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seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
https://deadspin.com/ichiro-who-the-gently caress-is-tom-brady-1825887120


quote:

One morning in spring training, 2017, he was in the coaches’ room looking at his cell phone text messages. Ichiro told the coaches about one message he had just received from a number he didn’t recognize. The guy said he’d gotten Ichiro’s number from Alex Rodriguez, and that he wanted to come meet him and study his stretching system.

“What’s the guy’s name?” asked one of the coaches.

Ichiro strolled to the end of the text. “Some guy named Tom Brady. Who the gently caress is Tom Brady?”

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a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I have a hard time picturing Ichiro swearing

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The most famous ichiro interview has him swearing though????

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

a neat cape posted:

I have a hard time picturing Ichiro swearing

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GtImIqR5neU

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!
I admit to being Ichiro and Mariners ignorant

weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.
Ichirowns

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Why the gently caress hasn't any team signed Dez Bryant?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001




Oh cool, it's good to know the NFL is exactly as lovely as expected with the settlement money.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

A Man and his dog posted:

Why the gently caress hasn't any team signed Dez Bryant?

Washed as a cloth baby diaper.

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Ex-NFL star Ricky Williams studies astrology – and it’s telling him to invest in Bitcoin

Found this gem in the BWM thread. Apparently Ricky Williams is really into astrology and is using his insights to guide his financial decisions.

But you can also hire him! Can we crowd source someone to get a reading and secretly film it?

quote:

Williams bills himself as a professional astrologer, and he even has a website where you can book a personal astrology reading with the former NFL star (at $300 for a 90-minute session).

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Ricky Owned and got poo poo on by the league cause OH MY GOD WEED!

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/nycsouthpaw/status/994061417216167942?s=19

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


a neat cape posted:

I have a hard time picturing Ichiro swearing

Before every ASG he was in, he'd do a profanity laden pep talk. The dude loves to swear, but he knows not to in interviews.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

quote:

But obviously Ichiro wouldn’t know who Tom Brady is. Unlike Tom Brady, Ichiro can catch.

:discourse:

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

A Man and his dog posted:

Ricky Owned and got poo poo on by the league cause OH MY GOD WEED!

:eyepop: huge if true

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Who the gently caress is that?

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Mega64 posted:

Who the gently caress is that?
derek jeter

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
This is the worst time of the year.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

This is the worst time of the year.

tom brady is a system qb

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
will the real Tom Brady please stand up?

deedee megadoodoo
Sep 28, 2000
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I, I took the one to Flavortown, and that has made all the difference.


Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

This is the worst time of the year.

Based on those Brady pictures I’m gonna go ahead and say it’s probably the best time of year.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011


I think this is hurting me physically

also


A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich
You would think a scout would have recognized that Brady would have stood in the pocket and dominated the AFC East for 25 years.

Smdh

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
wtf does jeter look like he's turning into a turtle?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

wtf does jeter look like he's turning into a turtle?

Cursed by one of the 12 Marlins fans.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
I like how Jeter's new persona is "expert investor" because he has a lot of money and appeared on Shark Tank

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

seiferguy posted:

“Some guy named Tom Brady. Who the gently caress is Tom Brady?”

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

DariusLikewise posted:

I like how Jeter's new persona is "expert investor" because he has a lot of money and appeared on Shark Tank

Are you mixing up Jeter and ARod?

I don’t remember Jeter on Shark Tank.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ehud posted:

Are you mixing up Jeter and ARod?

I don’t remember Jeter on Shark Tank.

I think thats :thejoke: because everyone is calling Arod Jeter

A Man and his dog
Oct 24, 2013

by R. Guyovich

DariusLikewise posted:

I like how Jeter's new persona is "expert investor" because he has a lot of money and appeared on Shark Tank

Also trading an MVP player to his former team for peanuts.

Good poo poo.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

sharknado slashfic posted:

I think thats :thejoke: because everyone is calling Arod Jeter

jokes inside of jokes??

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Ehud posted:

jokes inside of jokes??

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Ehud posted:

Are you mixing up Jeter and ARod?

I don’t remember Jeter on Shark Tank.

Ah yeah I am, ARod is the one that is the grown up business man now and speak at events like this

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
Timbaland, Stallone, A-Rod, ???

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Pitbull spoke at it too.

EDIT: https://ohnotheydidnt.livejournal.com/110334319.html

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

I no longer can tell who is serious on here but if so, that's not timbaland it's daymond john

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
but drat seriously if dez doesn't get signed somewhere. Dude just fell apart.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

My father terrell owens was better the first season that he didn't get signed than Dez is right now and it's not that close

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Cavauro posted:

My father terrell owens was better the first season that he didn't get signed than Dez is right now and it's not that close

hosed up if true.

i know it's true I just wanted to say that. god drat what happened dez?

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Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

piss tape israel posted:

Timbaland, Stallone, A-Rod, ???

... wow

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