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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
Adult Swim had a couple of pilots that never went anywhere. The Eltingville Club pilot probably came way too early and would likely have been better received 10 years later. I did hear it was an expensive pilot, though, so going to series probably wouldn't have been much better.

There was also that Parker and Stone "Princess" cartoon that was more a short webtoon thing, but got cancelled really quickly.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Nutsngum posted:

Taking a slight detour into good pilot territory, I am forever angered that Korgoth of Barbaria never got picked up as the pilot is really drat good. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ep65rr-9qjQ

Seems strange the entire pulp fantasy genre never really did get explored properly.

My understanding of the situation with Korgoth was that it was too expensive to do as a regular show and it never really got the attention to justify the risk.

FelchTragedy
Jul 2, 2002

FelchTragedy.
Internet, I call forth your power!
Let's T_Roll.

Jose Oquendo posted:

Unaired pilots/one and done tv shows is one of my favorite rabbit holes to go down.

One of my favorites:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qPx178VfNpE

There was a Show in the UK in 1990 which might have been a remake. It is very sedate and has less actors. It does have a real actual science presenter from TV starting it off.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9lqFtNUaYD8



As for TV Pilots that were great I really am fond of Lookwell.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBQ3HbB0c8Y

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Remember all those post-Seinfeld Jason Alexander pilots? I forget what they were called but they were pretty bad.

Not An Arsonist
May 5, 2014

It was on fire when I got here
I really enjoyed M*A*S*H growing up. Its a popular show you may have heard of. I'm not sure why it appealed to me as a kid but i watched the hell out of it. After its television success, there was a few spinoffs. AfterMASH was an interesting show that told the stories of some of the characters after the war. It's not the M*A*S*H people grew to love, and it wasn't anywhere near as popular. But i enjoyed watching it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AfterMASH

There was another spinoff called W*A*L*T*E*R which focused on Radar's life. Only a single pilot episode was made, and it aired only once as a CBS special. The events leading up to the episodes plot were rather concerning and depressing. After being unable to maintain the family farm, he sends his mother to live with his aunt, and shortly after his marriage in AfterMASH, his bride leaves him for another man during the honeymoon. He decides to commit suicide by overdose, with only the store clerk intervening. Following these events, his cousin helps him get a job as a police officer, and the show was to tell the story of his adventures in law enforcement. A part of me wanted to see what would have become of it. On the other hand, i'm grateful it didn't have a chance to crash and burn.

If your curious, a copy of the pilot is on youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OS8Vd1vVqXc

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

super sweet best pal posted:

Remember all those post-Seinfeld Jason Alexander pilots? I forget what they were called but they were pretty bad.

Remember when Kramer was a detective?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GbqYETP8rf0

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

super sweet best pal posted:

Remember all those post-Seinfeld Jason Alexander pilots? I forget what they were called but they were pretty bad.

Ah, the summer of Jason.

Pimpcasso
Mar 13, 2002

VOLS BITCH
Didn't they try and make a tv show out of the gieco caveman commercials

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

my bat mitzvah ROCKED posted:

Didn't they try and make a tv show out of the gieco caveman commercials

Yup.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I remember that Bill Cosby solved mysteries

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015
I remember taking part in a focus group about a new sitcom starring Jessica Simpson, would have been early 2000s when she was doing the MTV show with her then husband, the boy band douche. They put about 10 of us in this conference room with the obvious two way mirror in it. The show had her playing a ditzy news reporter who's only their for her tits. It went over about as well as you would expect, everyone in the room absolutly hating it. It appears it's on youtube now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZP-nU5foxA

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015

CharlestonJew posted:

I tried looking for this but found this instead

This sound exactly like I guy I used to work with in real life. He worked the midnight to 6am shift at a low power r&b/soul station in Phoenix in the early 90's or so. Super dorky white dweeb named Jason but he had a super soulful voice and went by J on the air. He had to work the pizza job because radio didn't pay poo poo.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

uli2000 posted:

I remember taking part in a focus group about a new sitcom starring Jessica Simpson, would have been early 2000s when she was doing the MTV show with her then husband, the boy band douche. They put about 10 of us in this conference room with the obvious two way mirror in it. The show had her playing a ditzy news reporter who's only their for her tits. It went over about as well as you would expect, everyone in the room absolutly hating it. It appears it's on youtube now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lZP-nU5foxA

lol her character name is Jessica Sampson

uli2000
Feb 23, 2015

ZDar Fan posted:

lol her character name is Jessica Sampson

I'm sure it only took 5 Ivy League educated comedy writers to come up with that. I wonder how often comedy writers get money for a project, cant figure out what to do, make a lovely pilot, and pocket the money knowing they will never have to write that garbage ever again. Well, maybe not the Big Bang writers.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

WonderfulWino posted:

just about every popular British sitcom has been a failed american pilot, the red dwarf one is the worst

The only thing I remember about that is the actors playing Rimmer and Lister were so incredibly generic that they could have swapped roles and nobody would have noticed.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Trying to recast Red Dwarf is a fools task. Rimmer and Lister are really difficult characters that need a perfect balance between likable and annoying. It'd be like trying to recast It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

Jed
Jun 1, 2000
There's an unaired MTV pilot about a punk rock surgeon called Iggy Vile MD. It's really bad.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGyefuqL62w

Laterite
Mar 14, 2007

It's Gutfest '89
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lWgXDOAJ5s

Heat Vision & Jack

"Heat Vision and Jack is an American comedy science fiction television pilot created and written by Rob Schrab and Dan Harmon, directed by Ben Stiller, and starring Jack Black, Owen Wilson, and Ron Silver. The pilot was originally ordered by FOX, who ultimately did not order it to series."

