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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Hahaha man he's so hosed.

psydude fucked around with this message at 01:59 on May 9, 2018

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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Cohen went to Cooley school of Law. If you're curious about the quality of Cooley, they're on page 8/9 of the US news law school rankings in the category of "ranked but not published" yet have tuition and fees higher than some of the schools at the top. They are also in a legal battle (which they are losing) with the ABA over their accreditation.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



psydude posted:

Hahaha man he's so hosed.

:downsgun:

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

psydude posted:

Hahaha man he's so hosed.

Well, you are if you don't get a dog in that post.

But here's the fun part about America - if Trump had lost the election none of this would have ever came to light. Cohen is hosed and will probably flip, but I'm not holding my breath at this being the mattering point for Trump yet. Trump costing boeing $20b today and tons of American jobs is a bigger deal than any of this cohen poo poo to republicans.

edit: you linked to the gallery not the image here you go:

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

Mr. Nice! posted:

Cohen went to Cooley school of Law. If you're curious about the quality of Cooley, they're on page 8/9 of the US news law school rankings in the category of "ranked but not published" yet have tuition and fees higher than some of the schools at the top. They are also in a legal battle (which they are losing) with the ABA over their accreditation.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

mlmp08 posted:

I have bad news for you about 2018

:matters:

SOMETHING has to matter.

Cohen going to prison though. Fo’ sure.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

Cohen went to Cooley school of Law. If you're curious about the quality of Cooley, they're on page 8/9 of the US news law school rankings in the category of "ranked but not published" yet have tuition and fees higher than some of the schools at the top. They are also in a legal battle (which they are losing) with the ABA over their accreditation.

So he's literally Lionel Hutz then?

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Mr. Nice! posted:

Well, you are if you don't get a dog in that post.

But here's the fun part about America - if Trump had lost the election none of this would have ever came to light. Cohen is hosed and will probably flip, but I'm not holding my breath at this being the mattering point for Trump yet. Trump costing boeing $20b today and tons of American jobs is a bigger deal than any of this cohen poo poo to republicans.

Phone posting. Tried putting an attachment in and it isn't showing up so oh well.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Proud Christian Mom posted:

basically we're going "OUR WAY OR THE HIGHWAY" economically and a bunch of countries are seriously looking at the highway

I would go so far as to say that's the end of America as a superpower if that happens

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

orange juche posted:

So he's literally Lionel Hutz then?

says who!?

psydude posted:

Phone posting. Tried putting an attachment in and it isn't showing up so oh well.

I have it in my post if you wanna copy/paste. regardless you tried and I think that should count.

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
So there's a bunch of news about where the money was coming from, but we only know about the $130k that went out. So far.

I am excited.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

So there's a bunch of news about where the money was coming from, but we only know about the $130k that went out. So far.

I am excited.

no we know where more of it went. 1.6m went to pay another porn star off including an abortion. cohen moved a lot of bags around for trump.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

I would go so far as to say that's the end of America as a superpower if that happens

i wouldnt go that far but I will say that mentally as a nation we are not going to handle our loss of prestige well.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Mr. Nice! posted:

no we know where more of it went. 1.6m went to pay another porn star off including an abortion. cohen moved a lot of bags around for trump.

drat, Stormy sold herself way short if Trump was willing to pay 1.6m in hush money to another porn star.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Slavic Crime Yacht posted:

I would go so far as to say that's the end of America as a superpower if that happens

Have you looked at how much public infrastructure we've sold to various arab soverign wealth funds lately

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Mr. Nice! posted:

no we know where more of it went. 1.6m went to pay another porn star off including an abortion. cohen moved a lot of bags around for trump.

The big question is, if Cohen will flip and testify against Trump.

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Mr. Nice! posted:

Cohen went to Cooley school of Law. If you're curious about the quality of Cooley, they're on page 8/9 of the US news law school rankings in the category of "ranked but not published" yet have tuition and fees higher than some of the schools at the top. They are also in a legal battle (which they are losing) with the ABA over their accreditation.

Hey now, someones gotta be the judges, prosecutors, and defense attornies in rural counties Michigan. Later in life, I would learn that the county I grew up in was all full of Cooley grads. It made a lot of sense looking back.

Edit: HA! I forgot that Western Michigan University attached its name to that shithole, lordy.

Nick Soapdish fucked around with this message at 02:07 on May 9, 2018

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



BigDave posted:

The big question is, if Cohen will flip and testify against Trump.

What could he testify? If Trump is super slippery like it seems, he's got no actual on-record poo poo tying himself to Cohen, or any proof has been conveniently lost. Unless they have Trump on record ordering the payments, and the funds came from people who are persona non grata in the US, then there's nothing to tie to Trump, and even then it's not going to stick because Trump himself didn't make the payments. Should Trump go down for it? gently caress yes, but will he go down for this? Nah.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Vasudus posted:

It's pretty fantastic that Trump may somehow allow Korean unification and Iran to re-enter the world markets because he's too stupid to realize that the powers that be wanted things the way they previously were because it's good for business.

