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bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

DancingShade posted:

Everyone younger than you is a kid.

Now you know.

:yikes:

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bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
There's a second video of the police hitting a man with a car, from a better angle

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-10/man-knocked-down-by-police-car/9748368

Cartoon
Jun 20, 2008

poop

hooman posted:

Why did this man on foot so maliciously collide with our innocent police car!
WA? Turns out he might be safer outside a police car/prison van/police station cell. The interiors of those places tend to kill indigenous folk.

bell jar
Feb 25, 2009

i noticed something while i was watching the post budget interview the other night. this is the stuff of nightmares

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tQVMnnXQC4k

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

There was a guy at uni who worked at a bottleshop that was robbed. Totally hosed him up, he had to drop out of uni.

It is an unpleasant experience. I had one that was just a random drug hosed idiot with a piece of glass, and another that was two guys one with an axe and one with a machete.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Also what would have happened if someone wasn't there to film it?

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Also what would have happened if someone wasn't there to film it?

Suspect attempted to escape during interview, fell down some stairs.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.

I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Also what would have happened if someone wasn't there to film it?

Run over him again

tithin
Nov 14, 2003


[Grandmaster Tactician]




Abbott was the right answer.

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Shorten doing well in the budget reply.


A pity most of australia wont hear it.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
I keep saying this but whoever is training Bill Shorten is a mastermind

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."
Shorten's previous budget replies were pretty good from memory.

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Shorten is actually a good guy and now that he finally has some power to wield he's starting to be himself more.

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

If Labor wins who gets put in charge of Dutton's superministry.

birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

If Labor wins who gets put in charge of Dutton's superministry.

soon to be alp member Anidav

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Cheeky Bill flirting with Leigh Sales about not cutting the ABC

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedOzPol/status/994411580258304001

X13Fen
Oct 18, 2006

"Is that an accurate quote? It should be.
I think about it often enough."

Absolute power corrupts absolutely

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

If Labor wins who gets put in charge of Dutton's superministry.

Dutton stays on as Supreme Leader of the Secret Police and heads up labors new federal ICAC.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

If Labor wins who gets put in charge of Dutton's superministry.

Dutton, via coup.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

How could this happen to one of JBP's cronies, of all people.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

LIVE AMMO ROLEPLAY posted:

If Labor wins who gets put in charge of Dutton's superministry.

an actual potato

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
Why did Bill call the ICAC "eye-cack"

Starshark
Dec 22, 2005
Doctor Rope

bandaid.friend posted:

Why did Bill call the ICAC "eye-cack"

Isn't that the short term for it?

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Why did Bill call me Senpai

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

drunkill posted:

Shorten doing well in the budget reply.


A pity most of australia wont hear it.

Who?

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Wait does someone call I eye cee aye cee lmao

G-Spot Run
Jun 28, 2005

bandaid.friend posted:

Why did Bill call the ICAC "eye-cack"

I always read it as eye-cack too, don't know if I heard it spoken out loud before then.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Internationally Cool and Corrupt

drunkill
Sep 25, 2007

me @ ur posting
Fallen Rib
Speaking of intentionally corrupt

https://twitter.com/Prisonblogger/status/994191744894779392

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Nah that's more bureaucratic indifference.

Think Brazil more than 1984.

Zenithe
Feb 25, 2013

Ask not to whom the Anidavatar belongs; it belongs to thee.
The working title of Brazil was 1984 1/2.

Doctor Spaceman
Jul 6, 2010

"Everyone's entitled to their point of view, but that's seriously a weird one."

G-Spot Run posted:

I always read it as eye-cack too, don't know if I heard it spoken out loud before then.

It's how I've always heard it said.

Also reminder that the Guardian style guide insists that ICAC is written Icac.

Solemn Sloth
Jul 11, 2015

Baby you can shout at me,
But you can't need my eyes.
I cack, you cack, we all cack for icack

bandaid.friend
Apr 25, 2017

:obama:My first car was a stick:obama:
It's obviously eye sack

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
ICUCK

also

https://twitter.com/deemadigan/status/994400271089385472

JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.

Anidav posted:

Internationally Cool and Corrupt

Fuckin lmao

Urcher
Jun 16, 2006


Word cloud for April:

NTRabbit
Aug 15, 2012

i wear this armour to protect myself from the histrionics of hysterical women

bitches




Doctor Spaceman posted:

It's how I've always heard it said.

Also reminder that the Guardian style guide insists that ICAC is written Icac.

Then the Guardian style guide is wrong, and they have a complete muppet setting the rules

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JBP
Feb 16, 2017

You've got to know, to understand,
Baby, take me by my hand,
I'll lead you to the promised land.
Ubi lmao

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