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Android Blues
Nov 22, 2008

At one point, they were probably being upsold as significant threats to him.

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Taerkar
Dec 7, 2002

kind of into it, really

Synthbuttrange posted:

What, does spidey remember every dumb third rate villain he runs across?

You can't bring your quipping A-game if you don't remember their name.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Synthbuttrange posted:

What, does spidey remember every dumb third rate villain he runs across?

Klaw is second-rate -- he played a significant role in Secret Wars.
:goonsay:

prefect fucked around with this message at 13:29 on May 8, 2018

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

What, does spidey remember every dumb third rate villain he runs across?

Not just remembers them, but spends a few hours workshopping snappy dialogue in case he runs across them again.

The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 13:17 on May 8, 2018

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Taerkar posted:

You can't bring your quipping A-game if you don't remember their name.

Except Armadillo. Poor Armadillo :smith:

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


The Lone Badger posted:

Not just remembers them, but spends a few hours workshopping snappy dialogue in case he runs across them again.

And not once in a while either, every day he is preparing his snappy comebacks for the next chance encounter.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Zil posted:

And not once in a while either, every day he is preparing his snappy comebacks for the next chance encounter.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012



gently caress that crowd. "And then you become an octopus" was a damned solid gag.

wyntyr
Mar 27, 2006

ecavalli posted:

gently caress that crowd. "And then you become an octopus" was a damned solid gag.

I chuckled in real life so I imagine I’d actually guffaw if the real actual Spider-Man was delivering it thirty feet in front of me.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

I chuckled at the Spider-Puppy joke.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Whose voice would be the best at delivering those jokes? I'm going with awkward Tobey Maguire.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

hiddenriverninja posted:

Whose voice would be the best at delivering those jokes? I'm going with awkward Tobey Maguire.

He’d be good for the “oh god this is so awful and cringeworthy he can’t deliver a line for poo poo” awkward approach, I feel like Garfield could actually try and sell them for humor though.

Phylodox
Mar 30, 2006



College Slice
If it’s not supposed to be funny, I nominate Drake Bell.

Elfface
Nov 14, 2010

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na
IRON JONAH
Well, to his audience it probably feels a bit like he's making quips about the Boston Bombing. A bit too soon for standup.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Rodney Dangerfield.

Captain Capacitor
Jan 21, 2008

The code you say?

Synthbuttrange posted:

What, does spidey remember every dumb third rate villain he runs across?

Secondary mutation. Or would it be tertiary at this point?

Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009

Push El Burrito posted:

Rodney Dangerfield.

The last panel does kind of scream "No respect, I tell ya", doesn't it?

Name Change
Oct 9, 2005



Now that I've blown my zoom up to 250% I can read this comic.

quite stretched out
Feb 17, 2011

the chillest

wyntyr posted:

I chuckled in real life so I imagine I’d actually guffaw if the real actual Spider-Man was delivering it thirty feet in front of me.

i'd be long gone because being near a superhero seems like a reliable suicide method

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Thaddius the Large posted:

He’d be good for the “oh god this is so awful and cringeworthy he can’t deliver a line for poo poo” awkward approach, I feel like Garfield could actually try and sell them for humor though.

Andrew Garfield was way worse than Tobey, you're insane.


Anyway the answer is Christopher Daniel Barnes.

Toastline
Dec 7, 2005
Chain Chomp

Lurdiak posted:

Andrew Garfield was way worse than Tobey, you're insane.


Anyway the answer is Christopher Daniel Barnes.

I'm glad SOMEONE said it.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Lurdiak posted:

Andrew Garfield was way worse than Tobey, you're insane.


Anyway the answer is Christopher Daniel Barnes.

I’m not saying he was a good Spider-Man, but I read that and I hear smarmy jackass, and I could see Andrew Garfield pulling that off just fine. Less awkward dweeb, more annoying dweeb. Might just be my reading of the jokes though :shrug:

Rhyno
Mar 22, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
CDB is a poo poo voice actor and that Spider-man series is was and always will be garbage.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Rhyno posted:

CDB is a poo poo voice actor and that Spider-man series is was and always will be garbage.

I'm gonna chase you to the ends of the earth. YOU HEAR ME? TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARRRRTH!!!

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.

Rhyno posted:

CDB is a poo poo voice actor and that Spider-man series is was and always will be garbage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCJg3DSW7Q8&t=68s

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Like you can poo poo on that show all you like, it honestly deserves it, but the voice cast was A+.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Rhyno posted:

CDB is a poo poo voice actor and that Spider-man series is was and always will be garbage.

Objectively false

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Lurdiak posted:

I'm gonna chase you to the ends of the earth. YOU HEAR ME? TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARRRRTH!!!

I feel like that performance deserved some kind of mini-Oscar. Like, an Oscar where if you screw off the head, it's filled with candy.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I'm more a Josh Keaton man myself. :shrug:

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

From You Are Deadpool #2



Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Lurdiak posted:

I'm gonna chase you to the ends of the earth. YOU HEAR ME? TO THE ENDS OF THE EAAARRRRTH!!!

It's too bad the crossover episode with X-Men didn't end up being Spider-Man and Wolverine trying to out-do each other yelling, "JEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNN!" and "MARY JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNE!"

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN"

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012

SilverSupernova posted:

From You Are Deadpool #2





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSMg_GWiBt0

TwoPair
Mar 28, 2010

Pandamn It Feels Good To Be A Gangsta
Grimey Drawer

Choco1980 posted:

I'm more a Josh Keaton man myself. :shrug:

:yeah:

Ferrule
Feb 23, 2007

Yo!
Nicolas Hammond will always be my Spiderman.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Christopher Daniel Barnes was a great Romita Spider-Man. In retrospect, I'm less sure about whether he was any good as a Ditko Spider-Man.

Chinston Wurchill
Jun 27, 2010

It's not that kind of test.
I'll miss Erica, but at least I still have Brain Drain.



Squirrel Girl 32.

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Wheat Loaf posted:

Christopher Daniel Barnes was a great Romita Spider-Man. In retrospect, I'm less sure about whether he was any good as a Ditko Spider-Man.

That show didn't really have much Ditko in it.

Roth
Jul 9, 2016

Runaways #9

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Gaz-L
Jan 28, 2009
Chase couldn't build him some little robot arms?

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