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wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
The QB Gruden drafted in Tampa and recently signed with the Raiders was cut today.

https://twitter.com/JABergman/status/994682083271323648

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Jesus Christ :stare:

How the gently caress did no one realize this? Does the NFL not run background checks?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

axeil posted:

Jesus Christ :stare:

How the gently caress did no one realize this? Does the NFL not run background checks?

They don't care

Blitz of 404 Error
Sep 19, 2007

Joe Biden is a top 15 president

DariusLikewise posted:

Mark Davis is the only owner in the league I can imagine not doing anything illegal or immoral

Mark Davis invented the QB hand warmer, flies out to his barber to get that haircut, drives his minivan to PF Changs and bangs porn stars

Mark davis is too pure for the world

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Play posted:

They don't care

Im_glad_the_Bengals_lost.txt is how I feel right now

Fire Safety Doug
Sep 3, 2006

99 % caffeine free is 99 % not my kinda thing

Joey Freshwater posted:

Literally any time it looks like a person could have maybe done something, per TFF they're immediately guilty regardless of evidence or situation and they stay that way.

Except Michael Bennett, he’s the other way around.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

axeil posted:

Im_glad_the_Bengals_lost.txt is how I feel right now

Seems like I've felt that way several times in this offseason alone. All the things coming out about the NFL, and the poo poo they continue to condone and engage in to this day, is just ridiculous.

Bill says the Patriots didn't know about all this, which is really hard to believe

https://deadspin.com/bill-belichick-patriots-were-not-aware-of-matt-patrici-1825930123

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I wonder how many NFL employees have stuff in their histories that no one ever looked too closely at.

Acebuckeye13 posted:

Nothing is going to happen, we're never going to know more, and I'm going to get to be depressed and sickened every time I want to root for my team, more so

At least this means that Patricia is on a very short leash if the Lions do poorly. You won't get another Millen situation, for what that's worth.

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Play posted:

that lady has a hole in one leg and something stashed in the other. what is going on there

Calf implants

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

SKULL.GIF posted:

I wonder how many NFL employees have stuff in their histories that no one ever looked too closely at.

Probably quite a few considering how many coaches get their start as low-level assistants who barely qualify for paychecks. I doubt they are doing much screening on some dude who's going to put together film clips or whatever for $10/hour.

Sataere
Jul 20, 2005


Step 1: Start fight
Step 2: Attack straw man
Step 3: REPEAT

Do not engage with me



DariusLikewise posted:

Mark Davis is the only owner in the league I can imagine not doing anything illegal or immoral

Probably why Al didn't like him. :v:

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


They were all in love with dying/
they were doing it in Michigan

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Hey guys Mark Witten got popped for PEDS retired then raped and killed a girl in 1990.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
Oh yeah? That's good to know, AP.

https://twitter.com/tompelissero/status/994701137038270464?s=21

DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018


Trying to bank on someone else's suspension. This man knows what's up.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

I just hope the Lions do something, wouldn’t want the inmates running the prison.

DaStampede
Feb 8, 2018

Going all Bob McNair

indigi
Jul 20, 2004

how can we not talk about family
when family's all that we got?
you liked him as a 9/11 truther. you'll LOVE him as an MRA

https://twitter.com/PeteCarroll/status/994709685826605056

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Hahahaha gently caress the Seahawks

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
MRA Kermit and a 9/11 truther...goes together like peanut butter and jelly

Arkhams Razor
Jun 10, 2009
RIP the cowboys
https://twitter.com/JoshNorris/status/994698081898811393

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

I can’t believe Tom Brady raped that poor girl on spring break

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



indigi posted:

you liked him as a 9/11 truther. you'll LOVE him as an MRA

https://twitter.com/PeteCarroll/status/994709685826605056

lmao

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

They already have good AP in Kamara, why would they sign him to replace Ingram?

WHOOPS
Nov 6, 2009
AP and Kamara are nothing alike but they still wouldn’t need AP cause he’s toast and Kamara is a boss.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



All I can think is Adrian must be in so much debt if he's still trying to play more.

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



That's quite a turn for the Seahawks org this offseason....

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
No wonder everyone left. Jordan Peterson lmao

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Kalli posted:

All I can think is Adrian must be in so much debt if he's still trying to play more.

He's definitely the kinda guy who will be broke about five seconds after he retires.

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


MRA = magnetic resonance angiography?

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
How many steakhouses do you think AP owns?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Seattle SeaAychYouDee-Hawks

Spoeank fucked around with this message at 00:28 on May 11, 2018

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Finger Prince posted:

MRA = magnetic resonance angiography?

In case you're not joking, Men's Rights Activist

Ugh

Raku
Nov 7, 2012

Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

He's definitely the kinda guy who will be broke about five seconds after he retires.

He threw the most lavish parties possible during his suspension, burning all his money.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

quote:

On September 27, 2016, Peterson released the first installment of a three-part lecture video series, entitled "Professor against political correctness: Part I: Fear and the Law".[13][61] In the video, he stated he would not use the preferred gender pronouns of students and faculty as part of compelled speech, and announced his objection to the Canadian government's Bill C-16, which proposed to add "gender identity or expression" as a prohibited ground of discrimination under the Canadian Human Rights Act, and to similarly expand the definitions of promoting genocide and publicly inciting hatred in the Criminal Code.[61][62]


:chloe:

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Oh, that rear end in a top hat. Great, just great.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
I don’t think I have ever seen a team heel turn this hard

Finger Prince
Jan 5, 2007


whypick1 posted:

In case you're not joking, Men's Rights Activist

Ugh

I mean, I had to google it and that was the first result that would make sense, like maybe using it for CTE diagnosis or making sure your o-line prospect isn't going to die of a heart failure at training camp or something.
The whole incel (which I only learned what it stood for recently) and men's rights thing is like pedophile poo poo. Like I know there are pedophile groups and poo poo out there but am I going to read up on their hosed up manifestos and justifications for existing? No. I don't care to know anything about them.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Jordan Peterson is extremely hilarious though

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Ensuring that all Seahawks make their beds first thing in the morning is the first step towards a 18-0 season

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