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naem: May 29, 2011

# ? May 12, 2018 23:11

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# ? May 29, 2024 22:11

hard counter: Jan 2, 2015

# ? May 12, 2018 23:13

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? May 12, 2018 23:30

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

hard counter posted:

World's best grandma

# ? May 12, 2018 23:40

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

naem posted:

Proof that all white devils look alike throughout history

# ? May 12, 2018 23:42

Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

Say Nothing posted:

extremely fuckin cursed

# ? May 12, 2018 23:43

Comfy Fleece Sweater: Apr 2, 2013; You see, but you do not observe.

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Eventually someone's going to come up with some sort of heartbeat/brainwave sensor implant, and when it detects you're dead it sends a signal to your computer to delete your browser history.

Then it'll become more complex and you can set all sorts of conditions.

onDEATH
do DELETEBROWSERHISTORY 1
do DELETEFOLDERMARKEDPICSOF"KITTENS" 1
do ACTIVATEXPLOSIVECHARGESUNDERPIZZASEXDUNGEON 1
do DEPLOYMERCTEAMTOTAKECAREOF"THEM" 1
do SEALTRUMPWIGVAULT

That�s a dead mans switch and they�ve been around forever (if you don�t login in x days, start executing scripts), but it�s not a bad idea to plug one into an Apple Watch heart rate sensor or some such and make it execute when it doesn�t detect your heart rate for x months, not a bad side project

# ? May 13, 2018 00:04

Sponge Baathist: Jan 30, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

naem posted:

# ? May 13, 2018 00:11

Duke Pukem: Oct 23, 2010; Three cheers for dark beer!

hard counter posted:

I hear her beer pong game is on point as well

# ? May 13, 2018 02:56

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Say Nothing posted:

This is cursed af

# ? May 13, 2018 03:23

super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

# ? May 13, 2018 04:07

Mr. Apollo: Nov 8, 2000

# ? May 13, 2018 04:08

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Slow Heavy Metal Music Playing is a really fantastic source for blessed images.

# ? May 13, 2018 04:15

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

# ? May 13, 2018 04:19

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Spinster posted:

Pffffft.

Some chick at the office called me Jon Snow.

Never watched the show up until then. He's a good looking fella. Better than the comparison I deserve.

Or maybe she meant something else.

# ? May 13, 2018 04:23

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Salty Josh posted:

Some chick at the office called me Jon Snow.

Never watched the show up until then. He's a good looking fella. Better than the comparison I deserve.

Or maybe she meant something else.

Did she ask you for "a lord's kiss?"

# ? May 13, 2018 04:37

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

Solice Kirsk posted:

Did she ask you for "a lord's kiss?"

Nah, she didn't.

Lol, I didn't even know what one of those was.

# ? May 13, 2018 04:40

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Salty Josh posted:

Nah, she didn't.

Lol, I didn't even know what one of those was.

she was calling you a bastard.

# ? May 13, 2018 04:46

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

uber_stoat posted:

she was calling you a bastard.

What a fookin coont.

# ? May 13, 2018 04:47

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

From the bad rear end pics thread:

Azhais posted:

Highly blessed.

# ? May 13, 2018 05:03

Salty Josh: Jul 13, 2016; Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.; Nap Ghost

ultrafilter posted:

From the bad rear end pics thread:

Highly blessed.

That's the kitten that grew up into the cat on Courage the Cowardly Dog.

# ? May 13, 2018 05:08

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

# ? May 13, 2018 05:28

Chieves: Sep 20, 2010

Salty Josh posted:

Nah, she didn't.

Lol, I didn't even know what one of those was.

Are you short?

# ? May 13, 2018 06:02

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Mr. Apollo posted:

Looks too much like a clown to be intimidating

# ? May 13, 2018 06:09

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Milo and POTUS posted:

Looks too much like a clown to be intimidating

that's corpse paint mofo.

# ? May 13, 2018 06:27

Ellie Crabcakes: Feb 1, 2008; Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

The difference between clown paint and corpse paint is that sometimes a clown deserves to be taken seriously.

# ? May 13, 2018 06:37

redm: Feb 20, 2016; Sugartime Jones

what kind of paint is it if you use it on the corpse of a clown

# ? May 13, 2018 06:51

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

redm posted:

what kind of paint is it if you use it on the corpse of a clown

Personally I use jizz

# ? May 13, 2018 07:23

Shoehead: Sep 28, 2005; Wassup, Choom?
Ya need sumthin'?

Salty Josh posted:

Some chick at the office called me Jon Snow.

Never watched the show up until then. He's a good looking fella. Better than the comparison I deserve.

Or maybe she meant something else.

Jon Snow knows nothing.

# ? May 13, 2018 08:35