Scene with Howard Beale in boardroom in Network but Trump just. does. not. get. it.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

orange juche posted:

drat, Stormy sold herself way short if Trump was willing to pay 1.6m in hush money to another porn star.

stormy didn't also need an abortion. Also that 1.6 probably wasn't all to the porn star, some of it went to the fall guy republican donor.

Woodchip
Mar 28, 2010
wait, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but ATT bribing the pres is like, bad, right? or :matters:

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Woodchip posted:

wait, I'm not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but ATT bribing the pres is like, bad, right? or :matters:

Basically the entire administration from the top down is skeevy as gently caress and everyone knows that the lot of them are guiltier than sin, but innocent until proven guilty still holds, as well as actually trying the President for Federal crimes requires approval from Congress, which will never happen. Dude's gonna live out his 4 years in office, and if he throws enough red meat to his base to get them to the polls, he may even win an additional 4 years, by which point the US will probably cease to exist.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
ATT and Novartis are basically daring the rest of the government to do something about it.

spoilers: they wont

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

orange juche posted:

What could he testify? If Trump is super slippery like it seems, he's got no actual on-record poo poo tying himself to Cohen, or any proof has been conveniently lost. Unless they have Trump on record ordering the payments, and the funds came from people who are persona non grata in the US, then there's nothing to tie to Trump, and even then it's not going to stick because Trump himself didn't make the payments. Should Trump go down for it? gently caress yes, but will he go down for this? Nah.

I wouldn't put it past Cohen to have a burner tape somewhere of Trump bragging about his greatest hits.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
I could also see Cohen having records that provide enough evidence. Not because he's some sort of criminal mastermind with a contingency plan, but because he's so loving stupid he took notes on a goddamn criminal conspiracy.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Cohen was notorious for recording everything to the point that people would try to catch him in hallways to talk to him so they would have a better chance of not being recorded.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Mr. Nice! posted:

Cohen was notorious for recording everything to the point that people would try to catch him in hallways to talk to him so they would have a better chance of not being recorded.

that's uh

that's concerning

while he's a free man i would be very weary of umbrellas, stairs, cars, hotels, tea, and anybody with a russian accent

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Vasudus posted:

that's uh

that's concerning

while he's a free man i would be very weary of umbrellas, stairs, cars, hotels, tea, and anybody with a russian accent

To some extent it doesn't matter one bit what cohen says or does. He had all of his poo poo seized when raided by the FBI. If there are any recordings of salacious dealings the FBI and the NY AG office already have it.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Vasudus posted:

I could also see Cohen having records that provide enough evidence. Not because he's some sort of criminal mastermind with a contingency plan, but because he's so loving stupid he took notes on a goddamn criminal conspiracy.

For most of his stuff, sure, but I'm sure Cohen had to have realized at some point that he'd be the fall guy if anything was uncovered about Trump.

If he ever had two brain cells to rub together he has a safety deposit box in New England somewhere with enough evidence and recordings on Trump to bury him alive.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003

Mr. Nice! posted:

To some extent it doesn't matter one bit what cohen says or does. He had all of his poo poo seized when raided by the FBI. If there are any recordings of salacious dealings the FBI and the NY AG office already have it.

Well yeah, fortunately everyone that really matters already has the goods. But from the sounds of it (both the confirmed deals and the hypothetical/unsubstantiated ones) there are people involved that you really don't want to disappoint. I mean this is the same overall group of gentlemen that busted out the most lethal chemical weapons ever made and used them on British soil just to make a point.

BigDave posted:

For most of his stuff, sure, but I'm sure Cohen had to have realized at some point that he'd be the fall guy if anything was uncovered about Trump.

If he ever had two brain cells to rub together he has a safety deposit box in New England somewhere with enough evidence and recordings on Trump to bury him alive.

I could see him being stupid enough to think he was important enough that he wouldn't be a fall guy.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

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In "Spin the wheel of apocalyptic death" news, ebola's back.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Saladin Rising posted:

Haha it never loving stops:
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/donald-trumps-worst-deal
Donald Trump’s Worst Deal: The President helped build a hotel in Azerbaijan that appears to be a corrupt operation engineered by oligarchs tied to Iran’s Revolutionary Guard.

quote:

[Baku, Azerbaijan] As you approach the city center, a tower at the end of the avenue looms in front of you. Thirty-three stories high and curved to resemble a sail, the building was clearly inspired by the Burj Al Arab Hotel, in Dubai, but it is boxier and less elegant. When I visited Baku, in December, five enormous white letters glowed at the top of the tower: T-R-U-M-P.

The building, a five-star hotel and residence called the Trump International Hotel & Tower Baku, has never opened, though from the road it looks ready to welcome the public. Reaching the property is surprisingly difficult; the tower stands amid a welter of on-ramps, off-ramps, and overpasses. During the nine days I was in town, I went to the site half a dozen times, and on each occasion I had a comical exchange with a taxi-driver who had no idea which combination of turns would lead to the building’s entrance.

