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BioEnchanted posted:What? Probably untreated mental illness combined with ESL and from them mentioning a random US code and how to get around copyright (I think?) probably some SovCit tendencies.
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Jurgan posted:“You should see the dental plan.” All of the videos uploaded on this person's channel are clips from the Walt Disney animated televisions series Gargoyles, plus one Chef Boyardee commercial. Who is this person? e: wait, also also one music video for the song Madmen from the Planet Sex by The Gargoyles Comptroll The Forums has a new favorite as of 21:59 on May 5, 2018 |
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If the spot is so close to a driveway that a truck parked there is blocking it it's probably too close to the driveway for anyone to park there legally.
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I can believe that someone was that petty, so it’s possible.
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burial posted:I can believe that someone was that petty, so it’s possible. The kind of person who writes a post like that is certainly petty enough to fantasize about it.
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Huh. I just remind my 5 year old to say thank-you when she forgets and hope the repetition makes an impact. Guess I’m a poo poo father after all.
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May 11, 2018 07:22
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Should be illegal tell your children that they'd be lucky to work at DQ.
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The General posted:Should be illegal tell your children that they'd be lucky to work at DQ. Yeah that seemed a lot meaner than throwing away their lovely icecream.
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3rd January, 1970
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I can spell and type in full sentences and am unable to enable the wifi on an iPhone.
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Gloomy Rube posted:3rd January, 1970 system clocks default to 1970-01-01 without any other input, yes
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“I stared creepily into space for 10 seconds straight before stealing children’s ice cream because they weren’t sufficiently grateful. Clearly I’m the only sane person here.”
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I worked at DQ in high school and I can tell you that employee did not give any shits whatsoever. You get numb to bratty kids very quickly.
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Fb comments section is easy mode but some are seriously ridiculous,quote:Back in the mid 70’s back home from serving with the 82nd Airborne during the Vietnam War - I took a job with a Fast Food Franchise called HARDEES here in North Carolina -
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i mean if your young children have lovely manners whose fault is that really
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St Evan Echoes posted:i mean if your young children have lovely manners whose fault is that really Can't be hers. Every time they ask for or receive something she says, "What do you say?" then stares blankly into the distance while the first 10 seconds of "The Sound of Silence" plays, and then takes away their stuff.
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"My infant child just said *sophisticated adult opinion*" has moved from STDH cliche to common joke format at this point, and to me at least this seems like a pretty obvious joke.
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My son published papers in peer reviewed journals about marxism by the time he was 6 weeks old, that guy's son must be some kind of moron.
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My eighteen month old son just asked me "daddy, why do people create fictional children that then immediately espouse the author's own political views, as if the concept of an argument coming from a non-fully developed human being that requires near-constant attention to simply not end up dead renders that argument more credible instead of highlighting its ridiculous simplicity and childishness?" I punched him in the face for his horrible run-on sentence, then I called an exorcist because he's clearly possessed. Will post again when the priests start singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
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yeah I eat rear end posted:My son published papers in peer reviewed journals about marxism by the time he was 6 weeks old, that guy's son must be some kind of moron. Pfft, amateur. My kid was teaching political science when she was a fetus.
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 He's specifically mocking Tweets from dumbasses who make up political stdh punditry from little kids.
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AlbieQuirky posted:
I will hang my head in shame. Because I was obviously not thinking critically when I posted that. 
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Quid posted:Fb comments section is easy mode but some are seriously ridiculous, The 82d vet getting a job at Hardee's and becoming manager probably did happen. Anything after that- stdh. Source: 82d Vet.
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An earnest attempt at punctuation from a man who has never heard of a period
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Who uses the term "youngster" and what young person uses the term "old sport?"
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Probably someone who just watched The Great Gatsby.
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Kids like saying goofy old timey stuff they hear on TV. Best to let them get it out of their system now, before they turn 20 and start wearing a fedora.
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get that OUT of my face posted:Who uses the term "youngster" and what young person uses the term "old sport?" https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1343092/
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Way too long to quote the whole thing...quote:I am a reformed criminal. I can’t excuse my old life but in many ways I feel I have made amends. I joined the US Military later than most people. I was 26 at the time.
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e: Turns out that the Asian Boyz are a real street gang, shows what I know
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Pththya-lyi posted:e: Turns out that the Asian Boyz are a real street gang, shows what I know Still, you'd think he'd know to spell their name properly if he hung out with them so much.
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here is some stdh.txt that i wrote. i would like to share it with you. my girlfriend finally realized that we are intellectual equals, even though she has a masters degree in genetics and i work in a strip mall for minimum wage repairing computers. it was all because i proved to her that even though neither of us were credentialled in sociology, i technically knew more because i took a few college credits of a semi-related class and she did not. it was at [state university located in southern california.] thank you for sharing this moment with me! e: omg thanks to your overwhelming response we are getting married! e2: thank you for helping pay for the wedding at patreon.com/USCMarriedCouple
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