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The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

Waffle House posted:

Someone elect Chelsea Clinton to the Presidency so CHUD heads epxlode

electing a dynastic sycophant with no qualifications to own the chuds

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Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

The Protagonist posted:

electing a dynastic sycophant with no qualifications to own the chuds

Its how politics works now, cant argue with results

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

just wait till trump finds out there are qualifications to being president.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


EugeneJ posted:

what if she ran as a Republican

That’s some serious head explosion and would completely decimste the republican party

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
I don't think Chelsea has ever mentioned even wanting to run for office? I don't see why she would, given how much poo poo she has been given since being the first daughter. She tries to stay out of the public eye as much as she can.

That being said, I'm all for her running for president if it would cause chud heads to explode and wipe out this plague of dumb and idiocy.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


I was gonna say obviously nobody can just wave a wand and elect someo-

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The Protagonist posted:

electing a dynastic sycophant with no qualifications to own the chuds


Former DILF posted:

Its how politics works now, cant argue with results

lol

Flavahbeast
Jul 21, 2001



unpacked robinhood
Feb 18, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Congrats on your new beautiful healthcare by Novartis guys

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
so what i'm getting is that several people here are really excited at the idea of another bush becoming president

Dissapointed Owl
Jan 30, 2008

You wrote me a letter,
and this is how it went:
The smartest and best should lead the country.

Like, scientist smart?

No, more like avoid paying taxes smart.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
Leading into the 2020 elections, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico and Canada are going to fund troll armies to go on social media and send back-channel funds to the opposing candidate to defeat Donald Trump because they're tired of his dumb poo poo. It will come out in an investigation and Dems will decide that, actually, this is cool as hell and it will just be a regular fixture in future elections.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Knight posted:

Leading into the 2020 elections, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico and Canada are going to fund troll armies to go on social media and send back-channel funds to the opposing candidate to defeat Donald Trump because they're tired of his dumb poo poo. It will come out in an investigation and Dems will decide that, actually, this is cool as hell and it will just be a regular fixture in future elections.

They’re going to try to groom a more offensive dumbass? :thunk:

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Knight posted:

Leading into the 2020 elections, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico and Canada are going to fund troll armies to go on social media and send back-channel funds to the opposing candidate to defeat Donald Trump because they're tired of his dumb poo poo. It will come out in an investigation and Dems will decide that, actually, :decorum: is cool as hell and resign from office

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

so what i'm getting is that several people here are really excited at the idea of another bush becoming president

I don't think that's what any of us are saying. Dennis Kucinich, 2020.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
No worries, I am sure if there is a more disgusting candidate than Trump anywhere to be found, Republicans will run him/her.
And if there's a single candidate more unlikable and useless than Hilldawg, Dems will sure as hell run him/her.

Nobody has learned anything.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

TotalLossBrain posted:

And if there's a single candidate more unlikable and useless than Hilldawg, Dems will sure as hell run him/her.

I always laugh when someone who hated Hillary for being too centrist says they're really hoping Biden runs in 2020

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

The Glumslinger posted:

I always laugh when someone who hated Hillary for being too centrist says they're really hoping Biden runs in 2020

Joe is just the gropy grampa comedy option.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

horizon zero dawn 2 looking good

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017


Never ever would donald trump ever have what it takes to lead a single cohort much less several legions

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

hmm, you know what the us needs? austerity! that always perks economies right up.

unironically hoping for this

supreme justice

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
seriously though why does the front of trump's face look like someone grafted basketball rubber to it?

doctorthefonz
Nov 17, 2007

The Protagonist posted:

electing a dynastic sycophant with no qualifications to own the chuds

gently caress

Streak
May 16, 2004

by Nyc_Tattoo

lol

Jesus Christ
Jun 1, 2000

mods if you can make this my avatar I will gladly pay 10bux to the coffers

I made this exact comparison about 4000 pages ago READ THE DMAN THREAD BEFORE YO UPOST!!!!

Captain Gordon
Jul 22, 2004

:10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux::10bux:

build the wall to keep the norsca out

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

CODChimera posted:

It's all been downhill ever since Trump phoned in to Fox that one time.

It's looking like nothing will ever top that. Instead we get all this sad and pathetic poo poo.

I'd forgotten all about that. That was how many years ago?

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse

Are you really comparing this shitstain to greats like Caesar?

Catullus 16

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Power Khan posted:

Are you really comparing this shitstain to greats like Caesar?

Catullus 16

Only in makeup style.

We 2018

Smirr
Jun 28, 2012

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/365694278845997057?s=19

Tahirovic
Feb 25, 2009
Fun Shoe
so we just feed the rich into wind turbines?

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer

Knight posted:

Leading into the 2020 elections, China, Japan, Korea, Mexico and Canada are going to fund troll armies to go on social media and send back-channel funds to the opposing candidate to defeat Donald Trump because they're tired of his dumb poo poo. It will come out in an investigation and Dems will decide that, actually, this is cool as hell and it will just be a regular fixture in future elections.

Poland-Lithuanian Commonwealth had similar issues where foreign countries would interfere with their elections to get their guys elected, we should just get rid of the citizenship requirement and copy that system wholesale. May the best nation's trolls win.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

Tahirovic posted:

so we just feed the rich into wind turbines?

Hear me out here:

Wind. guillotines.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Avirosb posted:

Hear me out here:

Wind. guillotines.

the premier choice for the environmentally conscious revolutionary

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

How many humans will coal kill in 10 years?

KM Scorchio
Feb 13, 2008

"If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

Applewhite posted:

How many humans will coal kill in 10 years?

Eat a bucket of delicious clean coal every day and you’ll be as healthy as Donald J Trump, President of the United States and noted retard.

Avirosb
Nov 21, 2016

Everyone makes pisstakes

KM Scorchio posted:

Eat a bucket of delicious clean coal every day

Where I come from we call 'em well done :colbert:

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I just remembered that Donald "J" Trump, president and moron, thinks clean coal is literally coal scrubbed clean(?) with a brush.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Applewhite posted:

How many humans will coal kill in 10 years?

about the same as died in the previous 10 years, since those jobs aren't coming back

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Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
More people work at Arby's than in coal mining.

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