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Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


I think that stems from an old football superstition where the QB wouldn't have sex the day before because it would gently caress up his testosterone levels or something.

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Constipated
Nov 25, 2009

Gotta make that money man its still the same now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jcb7PmxF6PI

Fartbox
Apr 27, 2017
What's happening? Dri fu an only two? what is this?
Is this an avatar? I don't know rm dunk

Today I learned that "pro gamers" take PWO to enhance their energy and focus

Vargatron
Apr 19, 2008

MRAZZLE DAZZLE


Adderall is a legit abused PED in eSports.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Always remember to stretch your finger muscles before gaming.

turd in my singlet
Jul 5, 2008

DO ALL DA WORK

WIT YA NECK

*heavy metal music playing*
Nap Ghost

Vargatron posted:

Adderall is a legit abused PED in eSports.

Aren't there a bunch of megastoners in pro gaming that swear by being high as poo poo all the time? I don't pay any attention to e-sports but I've definitely heard that from my gamer friends.

hemale in pain
Jun 5, 2010




Khorne posted:

No. You get gains for a decent period after, and a few hours after you jerk off your test level actually spikes up to higher than normal.

Like many other things, the real answer is "it doesn't matter".

maybe this is why if i jerk off before working out i do better??

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Vargatron posted:

Adderall is a legit abused PED in eSports.

and real sports

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.


And by writers, apparently

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather

Killing Loaf posted:

Aren't there a bunch of megastoners in pro gaming that swear by being high as poo poo all the time? I don't pay any attention to e-sports but I've definitely heard that from my gamer friends.

there’s a top 100 smash bros melee player in my city who reeks of weed at every local tournament

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Fartbox posted:

Today I learned that "pro gamers" take PWO to enhance their energy and focus

Christ, I think if I took my preworkout and didn't actually exercise I'd be a jittery mess for hours.

I do kind of miss that beta-alanine itch from when I was getting acclimated though

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Fartbox posted:

Today I learned that "pro gamers" take PWO to enhance their energy and focus

booze is a PED in marksmanship competitions

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
I could edit two posts ago but I'm totally going to bump because I just found out that my PWO was discontinued a month and a half ago - the last time I bought it in bulk was a few months ago and I went looking to buy it today, so I had no idea. Apparently the manufacturer wants to replace/already replaced it with something else. I wouldn't mind going with Primeval again because I liked Adrenal Rush but I'm always willing to branch out.

Any suggestions?

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost

hemale in pain posted:

maybe this is why if i jerk off before working out i do better??

that doesn't seem right as every time you ejaculate you lose some of the finite lifeforce stored in your body. i'm a scientist, so i know this to be true

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I quit taking preworkouts because the week after I ran out, I felt weak as heck, but I think it was psychological.

Or maybe not, but I did lift less for a while, and felt awful working out.

Edit: same with Creatine, 2 weeks after I stopped taking it, muscles deflated noticeably.

It’s just like, after a while I feel like I’m just pissing money away

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
we are all pissing everything away

for death is certain

ham_sanitizer
Jul 12, 2014

professional swine bather
i stopped taking preworkout (prosupps mr hyde) because it made me insanely horny

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

I'm the guy literally screaming while doing single arm curls on the seated row

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

The only preworkout I'll use now is the Furious Pete ones. Because they don't make me feel like my eyes are bulging out my skull like C4/Other poo poo did. And the Yummy Gummy 'Gasms flavour is actually really good.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
i like yummy cummies too

UnfurledSails
Sep 1, 2011

What is the most humbling DOMS? I say adductors. Turns out all that squatting means jack poo poo after two sets of closing your legs and the next day you can't walk like it was your first ever workout

Bacontotem
May 27, 2010



UnfurledSails posted:

What is the most humbling DOMS? I say adductors. Turns out all that squatting means jack poo poo after two sets of closing your legs and the next day you can't walk like it was your first ever workout

lower glutes. everything hurt

Went today after being bad and not going all week . Still making babby gains per workout but hit a failure on my left leg on my final squat set.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

TenementFunster posted:

it was quite possibly the best and most quotable self-own in the history of online:

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

I quit taking preworkouts because the week after I ran out, I felt weak as heck, but I think it was psychological.

Or maybe not, but I did lift less for a while, and felt awful working out.

Edit: same with Creatine, 2 weeks after I stopped taking it, muscles deflated noticeably.

It’s just like, after a while I feel like I’m just pissing money away

Dont stop taking creatine

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Yeah I just eat a spoonful of creatine every day. Don't believe in loading or cycling. Also I hope you gyes know what creatine actually does, it has to do with cellural energy metabolism look it up.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
creatine is loving cheap and has no downsides basically

i just drink a coffee for pre-workout

LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
i drink pure concentrated chlorophyll to gain the essence of mother gaia

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

MikeCrotch posted:

creatine is loving cheap and has no downsides basically

i just drink a coffee for pre-workout

I read it might speed up your baldness though

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I already shave my head so bring it on :agesilaus:

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
The reason you think stopping creatine deflated your muscles is because it makes you retain water

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Ive started daily creatine abt 2 months ago and i get a loving huge pump from even the smallest workout. Did strongman training yesterday which wasnt even really hypertrophy at all and i was swole af.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Creatine makes u bald and makes u bloated as gently caress and is only worth it if you're pushing strenght

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I like being bloated as gently caress, it means I got no water weight to lose. So when I am stronger and the belt starts to need new holes but I still weigh 225ish I know that is all muscle baby, I am doing recomp, and strenght yea been thinking about getting a 48 kg kettlebell.

doverhog fucked around with this message at 09:06 on May 13, 2018

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
I like creatine and there is no downside to it (if you are going bald because of it you would go bald anyway sooner or later). Also saying it's only for strength oriented goals is a bit short sighted. Any activity that uses your muscles will benefit from creatine

Also doverhog, some day I will buy you a drat kettlebell avatar. I don't think I have ever seen a post of yours without mentioning kettlebells.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I like to be on brand, but I do post a fair bit of other stuff too. You should post what you think. :11tea: And I do most of my working out with a 40 KG KB so it sort flows naturally from that.

doverhog fucked around with this message at 09:51 on May 13, 2018

Drunk Driver Dad
Feb 18, 2005

Zzulu posted:

Creatine makes u bald and makes u bloated as gently caress and is only worth it if you're pushing strenght

I'm pretty sure it doesn't bloat you. All the water retention it causes is inside the muscle itself.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Since i started taking creatinr my dick has grown 4 inches

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Sludge Tank posted:

Since i started taking creatinr my dick has grown 4 inches

That's an erection buddy

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Sludge Tank posted:

Since i started taking creatinr my dick has grown 4 inches

So a full 5 incher now? :captainpop:

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Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
4 1/2 :getin:

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