spring.

-20: WINTER HAS COME. YOUR GOD IS DEAD.

-40: So cold the scale doesn't matter anymore.

Sir Nose
Mar 28, 2009


Plinkey posted:

-40: So cold the scale doesn't matter anymore.

:golfclap:

Although my friends Kelvin and Rankine may have issues with that...

Sir Nose has a new favorite as of 02:02 on May 8, 2018

Clockwork Sputnik
Nov 6, 2004

24 Hour Party Monster

That horse has lymphoma

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Bored posted:

1.I don't understand why this is funny. Isn't there a cool pictures thread or a marvels of modern architecture thread?

2. I am on a tiny phone so might have missed something funny happening on the rad escalator.

3. There is no Furigana and I can't remember most of the Kanji I learned in college 15 years ago, so I'm gonna go Google translate this.

Translation: "You noticed, yes, it is not a spiral building but a person"

Edit: maybe the translation means,"while it looks like the spiral is spinning, it is actually the escalator/people mover*."

*I've just always heard :the moving walkways at airports called "people movers." I have no clue what they are actually called.

There's no escalator, people are just walking down the spiral. This crates an optical illusion.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I live in a place that gets cold winters and Celsius seems to fit the mood better for what is actually happening. When it goes below zero, it's not simply cool, it's cold. It's literally freezing out. Those numbers being negative really sells the idea.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



guy is just holding up a mirror to you all and if you dont like what you see, thats on you

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit



Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Nobody likes a biter, find your own gimmick and leave GG's alone

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Nobody likes a biter, find your own gimmick and leave GG's alone

Then shut the gently caress up about temperature.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Nobody likes a biter, find your own gimmick and leave GG's alone







Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Plinkey posted:

-40: So cold the scale doesn't matter anymore.

-40: Watch me piss outside and my dick just sprays a vaporous cloud of snow everywhere.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005


Sometimes when you're driving you just get tired.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Deteriorata posted:

Sometimes when you're driving you just get tired.

And that guy looks way too tired to be driving.

:dadjoke:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Deteriorata posted:

Sometimes when you're driving you just get tired.

You hosed it up.

"That guy looks two tired to drive."

Edit: gently caress!

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Johnny Aztec posted:

Then shut the gently caress up about temperature.

You must have me confused with someone else

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

You must have me confused with someone else

Jersus chrust, it's a general "You"

You (the thread) shut the gently caress up about temperature standards.


Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
reposts are not contributing

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
reposts are not contributing

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit







Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

good job spamming the same unfunny picture 3 times in the last 2 days for some reason

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

gettin' covid all
over your posts

Dillbag posted:

good job spamming the same unfunny picture 3 times in the last 2 days for some reason

Look, I'm loath to defend GG, but you gotta read the whole post.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/MikeDrucker/status/993668909353111552

puppets freak me out
Dec 18, 2015


Heh, those guys look like a bunch of real winners.

Blind Rasputin
Nov 25, 2002

Farewell, good Hunter. May you find your worth in the waking world.


This picture is poorly representative of unicorns. Honestly, it’s terrible. I have a degree in hippology as well as a minors in horse breeding and it is well appreciated that a foal unicorn’s horn will not be fully grown until it is nearly adult size. Of course, we don’t deal with this often in actuality, but it is exactly the same reason why we do not shoe horses until adulthood.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

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Nap Ghost

puppets freak me out posted:

Heh, those guys look like a bunch of real winners.

No. Last season's losers.

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost
Cornholio? I have not heard that name in a long, long time.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Johnny Aztec posted:

Jersus chrust, it's a general "You"

You (the thread) shut the gently caress up about temperature standards.




This turned out to be a photoshop. I was disappointed.

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