tankadillo posted:

I’m pretty certain I remember reading somewhere once that scientists (I assume Americans) tried to calculate if it would be possible to stop a hurricane by dropping nukes in it. They concluded that it doesn’t work.

Guy Goodbody posted:

yeah, it turns out that a hurricane has way, way, way more energy than a nuclear explosion

Elizabethan Error posted:

thanks for replying to something from 5 pages back

https://twitter.com/TheFuckingNurse/status/993982035688546304

punchymcpunch posted:

how many 9/11s were there under the previous mayor's watch

punchymcpunch posted:

how many 9/11s were there under the previous mayor's watch

Teddybear posted:

Fewer and fewer people were around to tell him no as he got more and more successful, and he surrounded himself with folks who fed his ego and praised him as a comedy genius and a rational superman. That's how we got to where we are today.

Parrotine posted:

If you really want to have your eyes roll so far back into your sockets that people will think you're possessed by the local demon, take a look at a documentary (?) called The Four Horsemen (of comedy) starring Ricky Gervais, Chris Rock, Louie C.K. and Jerry Seinfeld.

Watch as Gervais the eternal weasel kisses up to Sex Monster Louie, 'I've been coasting off n-word and racial stereotype jokes since the 90s' Chris Rock, and Jerry 'thanks for the appearance that'll be $60000' Seinfeld for an hour and a half.

Weep as THIS is what stands for the height of stand-up comedy for the new millenium

Elizabethan Error posted:

thanks for replying to something from 5 pages back

https://twitter.com/TheFuckingNurse/status/993982035688546304

punchymcpunch posted:

nobody alive thinks jerry seinfeld is a good comedian

Field Mousepad posted:

I think he is. Fight me.

Field Mousepad posted:

I think he is. Fight me.

Field Mousepad posted:

I think he is. Fight me.

Samuringa posted:

https://www.yelp.com/biz/panera-bre...ink&utm_source=(direct)

quote:

Before we get this show on the road, I would like to make one thing very clear to the readers. I am OUTRAGED and disgusted with what I experienced this morning. If I didn't have to put some sort of rating on for this, I wouldn't because it doesn't deserve even a one star. Never in my life have I had something from a restaurant (if you can even call this establishment a restaurant) that looked and tasted as bad as my SCRAMBLED egg and cheese sandwich I got from this so called, "Panera Bread", in my 64 years of living. McDonald's has impressed me more, and I hold that to the lowest of standard.

I got up this morning at approximately 7:45am, as I do every Sunday. No not because I go to church or any of that fairytale nonsense. I am a mystic, and as a mystic we have a natural ability to wake up early. But that isn't what's important right now. That is a story for a different time. Today we're here to discuss the tragedy that is Panera Bread. I am from out of town, obviously, and am passing through on my annual mystic pilgrimage, where I travel back home to New Brunswick. It's how I choose to cleanse my mystic soul. As I was saying, I got up this morning and went to the Panera Bread at the location in which this review is for. I went to the drive thru because I was anxious to hit the road.

I studied the menu, weighing in all of my options. That's when I saw it. The sandwich that was going to end my craving and satisfy my hunger. The Scrambled Egg and Cheese sandwich. I ordered it and a cheese soufflé. I love cheese soufflés. This is where my annoyance started. "$8.99", the man behind the drive thru speaker said. $8.99, can you believe that? I was shocked that they couldn't just round the total up to $9! But, I was hungry and couldn't let my frustration get in the way of enjoying the delicious sandwich and a comfortably warm cheese soufflé. I pulled up to the window and was greeted with a warm smile from a striking young man. He read my total back to me, which was redundant because there is a digital screen that has your total on it at the drive thru window. Nevertheless, I received my food. Great. I pull over into a parking spot to check and make sure I got my order right. It was right. Another plus. I can't wait any longer, I was sweating in anticipation for this sandwich - I was so hungry. I take it out of it's box. This is where things got hairy. The sandwich was LUKE warm. The egg didn't even look like a scrambled egg. It looked like smashed goo that you would get as a child at an arcade for tokens. the cheese wasn't melted and was cold. The bun it came on was clearly made the day prior. This sandwich was clearly frozen and reheated. I suffered through it because I was hungry and ate the sandwich regardless.

Hoping the cheese soufflé was freshly made, I took it out of it's box. Again, it had clearly been sitting in the store for awhile and had been reheated. I took my first bite and wasn't impressed in the slightest. It wasn't the worst thing I had ever eaten, but after the egg sandwich mishap I was over this place. I scarfed down the rest of the soufflé and high tailed it out of there! I started down the highway and couldn't get it off my mind so I created this account and am writing this review on the side of the road - angry, confessed, unsatisfied, and disappointed. Disappointed in a restaurant that tends to always pleasure my tastes buds. But today, I am left feeling empty and betrayed.

-JM

Elysiume posted:

Dates go year-month-day so that when they prefix a file they sort nicely by date. Also because that's sufficiently unambiguous when I'm sending emails to an international audience.

Solice Kirsk posted:

That's almost as bad as looking up recipes and having to scroll past 5 paragraphs about their divorce just to get to the ingredient list of "Mom's Famous Chili Balls."

Guy Goodbody posted:

https://twitter.com/tfswebb/status/993328181057736704

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

freeedr posted:

-obese failure golem

Guy Goodbody posted:

Inconsequential bit roles, the musical

Johnny Aztec posted:

Remmebr that movie he had with the interesting premise of a culture incapable of lying annnd he turns it into a Lol religion poo poo heap?

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Jamesman posted:

Thankfully not real, but the following are;

ASMR Role Play - Caring and Supportive Funky Kong Gives You A Ride Home From The Airport
[ASMR] 5 POUND CHOCOLATE BAR
ASMR Alien Sci Fi Role Play
Psychedelic ASMR Airport Roleplay PAT DOWN [ Full Body Exam]
Cranial Nerve Overhaul For Cyborgs ASMR
[ASMR] Eat At Bob's Burgers! (Linda Roleplay)
Serial Killer Role Play ASMR (Finale)
ASMR DEADLY NURSE ROLE PLAY (starring ELLE DRIVER in KILL BILL)
ASMR My Story I Was Raped - Whisper/Ramble - 3Dio Pro II Binaural Mic
☆★ASMR★☆ Callidora receives a tentacle friend
GIANT OCTOPUS TENTACLES |*NO TALKING ASMR | N.E Lets Eat
ASMR Giant Tako Octopus tentacles x Sea Grapes , Eating sound | LINH-ASMR
ASMR GIANT OCTOPUS ปลาหมึกยักษ์ (CHEWY EATING SOUNDS) No Talking | SAS-ASMR
ASMR - OCTOPUS TENTACLES & SALMON | SAVAGE EXTREME EATING SOUNDS - 문어 + 연어 먹방 - APRIL ASMR
Sleeping with Anime Boys Goes Wrong (ASMR Experience)

What I'm saying is ASMR is horrible garbage porn and shouldn't be allowed on YouTube.