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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


This is screaming "prison grade scarification tattoo"

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I kind of want one just to see what it actually is.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It just an underpowered soldering iron.
Are you crazy or :black101:?

Sex Robot
Jan 11, 2011

Nothing amazing happens here.
Everything is ordinary.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aPqHs6TpNug

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
The blurb makes it sound like a plasma cautery tool, but the lack of input gases and description of it flaring when used on freckles is making me doubt that. That sounds more like a laser tuned to haemoglobin red.

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer

WrenP-Complete posted:

Oh no, my sister would actually kill me if I put glow in the dark stuff in our garden. It's not a problem that needs a solution, it was just my idea of a prank. :kiddo:

Well at least her killing you will be faster than slowly dying of radiation poisoning.

SEX BURRITO
Jun 30, 2007

Not much fun

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

This is screaming "prison grade scarification tattoo"

My first thought was, oh holy poo poo I hope they don’t do tattoo kits on AE. And well... http://s.aliexpress.com/Zf6BniqE

BRB, gonna clear out some space in my garage and start putting up Facebook ads for cheap tats.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
If you want this creepy doll, you better hurry up!

http://s.aliexpress.com/qye2mMzE


Here's an upcoming deal for magnetic toe rings that help you lose weight!

http://s.aliexpress.com/YJ7Zr6RB


Doctors hate them!

Bored fucked around with this message at 03:00 on May 6, 2018

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

oh god I thought it'd be hilarious to search and see what's available under reborn and dolls.

Dollshe craft Ds David Kuncci 70cm 28M classic bjd sd doll 1/3 body model boys High Quality resin toys fashion... https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Dollshe-craft-Ds-David-Kuncci-70cm-28M-classic-bjd-sd-doll-1-3-body-model-boys/32853885712.html



hello ladies :stonk:

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
free the nipple

TLG James
Jun 5, 2000

Questing ain't easy

Mikl posted:

Does anyone have reccomendations for compression leggings / shorts / shirts for running? I'd like to buy a few since the ones I buy in stores are quite pricy and they're all made in China anyway.

I have probably bought over a dozen compression shirts for running from aliexpress. Just pick the design you like and measure out the dimensions compared to a shirt that you like already.

I haven't had a single bad experience with any of them. Just watch the sizing. I wear a size medium in US sizing, and I get XL's for the most part. Pull out the measuring tape on these.

Long sleeved:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mens-Compression-Shirt-Body-Base-Layer-Thermal-Tops-Long-Sleeve-T-Shirt-Skins-Gear-Cool-Dry/32767170890.html

Short sleeved:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...2810211093.html

Tank Top:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CAI...2826965685.html


I probably half a half dozen super hero wifebeaters from them too. All surprisingly high quality.

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



I size up two or three times and anything I get still becomes a compression shirt :argh:

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

I have a dodgy knee, can anyone recommend a knee brace sort of thing?

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
So the current state of the art in lithium 18650 cells is about 3600mAh.

Turns out the secret is to package up a lovely cell that holds 980mAh and put an extra zero on the wrapper

http://s.aliexpress.com/mURveaYR

There are some measurements people took in the reviews...

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

norp posted:

So the current state of the art in lithium 18650 cells is about 3600mAh.

Turns out the secret is to package up a lovely cell that holds 980mAh and put an extra zero on the wrapper

http://s.aliexpress.com/mURveaYR

There are some measurements people took in the reviews...

They do the same with SD cards and thumb drives. Rigged to show huge capacity when plugged in, but only hold a fraction of that and if you try to load more on than it really holds, tha data wraps around and starts writing over what's already there.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

TLG James posted:

I have probably bought over a dozen compression shirts for running from aliexpress. Just pick the design you like and measure out the dimensions compared to a shirt that you like already.

I haven't had a single bad experience with any of them. Just watch the sizing. I wear a size medium in US sizing, and I get XL's for the most part. Pull out the measuring tape on these.

Long sleeved:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Mens-Compression-Shirt-Body-Base-Layer-Thermal-Tops-Long-Sleeve-T-Shirt-Skins-Gear-Cool-Dry/32767170890.html

Short sleeved:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/New...2810211093.html

Tank Top:

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/CAI...2826965685.html


I probably half a half dozen super hero wifebeaters from them too. All surprisingly high quality.

Thanks! I was looking for ladies' stuff though, I probably should have specified that :sweatdrop:

I'll keep what you linked in mind for my next boyfriend though.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
Holy poo poo, guys! I won "Hot Chick in Feathered Bikini and Thigh-highs Boops Swan" from freebies!

Just payed my 1 cent to have it delivered.

Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

Bored posted:

Holy poo poo, guys! I won "Hot Chick in Feathered Bikini and Thigh-highs Boops Swan" from freebies!

Just payed my 1 cent to have it delivered.

I know what each of those words mean individually, but what do they all mean together?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Bummey posted:

I know what each of those words mean individually, but what do they all mean together?


Bummey
May 26, 2004

you are a filth wizard, friend only to the grumpig and the rattata

It was exactly what it said it was. That is indeed a hot chick in a feathered bikini and thigh highs booping a swan. I'll be damned.

e: well, to boop she'd need to touch the tip of the swan's bill but... close enough, aliexpress. close enough.

