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let it mellow posted:like when I email people and we all sign each reply, every single new email includes the signature of the email that was signed before which means you have to go backwards to compromise any email number go up
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let it mellow posted:like when I email people and we all sign each reply, every single new email includes the signature of the email that was signed before which means you have to go backwards to compromise any email number go UP
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Moridin920 posted:number go UP so does my dilz but nobody gave me money for it????
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# ? May 9, 2018 03:28 |
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let it mellow posted:like when I email people and we all sign each reply, every single new email includes the signature of the email that was signed before which means you have to go backwards to compromise any email It’s not public And blockchain isn’t new
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# ? May 9, 2018 03:32 |
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Burt Sexual posted:It’s not public but it can be public, if anyone sees the signature they can trace it so and I know signing chains aren’t new lol, that’s why I asked the stupid question
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AARO posted:You think there is some me and you going on on these forums. There never was and never will be any me and you. You mean nothing to me. very good
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let it mellow posted:but it can be public, if anyone sees the signature they can trace it so Yeah but how much money are your emails worth? lol
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Yeah but how much money are your emails worth? well, nothing, since ur mom didn’t sign her invoice emails
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accounts receivable
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# ? May 9, 2018 03:39 |
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Merkin tree
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# ? May 9, 2018 03:51 |
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let it mellow posted:well, nothing, since ur mom didn’t sign her invoice emails Harsh but fair.
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# ? May 9, 2018 03:54 |
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let it mellow posted:someone plz tell me how this is new and cool omg blockchain is disruptive! your emails? not so much
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let it mellow posted:like when I email people and we all sign each reply, every single new email includes the signature of the email that was signed before which means you have to go backwards to compromise any email Congratulations, you just realized why all the loving "I don't really care about bitcoin, but blockchain technology!!!!!!" morons are stupid.
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# ? May 9, 2018 04:43 |
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That’s sort of close, but what happens once someone accidentally replies to an email that isn’t actually the latest email, now you have competing email chains and this could never be reconciled without talking to another human being and/or setting up a trusted system that culls errant emails and appends to a single email thread. Now let me tell you how bitcoin and blockchain technology has solved this hitherto unsolvable dilemma. Knowing there can only ever be one valid EmailChain (until someone decides to make EmaiilChain), we will determine which thread is true by whichever one has the most messages. Now, to prevent Stacy in HR from replying to a slightly outdated email, to which people start also replying to, we have a proof of work system. This involves one to an infinite number of machines guessing the current number of teeth in satoshis mouth, and whoever guesses correctly gets to choose which emails get appended to the true EmailChain, and any other emails get discarded or have to wait 0 to an infinite number of seconds (but statistically likely to happen every 10 minutes on average) to be included in the next round of appends Once you see how this solves a legitimate problem that can’t be solved any better way, you’ll want to invest in it, which you do so by buying into bitcoin, or lite coin, or or dental coin. keep in mind that any day now the world governments will adopt blockchain because of its obvious benefits and zero drawbacks and instead of effortlessly creating their own coin that you own zero of, they will come to you, hat in hand, begging to buy a portion of your coins, no matter the cost
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salt shakeup posted:very good it's very important that everyone knows AARO is very not mad, also everyone should buy [SHITCOIN OF THE WEEK]
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https://twitter.com/ElectrumWallet/status/993819715855405056
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How do miners pick transactions? Like there are a certain number of transactions in a block, x, and there are so many in the queue, x+n, how does the miner choose them? Could a miner fake a bunch of transactions to their wallet and play the randon integer lottery to make the next block, therefore stealing everyone's coin in a way the blockchain treats as legitimate?
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ilmucche posted:How do miners pick transactions? Like there are a certain number of transactions in a block, x, and there are so many in the queue, x+n, how does the miner choose them? Transactions are signed with the private key of the source wallet, so no. Miners can pick whatever valid transactions they want, but usually go for the ones with the highest transaction
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let it mellow posted:like when I email people and we all sign each reply, every single new email includes the signature of the email that was signed before which means you have to go backwards to compromise any email fwd:fwd:fwd:coin
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QuarkJets posted:He was disruptive as gently caress. Isn't that what you like? No, he was criminal as gently caress. What was disruptive about it? He disrupted a lot of rich peoples finances and I'm sure that trickled down and cascaded to other things too, but it in no way disrupted much outside of that.
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Which data structure should they build a cult around next?
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Clockwerk posted:That’s sort of close, but what happens once someone accidentally replies to an email that isn’t actually the latest email, now you have competing email chains and this could never be reconciled without talking to another human being and/or setting up a trusted system that culls errant emails and appends to a single email thread. Now let me tell you how bitcoin and blockchain technology has solved this hitherto unsolvable dilemma. Somethingawful forums technology + signed posts = blockchain technology Actually blockchain is a little worse because it doesn't have a (half-working) search feature
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MarksMan posted:No, he was criminal as gently caress. What was disruptive about it? He disrupted a lot of You just described Satoshi Nakamoto + blockchain technology in this post
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Reddit or Tumblr would be an accurate blockchain as forums analogy and both those sites are terrible.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Which data structure should they build a cult around next? Data structures are passe. We need a cult, and coin, built around bogosort.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Which data structure should they build a cult around next? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVhHNVguMWo
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Bloomberg posted:Tax Dragnet for Crypto Traders Reaches Spanish Bank Clients https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-05-09/tax-dragnet-for-crypto-traders-reaches-spanish-bank-customers
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let it mellow posted:so does my dilz but nobody gave me money for it???? PM me
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MarksMan posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddIz-ydl6Yk&t=74s
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The obvious fact is bitcoiners believe they know how the world works, the unfortunate truth is that the world works against them. It’s a loving shame too. Ok, the early adopter friends are developer hacks who can’t manage anything large scale. It makes sense they’re hooked on tokens. But now I’ve got gullible, ideological normie mates who don’t understand technology getting involved, and snakeoil schisters trying to flog it to me in the pub. It’s loving bullshit, you morons. It’s been summed up so many times already! Hilariously, in many cases but the ending is gonna be so so sad
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# ? May 9, 2018 19:13 |
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If blockchain technology is worth anything, owning any bitcoins today is like owning Myspace stocks in 2005. Most likely, it's like owning Webvan stocks in 2000, though.
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Did Myspace have stocks...?
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# ? May 9, 2018 20:10 |
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Do bitcoins exist?
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klafbang posted:If blockchain technology is worth anything, owning any bitcoins today is like owning Myspace stocks in 2005. Most likely, it's like owning Webvan stocks in 2000, though. That’s why you have to own a diverse portfolio of crypto - 60% BTC, 20% Eth, 15%XMR, 10% SiaCoin, and 5% for other assorted coins such as ELECTRONEUM
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Now that's what i call giving 110%
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klafbang posted:Do bitcoins exist? I mine, therefore I hodl.
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divabot posted:Data structures are passe. We need a cult, and coin, built around bogosort. Bogocoin!
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Harveygod posted:I mine, therefore I hodl. Alas, poor Satoshi!
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:That’s why you have to own a diverse portfolio of crypto - 60% BTC, 20% Eth, 15%XMR, 10% SiaCoin, and 5% for other assorted coins such as ELECTRONEUM i'm heavy into UNOBTAINICOIN
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Pharohman777 posted:Alas, poor Satoshi! I FUD him well...
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