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Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

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morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012

:allears:

Escobarbarian
Jun 18, 2004


Grimey Drawer
The chin game in this strip is strong as hell

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
MJ is looking like what Lucille Bluth would disguise herself as but not as a joke - to the writer, at least.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
JJJ: allergic to the truth. Just like real life reporters.

ecavalli
Nov 18, 2012


Malachite_Dragon posted:

JJJ: allergic to the truth. Just like real life reporters.

Agreed. In 2018, there is no better comparison than "reporters" for a borderline-elderly white man who constantly spews lies while manipulating the media to spread untruths to gullible believers.

ZeroCount
Aug 12, 2013



man I never noticed how much that lady in the background is clearly judging them

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Oh she is totally into it :heysexy:

VictorianQueerLit
Aug 25, 2017

Why does JJJ seem to think photographers would magically appear if there was something worth photographing in the boat? He is acting like nobody is there because there is nothing worth taking photos of.

I think he has lost it after dealing with Peter's "Uhhh I just happened to be there" excuses for why he has such great photos for the last 50 years.

Even if everyone had stayed a boatload of guys that are naked or dressed in weird costumes and riding high on experimental drugs isn't exactly a newsworthy event in Miami.

VictorianQueerLit fucked around with this message at 06:38 on May 8, 2018

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


VictorianQueerLit posted:

Why does JJJ seem to think photographers would magically appear if there was something worth photographing in the boat? He is acting like nobody is there because there is nothing worth taking photos of.

I think he has lost it after dealing with Peter's "Uhhh I just happened to be there" excuses for why he has such great photos for the last 50 years.
Expecting unreasonable things and then complaining when they don't happen is just what Jonah does. :shrug:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


I want pictures! Pictures of my every noteworthy action!

That's the spirit, Jonah, you'll catch up with kids and their crazy social media yet.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013


The hero we need and deserve.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



my murderous buddies!

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



being left to die and called a liar are things jjj has come to expect from everyone

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I keep asking people where the Liar's Club meets and they keep telling me different locations :(

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
Yeah well the jerk club called and they're running out of you!!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Push El Burrito posted:

I keep asking people where the Liar's Club meets and they keep telling me different locations :(

Weird, they always tell me exactly where it is, and we all hang out and have a great time and then my dad comes by and tells me he is sorry he abandoned me as a baby and I am a better person than he could ever be :cry:

Bruceski
Aug 21, 2007

The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

We just sit around strumming. Oh wait that's Lyres Club.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Jerusalem posted:

and then my dad comes by and tells me he is sorry he abandoned me as a baby and I am a better person than he could ever be :cry:

so I take it he's the best liar there?

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
dang, those guys look incredibly sinister in the last panel. i want to know more about mj's miraculous escape from the swamp murderers.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



In some wacky way I guess I win. - MJ

Cabbit
Jul 19, 2001

Is that everything you have?

Synthbuttrange posted:



In some wacky way I guess I win. - MJ

The MSJ posted:

Brotherhood of the Expanding Pants

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



In some wacky way I guess I win. - MJ

Unsurprisingly, Conner is of course a complete philistine.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Yes, Dr. Connors... let's go to your remote, solitary lab, dressed only in torn pants, and... experiment.

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

MJ adjusting her hair. Two shirtless men exit the room.

Freud says there is nothing to see here folks.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

davidspackage posted:

Yes, Dr. Connors... let's go to your remote, solitary lab, dressed only in torn pants, and... experiment.

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻



In Moonlight Science Boys Look Green?

ManlyGrunting
May 29, 2014

Samovar posted:

In Moonlight Science Boys Look Green?

:eyepop:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Newspaper Spider-Man is courting the Japanese female teenager market I see.

ZepiaEltnamOberon
Oct 25, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
They may look green to one another, but I assure you, one of them only sees red.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
MJ beefing up her neck after seeing what happened to Gwen.

Stahlgeist
Nov 19, 2009

Push El Burrito posted:

MJ beefing up her neck after seeing what happened to Gwen.

Oh, snap!

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
their "test tubes"

The Question IRL
Jun 8, 2013

Only two contestants left! Here is Doom's chance for revenge...

MJ is talking about how much she misses their test tubes and how lonely she is.


Next issue: Sabertooth!

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Samuringa posted:

their "test tubes"

Well they're long thin and tapered so they're sort of like test tubes?

David D. Davidson
Nov 17, 2012

Orca lady?

Exactly!

Cat Mattress
Jul 14, 2012

by Cyrano4747
She's looking forward to get serviced in her hotel room.

Otherkinsey Scale
Jul 17, 2012

Just a little bit of sunshine!
"The hobo superhero made friends with the guy we found tearing apart his own boarded-up home, JJJ's out with the people who left him for dead in a swamp, and then there's Peter. How can I possibly compare to this surfeit of pure class."

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Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:




It's amazing how chummy they are now after the whole "we let you to die" thing.

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