If it had come along just a couple years later it probably would have done well at Adult Swim, or after Family Guy during its revival, as well as riding the Jack Black popularity wave. No one knew who the gently caress Jack Black was in 1999, and Stiller and Wilson were just beginning to be more well-known.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

JediTalentAgent posted:

We need to pool our monies and buy this:
https://www.amazon.com/Encyclopedia-Television-1937-2012-Vincent-Terrace-ebook/dp/B00BNH4VCC
"This reference work, the most complete guide to aired and unaired television pilot films ever published (or made available in any way), contains 5,190 alphabetically arranged programs, each with storyline information, performer and character cast listings, producers, air dates (where applicable), genre, and network or cable association."

This book is a trip:



and that show, which I never knew existed (which is weird because I love pinball and game shows) is like a loving fever dream:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rU7n6Ncojx8

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

JediTalentAgent posted:

Adult Swim had a couple of pilots that never went anywhere. The Eltingville Club pilot probably came way too early and would likely have been better received 10 years later. I did hear it was an expensive pilot, though, so going to series probably wouldn't have been much better.

There was also that Parker and Stone "Princess" cartoon that was more a short webtoon thing, but got cancelled really quickly.

Wait, im curious, what made Welcome to Eltingville expensive? I was always disappointed that and korgoth didn't get picked up

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
This isn't really relevant to anything but it's always rad when staff-only blooper reels make it into the wild.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!

Good soup! posted:

Wait, im curious, what made Welcome to Eltingville expensive? I was always disappointed that and korgoth didn't get picked up

It's just the rumor I'd heard with it and Korgoth. My guess is that in part being from the era where Adult Swim's animated line-ups were either reruns of cancelled shows from major broadcast networks, various dubbed anime series and the odd ATHF/Sealab type productions that were all either probably much cheaper to produce or get the rights to than to risk going at producing shows on their own.

Action Jacktion
Jun 3, 2003
Steel Justice was a pilot apparently written as a vehicle for Robosaurus, the big robot dinosaur from monster truck shows. The story goes that in the near future, a cop whose son was killed by a gang is visited by a 3000 year-old wizard who teaches him how to use his love for his son to turn a small Robosaurus model into the real thing, which is alive or maybe possessed by his son's spirit or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fntTH0BdBcE

muscles like this! posted:

That reminds me of the "pilot" that a company put together for the fantasy novel series The Wheel of Time. They were about to lose the rights to the series so they threw together a 30 minute "prequel" to the book series and then bought infomercial time on FX. They tried to claim that this counted towards their contract stating that they had to produce and air a pilot before a certain date.

People do weird stuff to hang on to rights. Everyone knows about the Corman Fantansic Four, but there was also the time that Warren Beatty tried to keep the rights to Dick Tracy by dressing up and doing an interview in character with Leonard Maltin on Turner Classic Movies:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdFbiRK-UaY

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

Action Jacktion posted:

Steel Justice was a pilot apparently written as a vehicle for Robosaurus, the big robot dinosaur from monster truck shows. The story goes that in the near future, a cop whose son was killed by a gang is visited by a 3000 year-old wizard who teaches him how to use his love for his son to turn a small Robosaurus model into the real thing, which is alive or maybe possessed by his son's spirit or something.

those fools forgot that any vehicle given to Robosaurus is instantly destroyed

QuoProQuid
Jan 12, 2012

Tr*ckin' and F*ckin' all the way to tha
T O P

Iron Crowned posted:

Also on topic for this thread is Dead Pilots Society. It's a podcast about giving pilots that were ordered, but canned before getting a table read for one reason or another (mostly TV executives getting shitcanned) getting a table read. Audio quality can be hit or miss at times, but the interviews with the creators can be pretty interesting.

are any of these episodes any good? i tried listening to a handful a year back and the livereads seemed to range from aggressively mediocre to absolutely dire.

the interviews were interesting though. i enjoyed some of the insight into the process.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

CharlestonJew posted:

those fools forgot that any vehicle given to Robosaurus is instantly destroyed

good


good job

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Here's one from 1998 I just learned about today: Venus on the Hard Drive.

