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At one point, they were probably being upsold as significant threats to him.
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Synthbuttrange posted:What, does spidey remember every dumb third rate villain he runs across? You can't bring your quipping A-game if you don't remember their name.
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Synthbuttrange posted:What, does spidey remember every dumb third rate villain he runs across? Klaw is second-rate -- he played a significant role in Secret Wars. ![]() prefect fucked around with this message at 13:29 on May 8, 2018 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:What, does spidey remember every dumb third rate villain he runs across? Not just remembers them, but spends a few hours workshopping snappy dialogue in case he runs across them again. The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 13:17 on May 8, 2018 |
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Taerkar posted:You can't bring your quipping A-game if you don't remember their name. Except Armadillo. Poor Armadillo ![]()
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The Lone Badger posted:Not just remembers them, but spends a few hours workshopping snappy dialogue in case he runs across them again. And not once in a while either, every day he is preparing his snappy comebacks for the next chance encounter.
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Zil posted:And not once in a while either, every day he is preparing his snappy comebacks for the next chance encounter. ![]()
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gently caress that crowd. "And then you become an octopus" was a damned solid gag.
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ecavalli posted:gently caress that crowd. "And then you become an octopus" was a damned solid gag. I chuckled in real life so I imagine I’d actually guffaw if the real actual Spider-Man was delivering it thirty feet in front of me.
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I chuckled at the Spider-Puppy joke.
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Whose voice would be the best at delivering those jokes? I'm going with awkward Tobey Maguire.
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hiddenriverninja posted:Whose voice would be the best at delivering those jokes? I'm going with awkward Tobey Maguire. He’d be good for the “oh god this is so awful and cringeworthy he can’t deliver a line for poo poo” awkward approach, I feel like Garfield could actually try and sell them for humor though.
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If it’s not supposed to be funny, I nominate Drake Bell.
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Well, to his audience it probably feels a bit like he's making quips about the Boston Bombing. A bit too soon for standup.
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Rodney Dangerfield.
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Synthbuttrange posted:What, does spidey remember every dumb third rate villain he runs across? Secondary mutation. Or would it be tertiary at this point?
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Push El Burrito posted:Rodney Dangerfield. The last panel does kind of scream "No respect, I tell ya", doesn't it?
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Now that I've blown my zoom up to 250% I can read this comic.
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wyntyr posted:I chuckled in real life so I imagine I’d actually guffaw if the real actual Spider-Man was delivering it thirty feet in front of me. i'd be long gone because being near a superhero seems like a reliable suicide method
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Thaddius the Large posted:He’d be good for the “oh god this is so awful and cringeworthy he can’t deliver a line for poo poo” awkward approach, I feel like Garfield could actually try and sell them for humor though. Andrew Garfield was way worse than Tobey, you're insane. Anyway the answer is Christopher Daniel Barnes.
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Lurdiak posted:Andrew Garfield was way worse than Tobey, you're insane. I'm glad SOMEONE said it.
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Lurdiak posted:Andrew Garfield was way worse than Tobey, you're insane. I’m not saying he was a good Spider-Man, but I read that and I hear smarmy jackass, and I could see Andrew Garfield pulling that off just fine. Less awkward dweeb, more annoying dweeb. Might just be my reading of the jokes though ![]()
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CDB is a poo poo voice actor and that Spider-man series is was and always will be garbage.
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Rhyno posted:CDB is a poo poo voice actor and that Spider-man series is was and always will be garbage. I'm gonna chase you to the ends of the earth. YOU HEAR ME? TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARRRRTH!!!
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Rhyno posted:CDB is a poo poo voice actor and that Spider-man series is was and always will be garbage. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCJg3DSW7Q8&t=68s
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Like you can poo poo on that show all you like, it honestly deserves it, but the voice cast was A+.
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Rhyno posted:CDB is a poo poo voice actor and that Spider-man series is was and always will be garbage. Objectively false
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Lurdiak posted:I'm gonna chase you to the ends of the earth. YOU HEAR ME? TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARRRRTH!!! I feel like that performance deserved some kind of mini-Oscar. Like, an Oscar where if you screw off the head, it's filled with candy.
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I'm more a Josh Keaton man myself. ![]()
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From You Are Deadpool #2![]() ![]() ![]()
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Lurdiak posted:I'm gonna chase you to the ends of the earth. YOU HEAR ME? TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARRRRTH!!! It's too bad the crossover episode with X-Men didn't end up being Spider-Man and Wolverine trying to out-do each other yelling, "JEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!" and "MARY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNE!"
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"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN"
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SilverSupernova posted:From You Are Deadpool #2 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSMg_GWiBt0
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Choco1980 posted:I'm more a Josh Keaton man myself. ![]()
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Nicolas Hammond will always be my Spiderman.
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Christopher Daniel Barnes was a great Romita Spider-Man. In retrospect, I'm less sure about whether he was any good as a Ditko Spider-Man.
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I'll miss Erica, but at least I still have Brain Drain.![]() Squirrel Girl 32.
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Wheat Loaf posted:Christopher Daniel Barnes was a great Romita Spider-Man. In retrospect, I'm less sure about whether he was any good as a Ditko Spider-Man. That show didn't really have much Ditko in it.
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Chase couldn't build him some little robot arms?
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