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syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

the lady of pence

i would join the secret service to protect and defend the life of donald j. trump and his whole fukt crew to prevent this man sitting the throne

i'd be better off being his doctor but i feel like he'd fire me or promote to head of the va

# ? May 9, 2018 23:36

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# ? May 28, 2024 05:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

that was the most serene face of his i could find btw

dude either seems to have a retarded smile or a glare goin all the time

at least when a camera's pointed at him dead on

# ? May 9, 2018 23:38

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that was the most serene face of his i could find btw

dude either seems to have a retarded smile or a glare goin all the time

at least when a camera's pointed at him dead on

back in the day y'all

chilluns, sit down

back in the day cheney never looked stupid

# ? May 9, 2018 23:52

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

the character named pence always looks pensive

# ? May 9, 2018 23:53

Jenny Agutter: Mar 18, 2009

dick ccheney hunched in his wheelchair 5000 with a remote control. he is brutally nude.

# ? May 9, 2018 23:55

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

# ? May 10, 2018 00:01

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

more like dick hangy

# ? May 10, 2018 00:02

in a well actually: Jan 26, 2011; dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

President Beep posted:

more like dick chafey

# ? May 10, 2018 00:38

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

Ex-NFL star Ricky Williams studies astrology � and it�s telling him to invest in Bitcoin

quote:

Former pro running back Ricky Williams' NFL career was anything but conventional, so it should come as little surprise that his financial advice is also unorthodox.
Williams has spent a chunk of his post-football life studying everything from holistic medicine to astrology and he tells CNBC Make It that the studying the cosmos actually informed his decision to invest in the recent cryptocurrency boom.
"When I look at things, I tend to look at astrology to get insight," says Williams, who tells CNBC Make It that his readings of astrological charts have pointed him in the direction of Bitcoin.
"The insight that got me interested in Bitcoin was the planet Uranus is about to enter into Taurus," says Williams.
Uranus, he explains, "is about revolution; it's about a change in the way we do things; it's about innovation." And Taurus "is about resources and finances," says Williams.
The revolutionary aspect of Uranus in astrology, combined with Taurus' focus on wealth and finance, is leading Williams to predict that, in the near future, "we're going to totally change the way we view and understand" finances, he says.

https://www.cnbc.com/2018/05/09/astrology-is-telling-ex-nfl-star-ricky-williams-to-invest-in-bitcoin.html

# ? May 10, 2018 01:03

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

uranus told me to buy crypto

# ? May 10, 2018 01:03

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

poor brain thought of repeated concussions and died

# ? May 10, 2018 03:23

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottAdamsSays/status/994218967962013704

this actually took longer than i expected

# ? May 10, 2018 04:48

Raere: Dec 13, 2007

banking friction?

I get direct deposit into my checking account then I slide my card in a machine to purchase goods which uses the money in my account

so much friction it�s heating up

# ? May 10, 2018 04:59

abigserve: Sep 13, 2009; this is a better avatar than what I had before

its so easy, I just open my app, exchange my dirty useless fiat for sweet tokens, select my destination, sent them my tokens, and I am done.

As opposed to the legacy option which is to open a :siren:

BANKING

app, select my destination, deposit my :siren:

FIAT

.

As you can see the process is dramatically easier and innovative

- the dilbert man

# ? May 10, 2018 05:08

OldAlias: Nov 2, 2013

magical thinking lol. by performing the blockchain ritual these effects will surely come into being

# ? May 10, 2018 05:10

Hunter2 Thompson: Feb 3, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

tbh sending money electronically in the US is still garbage but dilbertcoin isn�t the answer

# ? May 10, 2018 05:12

fishmech: Jul 16, 2006; by VideoGames; Salad Prong

meatpotato posted:

tbh sending money electronically in the US is still garbage

nah its not unless you're some sort of abject moron

# ? May 10, 2018 05:32

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

sending money in the US is just incredibly American: you use some vendor; PayPal, Venmo, zelle, etc and get a mediocre customer experience from a corporate monster

people that like bitcoin because it makes payments �easy� just are goldbugs, antisemites, conmen, or live in countries where paying off the police and other officials is a norm and/or are under sanctions so they need a way around regulated monetary environments

and/or they�re just functionally illiterate

# ? May 10, 2018 05:33

Arcteryx Anarchist: Sep 15, 2007; Fun Shoe

or they are in a country with a terrible currency and bitcoin is the next best thing to US dollars

# ? May 10, 2018 05:35

PIZZA.BAT: Nov 12, 2016

H.P. Hovercraft posted:

that was the most serene face of his i could find btw

dude either seems to have a retarded smile or a glare goin all the time

at least when a camera's pointed at him dead on

�like someone taught a stick of deodorant to grimace�

# ? May 10, 2018 05:54

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

meatpotato posted:

tbh sending money electronically in the US is still garbage but dilbertcoin isn�t the answer

coinbert

# ? May 10, 2018 07:38

eschaton: Mar 7, 2007; Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

Sagebrush posted:

Yeah my students loving love that poo poo. Way, way too many concepts involving "distressed" wood and chipped paint and old railroad spikes and such.

