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Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
bump

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fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


im thinkin bout dat horse


(the one that just came inside vice president michael pence)

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
today i remembered that Pike Hence hosed a morse

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

The Nastier Nate posted:

today i remembered that Pike Hence hosed a morse

Please don't disrespect our horse loving VPOTUS.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Mike Pence
gently caress Horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Zoran posted:

Mike Pence
gently caress Horse

He Did

Tactless Ogre
Oct 31, 2011

And so I listened to a Horse with no name, and thought of this thread. And some impromptu lyrics.

On the first page of the forums,
I was looking at all the trite.
There were goons and nerds across the site
de-batin' and a' fightin' tonight...
The first thread I Saw at the top of the list
About Pence and a horse, 'twas the gist.
The thread was small but the goons were loud
About Michael Pence getting plowed.

Despite my research, I cannot refute
That Pence didn't take one in the gloot...
And so I join innnn, and I also enforce
that Michael Pence done hosed a horse.
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...

After two days of forums fun
My cheeks began to turn red
After three days of forums fun
The image can't leave my head.
And the stories they told of a man who was plowed
In the rear end by a horse, o' they howled!

Despite my research, I cannot refute
That Pence didn't take one in the gloot...
And so I join innnn, and I also enforce
that Michael Pence done hosed a horse.
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...

After nine days, I think the horse was freed
Cause his rear end surely had to bleed.
Amongst the plants and birds, and rocks and things
He thought he stood among the kings.
It's a dirty little secret he'd keep underground
with a perfect disguise all above..
But the truth is there for all to see
And the truth deserves to be free!

Despite my research, I cannot refute
That Pence didn't take one in the gloot...
And so I join innnn, and I also enforce
that Michael Pence done hosed a horse.
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...
La, la, la la la la, la la la, la la...

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
I was reading through Berserk again. Remember that part with the horse?

At least with Mike Pence it was consensual.

Retromancer
Aug 21, 2007

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

this thread title is in accurate. horses cannot give consent. Mike Pence raped a horse.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Retromancer posted:

this thread title is in accurate. horses cannot give consent. Mike Pence raped a horse.

Every time I see Goatse, I think of Mike Pence. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The thought of that man's anus after raping a horse.

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Zoran posted:

Mike Pence
gently caress Horse

did you know if you rearrange the letters in "mike pence hosed a horse" you get "a horse hosed mike pence"

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
horse.cx

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


ScrubLeague posted:

did you know if you rearrange the letters in "mike pence hosed a horse" you get "a horse hosed mike pence"

Also
He's a fine Mr Ed cuck pokee

Chief: pecker ko'ed me anus!

Pence, hick duke, mares' foe

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 16:24 on Apr 27, 2018

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Retromancer posted:

this thread title is in accurate. horses cannot give consent. Mike Pence raped a horse.

normally this would be correct, but that stallion took one look into the Vice President's eyes...and from that moment they both knew.

freckle
Apr 6, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo
sailor was the name of the first horse that ever hosed mike pence

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Xand_Man posted:

Pence, hick duke, mares' foe

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Zoran posted:

Mike Pence
gently caress Horse

code:
 Mike Pence
Horse gently caress

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

I keep misreading the Chapo Trap House thread title here as "Chapo Trap Horse". I thought this was the best thread to mention that.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Jollity Farm posted:

I keep misreading the Chapo Trap House thread title here as "Chapo Trap Horse". I thought this was the best thread to mention that.

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Chapo Trap House
Pence gently caress Horse

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
mike pence hosed 911 horses

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Pikavangelist
Nov 9, 2016

There is no God but Arceus
And Pikachu is His prophet



some arizona legislator asked what furries are and that reminded me of bronies, which reminded me of mike pence, which reminded me of his love for horse cock

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
horses are a popular fursona

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


horses are a popular choice (for mike pence's anus)

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


The Nastier Nate posted:

I’m thinking of a guy I went to high school with who went to an ivy and is now a lawyer and a real FYGM republican, which isn’t unusual. The funny part is he’s one of these never Trumpers who think this whole Trump thing is a phase, can’t wait for Mike Pence to become president and that eventually the reincarnation of conservative hero Ronald Reagan is gonna ride in on a white horse and restore the GOP to the slightly less racist version of the party they were in 1985.

saw this post, thought about how surprised this here dude will be, when mike pence rides in under said white horse...

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
In Soviet Russia...horse rides you!

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

I know only three things about our Vice President, Mike Pence:
  1. His wife is his mommy dom
  2. He wants to electrocute gay men
  3. He has participated in equine bestiality

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.
oh rite mike pence hosed a horse

thanks op I forgot

Yossarian-22
Oct 26, 2014

Chokes McGee posted:

oh rite mike pence hosed a horse

thanks op I forgot

:hai:

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

horse intercourse, or "interhorse" if you will...

...well, let's just say the current vice president of the united states, michael pence, has an affinity for it

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

john mccain has requested that trump not be at his funeral but he does want the horsefucker mike pence there, presumably so everyone can watch pence get hosed by a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

the loving family of john mccain, loudly weeping, their tears mixed with the sound of a horse reaming mike pence's rear end

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

at the amen of the priest's blessing the horse neighs as he fills pence's rear end with semen, triggering a monstrous orgasam in the vice president. he launches his cum all over john mccain's casket as it's lowered into the ground. mccain's wife and daughter weep at the majesty.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

an actual dog posted:

the loving family of john mccain, loudly weeping, their tears mixed with the sound of a horse reaming mike pence's rear end

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avcRRcIRnbY

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

bumpd

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
well

you all know why i'm here

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Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

Flavius Belisarius posted:

well

you all know why i'm here

it better involve mike pence loving a horse buddy or you can turn right back around and leave

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