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infernal machines posted:today in windows doesn't know how to use windows: powerpoint popped a save confirmation dialog behind the focused window showing the save location box, effectively blocking the application from receiving any input p-p-post combo
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Scott Forstall posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rd0Rd8w3FZ0 satya starts at 13:40, worth listening to for just the crushing awkwardness of this part alone: the ceo of microsoft talking to a bunch of developers at a microsoft technical conference posted:good morning! and welcome to build 2018, welcome to seattle, it's fantastic to see you all back here.
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pram posted:lol you werent kidding about the nervous laughter yeeeesh
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Opening with off the cuff remarks and trying to figure out midway through just where the gently caress his line of thought is going. Wow. That's almost as idiotic as his advice to women in tech to not ask for raises and just trust their bosses to do what's right.
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Microsoft gives you brain worms. I know, I work mostly with Microsoft people. I've had calls with Microsoft employees where after 10 minutes talking I don't know what the gently caress they're talking about. Everything has to be secretive and worded so they don't have any responsibility in anything, it's scary I've legit had a 1 hour meeting where the dude was talking for 55 minutes and in 5 minutes and one sentence I resumed everything he said and what he wanted
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orange sky posted:Microsoft gives you brain worms. I know, I work mostly with Microsoft people. why did it take you 5 minutes for only one sentence? that's a hell of a run-on
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univbee posted:why did it take you 5 minutes for only one sentence? that's a hell of a run-on orange sky caught the brain worm 
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Now in Excel; Javascript and AI lol https://dev.office.com/blogs/azure-...ties-with-excel
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Maximum Leader posted:Now in Excel; Javascript and AI lol "give us python in excel" yells the masses "how about javascript?" says ms
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Lysidas posted:just received a new 6th gen lenovo x1 carbon, and powered it on for the first time, its running windows just long enough to check for/install firmware updates, then wiping it for linux what's the laptop like? gonna get one of those (but I'm gonna have to run W10)
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orange sky posted:what's the laptop like? gonna get one of those (but I'm gonna have to run W10) it smells like new plastic, doesnt look too different than the 3rd gen x1 carbon im typing this from the keyboard seems better though, which is good because my R key popped off on this 3g one about a year ago and ive never bothered to replace it i got the ultra dock with it, the machine lacks a mini display port connector, but has hdmi, two usb-c a nvme disk should be nice to use too ,compared to the sata ssd in the 3rd gen orange sky posted:(but I'm gonna have to run W10) that is a terrible idea, dont do that
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Boiled Water posted:"give us python in excel" yells the masses Knowing how much of American business is propped up on Excel scaffolding, can you loving imagine how #disruptive and #forward-looking python in Excel would be? This shouldn't be a hard sell to a company that really wants to enable everyone to continue to make poor decisions. Python in Excel would enable lot of very poor, long term "here's our kinda ERP." JS weirdness presents a high enough barrier of entry to most poo poo-tier businesses (read: most businesses) that they won't be able to truly gently caress themselves good by throwing their everything into financial_sprdsht_v3.1.1c_final.pyxlsx Potato Salad fucked around with this message at 16:35 on May 8, 2018 |
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Potato Salad posted:Knowing how much of American business is propped up on Excel scaffolding, can you loving imagine how #disruptive and #forward-looking python in Excel would be? fixed
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 Welcome everyone to the first Q2 product feature roadmap meeting, I've unmuted your mics, let's proceed. For starters, there's the matter of Python in desktop Excel. Thoughts?" "Hi, yes, SharePoint Server product manager here. What would be my reason to exist?" "Yes well we'll take that into consideration. It looks like our esteemed CEO decided to drop in on Teams for this one, sir any thoughts?" "Good morning everyone. Yes, can you repeat that last question? I just woke up and I'm buying Apple stock."
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 HELL HAS FROZEN OVER NOTEPAD CAN DISPLAY UNIX TEXT FILES
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I mean they went and built a *nix subsystem, why not spend another $50 and drop artificial restrictions on notepad
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Potato Salad posted:I mean they went and built a *nix subsystem, why not spend another $50 and drop artificial restrictions on notepad
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anthonypants posted:weren't they going to put tabs or a ribbon into notepad Sets are tabs, so I guess they were. 
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Drastic Actions posted:Sets are tabs, so I guess they were. is..is that the tiger wallpaper
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carry on then posted:is..is that the tiger wallpaper yes it is, from here
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Drastic Actions posted:yes it is, from here classic
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anthonypants posted:c sharp minus minus it's probably no coincidence that both c# and c++ were dreamt up by danes
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anthonypants posted:c sharp minus minus this annoys the autistic mind it's a sharp note or it's a pound sign a loving hash tag? i say no
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syscall girl posted:this annoys the autistic mind hastag include
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