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You mean besides the part where he only ever got separation because he was big and fast and never learned to run proper routes so when his speed slipped all you had was a big slow dude who is blanketed by secondary and in the slim chance he does get the ball in his hands he drops it most of the time?
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kiimo posted:You mean besides the part where he only ever got separation because he was big and fast and never learned to run proper routes so when his speed slipped all you had was a big slow dude who is blanketed by secondary and in the slim chance he does get the ball in his hands he drops it most of the time? I never thought Dez would just be another Tony Romo wonder that looks semi-decent to bad the year after Romo and then just disappears entirely after. Tony Romo was really loving good, y'all.
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Pretty sure most teams aren't signing any FA's right now to avoid loving themselves out of comp picks. Dez will get signed, somewhere, probably.
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Dez is probably still in the mentality that he wants that one year big money deal to re-establish his value which no decent team wants to give him and they’re waiting out for a price drop. Baltimore offered him a team friendly contract not long after Dallas cut him he turned down.
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Dez is heading to Cleveland Browns-era Dwayne Bowe numbers isn't he
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kiimo posted:Dez is heading to Cleveland Browns-era Dwayne Bowe numbers isn't he 40 yards for a full year?
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Dez is entering his ninth season. He has had 3 seasons over 1000 yards, same as Bowe at that time when he got cut by the Chiefs. That last season he had 754 yards, Dez just had 838. It's not completely crazy. Dez catches more touchdowns and is better than Bowe but the similarities would scare me if I was a fan of a team that signs him. http://www.espn.com/nfl/player/stats/_/id/13215/dez-bryant http://www.nfl.com/player/dwaynebowe/2495558/profile kiimo fucked around with this message at 01:54 on May 10, 2018 |
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Good article about Tomlin: http://theundefeated.com/features/mike-tomlin-pittsburgh-steelers-in-search-of-the-real-coach/
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Lions football https://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nfl/lions/2018/05/09/matt-patricia-indicted-sex-assault/34742627/
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Amy Pole Her posted:... wow
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Acebuckeye13 posted:Pretty sure most teams aren't signing any FA's right now to avoid loving themselves out of comp picks. Dez will get signed, somewhere, probably. As of today free agent signings don’t count against next years comp picks.
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weird Asian candy posted:As of today free agent signings don’t count against next years comp picks. Ah, gotcha. I imagine we'll see some more signings pretty soon, then.
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lol rip the lions
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Matt Patricia and Jim Bob Cooter makin a helluva coaching staff there Detroit
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AsInHowe posted:Lions football lol lol
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What's the record for the fastest turnaround from a coach being hired to fired?
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Edward Mass posted:What's the record for the fastest turnaround from a coach being hired to fired? I want to say a couple of college coaches were just a few days. George O'Leary with Notre Dame and....Mike Price at Bama? I guess Price lasted a few months after looking him up, although he never coached a game. e: I guess O'Leary technically resigned so that'd put him on the same level as Belichick and the Jets.
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Edward Mass posted:What's the record for the fastest turnaround from a coach being hired to fired? O'Leary lied on his resume, but Patricia...woof E: Gritty 
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Unless any other allegations against Patricia arise, I doubt he's going to be fired-legally speaking, he's innocent, and the event if it did happen was over 20 years ago. Doesn't make me feel much better, though!
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Weren't the Lions the team that had the rear end coach that got arrested for going through a drive through naked?
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Kalli posted:Weren't the Lions the team that had the rear end coach that got arrested for going through a drive through naked? This does ring a bell but I don't remember who it was. Also Jim Bob Cooter once drunkenly broke into some woman's home and got in bed with her. Apparently not to sexually assault her as far as I know, but because he was tired. Which I don't know if I really believe or not, but it's a perfect story for a guy named Jim Bob Cooter to have.
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Kalli posted:Weren't the Lions the team that had the rear end coach that got arrested for going through a drive through naked?
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Kalli posted:Weren't the Lions the team that had the rear end coach that got arrested for going through a drive through naked? yes. For what little it matters, here's Patricia's statement. https://twitter.com/Justin_Rogers/status/994416638169681920
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piss tape israel posted:I think so, and Jon Kitna (who was the Lions QB at the time) dressed up as him for Halloween lol Headline: Jon Kitna apologizes for naked man costume
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Ragnarok the Red posted:Dez is probably still in the mentality that he wants that one year big money deal to re-establish his value which no decent team wants to give him and they’re waiting out for a price drop. Baltimore offered him a team friendly contract not long after Dallas cut him he turned down. Didn't they offer $21M for 3 years? I know he was supposed to make 12.5M this year, but he has to realize nobody is going to extend a multi-year contract at that rate.
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piss tape israel posted:... well then who is that on the right, smart guy?? Not all black people make beats
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More than anything else, Dez is still on the market because he spent the last 2 seasons proving he can't catch the ball for poo poo even when it hits his loving gigantic hands. Even with all his faults and his physical decline, he'd be a solid role player if he could catch the easy stuff reliably. But he hasn't done even that for a couple of years.
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Amy Pole Her posted:Not all black people make beats
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piss tape israel posted:you didn't answer my question Using your logic i can safely say that’s Britney Spears
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piss tape israel posted:you didn't answer my question (Shark Tank dude is not Timbaland.)
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no poo poo
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quote:The joke answer: They’re the Detroit Lions. They couldn’t find water if they fell out of a loving boat. It's cool how hosed up this league is and yet the only thing that something like 30% of fans care about is the loving kneeling over the epidemic of cops getting away with murdering citizens.
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Why did the Patriots hire him? 🤔
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piss tape israel posted:no poo poo Lol sure
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SKULL.GIF posted:It's cool how hosed up this league is and yet the only thing that something like 30% of fans care about is the loving kneeling over the epidemic of cops getting away with murdering citizens. Sometimes, the joke answer is the real answer. Everything isn't a massive conspiracy out to get you. Sometimes, people are just really dumb, or incompetent. A bad fearmongering take by Deadspin.
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Blitz7x posted:Why did the Patriots hire him? 🤔 Bill is actually Satan.
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DariusLikewise posted:Ah yeah I am, ARod is the one that is the grown up business man now and speak at events like this It originally was "Real Estate and Bitcoin Wealth Expo". And then Bitcoin crashed 
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I like how 50Cent was paid in Bitcoin for one of his albums and completely forgot about it. Years later his financial planner noticed it and the market made him a boatload more than the original contract for that album.
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