A government hacking program turns sentient and escapes deletion, and is of course a sexy CGI woman. She finds her way into the computers of some young doofuses and hilarity theoretically ensues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDinTMnK364

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

Good soup! posted:

Wait, im curious, what made Welcome to Eltingville expensive? I was always disappointed that and korgoth didn't get picked up

Animation is expensive.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
According to wikipedia, there will be a third attempt at making an American version of The IT Crowd after the first two pilots never made it to air. There was also a German version which was cancelled after a couple of episodes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_IT_Crowd#American_versions

Ritznit
Dec 19, 2012

I'm crackers for cheese.

Ultra Carp

Say Nothing posted:

According to wikipedia, there will be a third attempt at making an American version of The IT Crowd after the first two pilots never made it to air. There was also a German version which was cancelled after a couple of episodes.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_IT_Crowd#American_versions

I've seen the German version. It was absolutely dire because it was a beat-by-beat, shot-by-shot remake of the original IT Crowd. It wasn't like the US version of The Office where they try to find their own take on the concept or something - Just literally doing the exact same scripts but in German with German actors. It could have been passable if they maybe tried something, but nope, it was just utterly pointless. You can't really make the argument that dubbing the show wouldn't have worked because of cultural differences if all you do is use the exact same script anyway.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


ZDar Fan posted:

Here's one from 1998 I just learned about today: Venus on the Hard Drive.

A government hacking program turns sentient and escapes deletion, and is of course a sexy CGI woman. She finds her way into the computers of some young doofuses and hilarity theoretically ensues.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JDinTMnK364

This seems pointless as the Weird Science TV show already existed and starred a real hot babe.

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

Ritznit posted:

I've seen the German version. It was absolutely dire because it was a beat-by-beat, shot-by-shot remake of the original IT Crowd. It wasn't like the US version of The Office where they try to find their own take on the concept or something - Just literally doing the exact same scripts but in German with German actors. It could have been passable if they maybe tried something, but nope, it was just utterly pointless. You can't really make the argument that dubbing the show wouldn't have worked because of cultural differences if all you do is use the exact same script anyway.

Do did they do the episode where Moss has dinner with the German who was also a cannibal?

Ritznit
Dec 19, 2012

I'm crackers for cheese.

Ultra Carp

Bonzo posted:

Do did they do the episode where Moss has dinner with the German who was also a cannibal?

Nope, because the German version was cancelled after episode 2 or 3, and the cannibal thing wasn't until later.

JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I couldn't make it through the Red Dwarf US pilots, but they both bringing Kryten in a lot earlier, don't they? I remember the books introduce him about in the first novel and make him a permanent member of the crew with more the Series 3 personality, if I recall.

(I seem to recall some story that there was some adjustments made to the Kryten costuming/makeup for the US pilots that they ended up using in the Brit version of the show.)

There is/was a rumor for a while that someone was thinking about a US FILM remake of RD which, if it were to ever happen, I still think the first book makes for a good template for a starting off point for a film. It weaves together Rimmer and Lister's origins a bit more than the series (I think) did and fleshes out the universe and gives both the characters a little more depth, it creates a slightly more cinematic scale, too.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

JediTalentAgent posted:

(I seem to recall some story that there was some adjustments made to the Kryten costuming/makeup for the US pilots that they ended up using in the Brit version of the show.)

Yeah I vaguely remember Robert Llewellyn talking about it in his autobiography 'The Man In The Rubber Mask', I think they altered the design of the costume so he could sit down in it or something. Or maybe it was the eyelids thing where in the UK version his eyes were pretty much glued open.
I also remember him talking about mucking around on the first day of the US pilot shoot and pretending to hump parts of the set and dumb stuff like that for shits & giggles and people were staring at him going "What are you doing?" which is how he figured out that the tone on a US comedy series shoot was very very different from back home in the UK.

Edit: someone uploaded the relevant chapters to youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fztApqfPnbE
New Kryten costume starts at 57:50, loving the set start at about 1:00:00

Snowglobe of Doom fucked around with this message at 09:07 on May 11, 2018

Pneub
Mar 12, 2007

I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

I AM REBORN

Convex posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jmNdbdSCuC4

If you can make it longer than 5 minutes you're a stronger soul than I

I knew what this was before I clicked on it. I don't think I've ever made it more than 15-20 seconds.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
This technically doesn't count because more than just a pilot aired, but I can't believe I never heard about this gem before today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CPuw9PSrKuc

A sitcom that aired from 1989 to 1990 (spanning two decades!) about a witch who pretends to be a high school cheerleader. It's basically Out of This World except with Allyson Hannigan

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Of all the things in the thread so far, Bubsy is the one that instantly made me go "Oh hell no this poo poo is going to start popping up in my nightmares now isn't it?" Marvellous.

Bubsy posted:

What could possibly go WRONG???

Instruction Manuel
May 15, 2007

Yes, it is what it looks like!


Argh, I clicked it.

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Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
I got through about 5 minutes of Woops and 7 minutes of Jessica. Holy crap. In those 12 minutes, I chuckled once and that was when the guy said he survived a nuclear holocaust because he was in a Volvo. That actually wasn't too bad a joke.

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