The more time I spent in the neighborhood, the more I wondered how the hotel could have been imagined as a viable business. The development was conceived, in 2008, as a high-end apartment building. In 2012, after Donald Trump’s company, the Trump Organization, signed multiple contracts with the Azerbaijani developers behind the project, plans were made to transform the tower into an “ultra-luxury property.
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For an expensive hotel, the Trump Tower Baku is in an oddly unglamorous location: the underdeveloped eastern end of downtown, which is dominated by train tracks and is miles from the main business district, on the west side of the city. Across the street from the hotel is a discount shopping center; the area is filled with narrow, dingy shops and hookah bars. Other hotels nearby are low-budget options: at the AYF Palace, most rooms are forty-two dollars a night. There are no upscale restaurants or shops. Any guests of the Trump Tower Baku would likely feel marooned.

After Donald Trump became a candidate for President, in 2015, Mother Jones, the Associated Press, the Washington Post, and other publications ran articles that raised questions about his involvement in the Baku project. These reports cited a series of cables sent from the U.S. Embassy in Azerbaijan in 2009 and 2010, which were made public by WikiLeaks. In one of the cables, a U.S. diplomat described Ziya Mammadov as “notoriously corrupt even for Azerbaijan.” The Trump Organization’s chief legal officer, Alan Garten, told reporters that the Baku hotel project raised no ethical issues for Donald Trump, because his company had never engaged directly with Mammadov.
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According to Garten, Trump played a passive role in the development of the property: he was “merely a licensor” who allowed his famous name to be used by a company headed by Ziya Mammadov’s son, Anar, a young entrepreneur. It’s not clear how much money Trump made from the licensing agreement, although in his limited public filings he has reported receiving $2.8 million. (The Trump Organization shared documents that showed an additional payment of two and a half million dollars, in 2012, but declined to disclose any other payments.) Trump also had signed a contract to manage the hotel once it opened, for an undisclosed fee tied to the hotel’s performance. The Washington Post published Garten’s description of the deal, and reported that Donald Trump had “invested virtually no money in the project while selling the rights to use his name and holding the contract to manage the property.”

But the Mammadov family, in addition to its reputation for corruption, has a troubling connection that any proper risk assessment should have unearthed: for years, it has been financially entangled with an Iranian family tied to the Iranian Revolutionary Guard Corps, the ideologically driven military force. In 2008, the year that the tower was announced, Ziya Mammadov, in his role as Transportation Minister, awarded a series of multimillion-dollar contracts to Azarpassillo, an Iranian construction company. Keyumars Darvishi, its chairman, fought in the Iran-Iraq War. After the war, he became the head of Raman, an Iranian construction firm that is controlled by the Revolutionary Guard. The U.S. government has regularly accused the Guard of criminal activity, including drug trafficking, sponsoring terrorism abroad, and money laundering. Reuters recently reported that the Trump Administration was poised to officially condemn the Revolutionary Guard as a terrorist organization.

It's looking like Trump may be in bed with people who are in bed with Iran's Revolutionary Guard.

What could possibly be more 2018 than Trump somehow getting caught violating sanctions against Iran that he's been trying to strengthen?

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Vincent Van Goatse posted:


What could possibly be more 2018 than Trump somehow getting caught violating sanctions against Iran that he's been trying to strengthen?

Iran releasing the piss tape, via Russia.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Blankenship's gonna lose the WV primary. What's interesting is that waaaaay more Democrats voted in their primary than Republicans did in theirs, despite Manchin easily winning. FiveThirtyEight mentioned that Dems still hold a massive registration advantage over Republicans in the state, and Manchin is still fairly popular among Republicans. I wouldn't be surprised if he held on to his seat.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Blankenship conceded by walking to the podium, throwing his hands up in the air, and walking off in a huff.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Mr. Nice! posted:

Blankenship conceded by walking to the podium, throwing his hands up in the air, and walking off in a huff.

Hahah for real?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

That Works posted:

Hahah for real?

Dude was walking around in the leadup to the results saying he didn't give a gently caress because he's off probation in a couple of days and gets his guns back and can cross state lines again so either way he's a winner.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Department of Labor is loosening child labor regs to allow teens to work full time jobs at 15 in hazardous environments.

Proud Christian Mom
Dec 20, 2006
READING COMPREHENSION IS HARD

psydude posted:

Blankenship's gonna lose the WV primary. What's interesting is that waaaaay more Democrats voted in their primary than Republicans did in theirs, despite Manchin easily winning. FiveThirtyEight mentioned that Dems still hold a massive registration advantage over Republicans in the state, and Manchin is still fairly popular among Republicans. I wouldn't be surprised if he held on to his seat.

so a GOP hold then

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Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
That needs to be a GIF

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