Bummey fucked around with this message at 05:46 on May 7, 2018

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
All I'm seeing is a bad drawing of a tiger.

http://s.aliexpress.com/ERvInu2i


What am I missing?

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Unfocus your eyes and you’ll see a bikini babe.


Also, frame that masterpiece and post photos

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

looks like a goldfish in timg

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Snowy posted:


Also, frame that masterpiece and post photos
Oh I plan to. I mean, the reason I'm getting it for free is to take pictures of it for a review.

That store will also make custom diamond cross stitch and paint by numbers sets based on any photo you send them. Just putting that out there for those of you that have spending money.

I'm trying to figure out what I should get a paint by numbers of once I finish my freebie and have a reliable job.




:nws: for bird sitting on a dildo
https://image.ibb.co/hLtCjS/043_AA865_7_E21_49_CA_BD76_5_F0_AFBA90_BBA.jpg


Bored fucked around with this message at 07:46 on May 7, 2018

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



The paint by numbers was driving me crazy when I was trying to find normal custom paintings, there’s so many listings for them.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Bored posted:

All I'm seeing is a bad drawing of a tiger.

http://s.aliexpress.com/ERvInu2i


What am I missing?

It's a Gucci knockoff.


moller fucked around with this message at 10:08 on May 7, 2018

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


These are supposed to be for nail polish removal but I think that they have other uses.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
You'd lose them.

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Without a base, without a trace.

Horse Clocks
Dec 14, 2004


Big Bad Beetleborg posted:

Without a base, without a trace.

I hope diy unflared buttplugs becomes such an issue they have to start a tv campaign with this slogan.

:perfect:

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?
Anyone have experience with buying more expensive clothes on Ali? I really love the print on this shirt but am wary of dropping $60 on something that could potentially be trash. https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32864667828.html

Not Wolverine
Jul 1, 2007

Male Tears posted:

Anyone have experience with buying more expensive clothes on Ali? I really love the print on this shirt but am wary of dropping $60 on something that could potentially be trash. https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32864667828.html
Link for non mobile users. I think the general rule of thumb is no matter how much the item says "totally real silk no scam this time honest" it's still never silk. . . By all means, feel free to roll the dice, but I would not expect that shirt to actually be silk, if that is important to you.

*EDIT* If anything, the fact the item has 0 feedback means either everyone loved the shirt and said nothing, or everyone hated the shirt and their feedback was deleted, can Ali sellers can delete negative feedback? I tried clicking a few other items from the same seller and couldn't find any items that didn't have 0 feedback, which seems a little funny for a store that has been open for 5 years.

Not Wolverine fucked around with this message at 16:25 on May 8, 2018

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Male Tears posted:

Anyone have experience with buying more expensive clothes on Ali? I really love the print on this shirt but am wary of dropping $60 on something that could potentially be trash. https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32864667828.html

You rear end in a top hat. Now I want that blouse and I can't find it anywhere else.

Male Tiers
Dec 27, 2012

Why don't you just lay down your weapons now?

Bored posted:

You rear end in a top hat. Now I want that blouse and I can't find it anywhere else.

I tried finding it elsewhere as well. It's so cute but so sketchy. :smith:

nonathlon
Jul 9, 2004
And yet, somehow, now it's my fault ...

Male Tears posted:

Anyone have experience with buying more expensive clothes on Ali? I really love the print on this shirt but am wary of dropping $60 on something that could potentially be trash. https://m.aliexpress.com/item/32864667828.html

I bought some moderate priced items (i.e. not cheap but not expensive), trousers and a jacket. It was a bit of a mixed experience: inevitably nothing looks as good as it does in the picture, fabric was thinner than you'd expect. Oddly, I thought I'd worked out sizing with the cheaper clothes (order two sizes up) but some of the more expensive items gave specific sizes (32 inch waist, 40 inch chest) which sometimes was accurate ... and sometimes not.

Cum Galleon
Oct 16, 2004

Your shipment has arrived.
I've found that all AE clothing is somehow made out of plastic and makes you incredibly sweaty, the worst probably being the 'hipster trunks' that were so clammy I could feel a pool of sweat swishing around my balls. Is there any technique to finding things made of actual cotton?

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Cum Galleon posted:

I've found that all AE clothing is somehow made out of plastic and makes you incredibly sweaty, the worst probably being the 'hipster trunks' that were so clammy I could feel a pool of sweat swishing around my balls. Is there any technique to finding things made of actual cotton?



I look for close up photos of the fabric in the reviews. Also, the sellers tend to be honest about what the fabric actually is if you click on the product description, which, in the app, is hidden below the reviews section.

Generally, scrolling down to "fabric" will tell you what it actually is. "Material" lies.

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

I really appreciate this listing for trying real hard to pretend this vibrator is anything other than a sex toy:

:nws:





Computer radiant!

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Killingyouguy! posted:

I really appreciate this listing for trying real hard to pretend this vibrator is anything other than a sex toy:

:nws:





Computer radiant!
It causes air pollution?!

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


It's made in china, of course it causes air pollution.
I wonder if the whole don't call it a dildo thing is to grab people's attention.

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