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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

do u know jenny posted:

More proof it's not



get beefy, bitch

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FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/great_jantzitsu/status/994017725948289024

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006


In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.

Mr.Tophat
Apr 7, 2007

You clearly don't understand joke development :justpost:

Smirr posted:

"This man's corpse will also be worm food while IRI stands strong."

Metal. Nothing but respect for MY ayatollah o7

:same:

This is some "we will bury you" poo poo

Facehammer
Mar 11, 2008


More 👏 female 👏 guards 👏

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Irradiation posted:

You mean this photo that is just a reversed image of the other that clearly shows it was manipulated around his arm is proof it's not a shop?

He's still fat and that jacket doesn't fit though.

Dude his face is 4x fatter than it used to be. The Twitter pic was squished shortly slightly which tends to happen when people screenshot Google images and share them to Twitter

His face used to be skinny as hell.

https://youtu.be/9rh1dhur4aI

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Fox News is spinning it as "Haspel doesn't deserve to be a casualty of Democratic misogyny"

That's a lol, and also there's absolutely no fake news on Fox's website, no sir- all on the up&up, just like the pages of the National Enquirer, facts, facts, & more facts!

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

https://mobile.twitter.com/jackkessl/status/993589076463890432

Make America Crossdress Again

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
that kid is cool

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

do u know jenny posted:

Dude his face is 4x fatter than it used to be. The Twitter pic was squished shortly slightly which tends to happen when people screenshot Google images and share them to Twitter

His face used to be skinny as hell.

https://youtu.be/9rh1dhur4aI

Its not "squished" the area between his arm and jacket is literally missing.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Make America Muumuu Again! MAMA!

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/adamslily/status/994239964979322880

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
You'd think whoever wrote the rules for testifying under oath would have realized that "nuh uh, can't remember poo poo" was gonna be an obvious loophole.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Chud lets their ten year old balloon up to 200 pounds on a diet of dunkaroos and hose water, responds to Michelle Obama’s suggestion to eat a vegetable once in a while with “Don’t tell me what to do you bitch.”

Liberal lets their kid wear a dress if they want to, chud responds with “Liberals want to force everyone to get sex changes!”

jenny jones fan
Dec 24, 2007

Irradiation posted:

Its not "squished" the area between his arm and jacket is literally missing.

Listen don't ruin this for me

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/status/994239481308905472

spoiler alert: no

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

veiled boner fuel posted:

Chud lets their ten year old balloon up to 200 pounds on a diet of dunkaroos and hose water, responds to Michelle Obama’s suggestion to eat a vegetable once in a while with “Don’t tell me what to do you bitch.”

Liberal lets their kid wear a dress if they want to, chud responds with “Liberals want to force everyone to get sex changes!”

And wearing a dress and makeup won’t trigger type 2 diabetes and heart attacks.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

pacerhimself posted:

The blending on the neck is incredible

Horizontal mirror helped

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011


If you wanna not drown in water
You better give up your friends

Everybody drown and zig-a-zig-ahhhhh

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

It's cool how journalists keep writing these pieces. More than a year into this shitshow and there's still too much :decorum: for people to admit that the president is, in fact, a loving moron.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
he's going to tank the talks lol

https://twitter.com/AP/status/994243968656343041

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
Death to America, the great Satan

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS

Trump suggests McDonald's as new site for summit, is laughed at by everyone

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/annalecta/status/994016159795236870

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

They should use the Trump Ryugyong Hotel.

Madcosby
Mar 4, 2003

by FactsAreUseless
How about sunny florida for the koreas summit? I know this beautiful club with golfing too

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol the last time fox tried to burn a kid david hogg started talking poo poo at them and hasn't stopped since they're probably terrified of this kid and him teaming up to lay down nonstop burns so better stay safe and go with old reliable

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


bloom posted:

You'd think whoever wrote the rules for testifying under oath would have realized that "nuh uh, can't remember poo poo" was gonna be an obvious loophole.

No where is that Alberto Gonzalez remix...

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001


nickhimself posted:

Trump suggests McDonald's as new site for summit, is laughed at by everyone

Trump suggests McDonald's, is not laughed at by everyone and the summit is held at McDonald's

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

loving Cohen got paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to tell AT&T “yep he really is a retard.”

Fuckin lol

BlockChainNetflix
Sep 2, 2011
99.6% of "poor" Richard Spencers are a refrigerator.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Trump tweeted that a site was agreed to though?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
are you suggesting that trump has contradicted himself over multiple tweets

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Blast of Confetti posted:

are you suggesting that trump has contradicted himself over multiple tweets

nah only a retard would do that

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
good thing trump isnt a retard then because nobody would ever elect a retard to the highest office in the land

goldenninjawarrior
Jul 21, 2017

Ninja is supreme and you have double-crossed it!
Why did you do that?
Grimey Drawer
But can we blame any of this on the orb?

Careful Drums
Oct 30, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

BLT Clobbers posted:

99.6% of "poor" Richard Spencers are a refrigerator.

Find a way to make this joke into a username and i will buy it

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

today's getty images find

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

goldenninjawarrior posted:

But can we blame any of this on the orb?

The Orb is beyond human concerns like "blame", citizen.

A Real Not Fake News Team has already been dispatched to your location. Please wait peacefully for their arrival so they can instruct you in correct orbal liturgy. We.

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Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

mono posted:

today's getty images find



I want to send him to a coal mine. There's no joke there. I want him to slave and toil in a coal mine.

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