That and Edison lamps (those dim crappy incandescent bulbs with clear globes where you can see the filament). So tired

you should grade your students on an early-90s style tired/wired scale complete with nigh-unreadable fonts and color schemes

# ? May 10, 2018 08:16

Xaris: Jul 25, 2006; Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

Sagebrush posted:

Yeah my students loving love that poo poo. Way, way too many concepts involving "distressed" wood and chipped paint and old railroad spikes and such.

That and Edison lamps (those dim crappy incandescent bulbs with clear globes where you can see the filament). So tired

edison lampos are actually loving great. i use one in my lamp in my living room and makes for nice atmospheric reading to chill on the couch because its just a nice warm yellow glow--great for rainy nights. LEDs are a lot better than CFLs but still a bit too harsh lighting and don't come higher than 2200K usually

# ? May 10, 2018 08:19

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Sagebrush posted:

Yeah my students loving love that poo poo. Way, way too many concepts involving "distressed" wood and chipped paint and old railroad spikes and such.

That and Edison lamps (those dim crappy incandescent bulbs with clear globes where you can see the filament). So tired

I like Constructivism.

:shrug:

# ? May 10, 2018 08:19

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

lol if u dont light your home with thousands of nixie tubes

# ? May 10, 2018 08:20

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

ooh! or cheap, old broken android phones!!

# ? May 10, 2018 08:21

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

cheap, old broken android phones!!

dsyp

# ? May 10, 2018 08:22

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

i�ve always thought of myself as more of a blackberry curve.

# ? May 10, 2018 08:25

Hunter2 Thompson: Feb 3, 2005; Ramrod XTreme

meatpotato posted:

tbh sending money electronically in the US is still garbage

fishmech posted:

nah its not unless you're some sort of abject moron

as a proud american and abject moron, i am glad you agree with my assessment

# ? May 10, 2018 09:11

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

President Beep posted:

i�ve always thought of myself as more of a blackberry curve.

I love my curvy goon president.

# ? May 10, 2018 09:15

coffeetable: Feb 5, 2006; TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Xaris posted:

edison lampos are actually loving great. i use one in my lamp in my living room and makes for nice atmospheric reading to chill on the couch because its just a nice warm yellow glow--great for rainy nights. LEDs are a lot better than CFLs but still a bit too harsh lighting and don't come higher than 2200K usually

can't decide if artisanal light is more or less ridiculous than artisinal water

# ? May 10, 2018 09:39

Tokamak: Dec 22, 2004

eschaton posted:

you should grade your students on an early-90s style tired/wired scale complete with nigh-unreadable fonts and color schemes

# ? May 10, 2018 11:58

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Tokamak posted:

But what about ethics in games rating-systems?

:ohdear:

# ? May 10, 2018 12:00

Moist von Lipwig: Oct 28, 2006; by FactsAreUseless; Tortured By Flan

Last Chance posted:

its amazing the paragraphs motorcyclists will write saying how safe riding is lol. it kinda reminds me of pitbull owners in a way

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS

THERE'S NO BAD DOGS ONLY BAD OWNERS

# ? May 10, 2018 12:59

President Beep: Apr 30, 2009; i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS

THERE'S NO BAD DOGS ONLY BAD OWNERS

      /
     /
    /

# ? May 10, 2018 13:07

goddamnedtwisto: Dec 31, 2004; If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you; Fun Shoe

SENSUAL DAD KISS posted:

THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL ANIMALS

THERE'S NO BAD DOGS ONLY BAD OWNERS

see that's where the similarity ends because there are definitely a lot of bad bikes

of course no two bikers will ever agree what they are

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fits my needs: Jan 1, 2011; Grimey Drawer

is it safer to motorcycle on roads or to bicycle on roads? :thunk:

# ? May 10, 2018 13:18

Bulgogi Hoagie: Jun 1, 2012; We

fits my needs posted:

is it safer to motorcycle on roads or to bicycle on roads?

electric bikes tend to approach the accident rates of motorcycles for men over 50 because they like to go fast

# ? May 10, 2018 13:59

Just-In-Timeberlake: Aug 18, 2003

https://gizmodo.com/uber-plans-to-put-self-driving-cars-back-on-the-road-wi-1825913704

quote:

Khosrowshahi was quick to point out that Uber proactively ceased its autonomous driving tests after the death, failing to mention that the state of Arizona also ordered Uber to stop the program.

lmao uber literally saying "we quit, you didn't fire us"

# ? May 10, 2018 14:07

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Shame Boy: Mar 2, 2010

President Beep posted:

ooh! or cheap, old broken android phones!!

seriouspost if you come across an old broken flat screen LED-LCD TV you can take the LCD bit out and just drive the backlight and it makes a really nice flat, even, bright and pure white light source you can hang on your wall. looks like a fogged up window with the sun shining on it, it's a neat effect

# ? May 10, 2018 14:27

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