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Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Chokes McGee posted:

it better involve mike pence loving a horse buddy or you can turn right back around and leave

this is the group for if *checks notes* mike pence hosed a horse


well this is embarassing

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Flavius Belisarius posted:


well this is embarassing

mike pence is loud and proud about his equine lust

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

the vice president

his butt and his gut, always

filled up with horse nutt

:hai:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Flavius Belisarius posted:

this is the group for if *checks notes* mike pence hosed a horse


well this is embarassing

no, sorry, this is the group for mike pence definitely hosed a horse, the if mike pence hosed a horse group has been cancelled, because mike pence hosed a horse

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

he

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

hosed

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014


a

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:


:horse:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Al! posted:

no, sorry, this is the group for mike pence definitely hosed a horse, the if mike pence hosed a horse group has been cancelled, because mike pence hosed a horse

oh thank god *wipes horse jizz off brow*

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

mike pence sticks his rear end straight up in the air and prolapses as hard as he can. the result?


Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
Saw some news about Red Dead, then remembered that Pence likes to be filled with horse jizzum.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
hey you kids, quit HORSING around!

HUGE PUBES A PLUS
Apr 30, 2005

bustin makes me feel good

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

The Nastier Nate posted:

hey you kids, quit HORSING around!

neigh u

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

HUGE PUBES A PLUS posted:

bustin makes me feel good

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
It’s almost mother’s day

Pence calls his beard mother but we all know what he is doing

He is

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I, m thinkin bout those ponies

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011


Happy anniversary!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Pence, when the horsecock penetrated

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Pence, when the horsecock penetrated

The stallion, feeling fully drained

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Pence, his anus wide

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Pence and Pinyan at the Stud Farm

Crunchy Black
Oct 24, 2017

by Athanatos
I've just remembered that our Vice President of these United States of America, Michael Pence, enjoys engaging in intercourse with horses

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Hooray hooray
The Twelfth of May
And the tweet of an Equestrian THOT

As a matter of course
That Mike Pence hosed a horse
Should never be forgot

Xand_Man has issued a correction as of 15:05 on May 13, 2018

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Xand_Man posted:

Hooray hooray
The Twelfth of May
And the tweet of an Equestrian THOT

As a matter of course
That Mike Pence hosed a horse
Should never be forgot

sleeptalker
Feb 17, 2011

Xand_Man posted:

Hooray hooray
The Twelfth of May
And the tweet of an Equestrian THOT

As a matter of course
That Mike Pence hosed a horse
Should never be forgot

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Xand_Man posted:

Hooray hooray
The Twelfth of May
And the tweet of an Equestrian THOT

As a matter of course
That Mike Pence hosed a horse
Should never be forgot

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Xand_Man posted:

Hooray hooray
The Twelfth of May
And the tweet of an Equestrian THOT

As a matter of course
That Mike Pence hosed a horse
Should never be forgot

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

mike pence celebrates mother's day by having his own momma strap on a horse dildo and go to town on her boy

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

Feranon posted:

mike pence celebrates mother's day by having his own momma strap on a horse dildo and go to town on her boy

a disgusting post. mike pence would never let anything in his rear end other then the finest horse cocks

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


he (mike pence, horsefucking vice president of these united state's) calls his wife "mother" because on this day alone he will engage in coitus with a non-equine being, albeit only after a herd of stallions runs a train on his prolapsed anus

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

an actual dog posted:

a disgusting post. mike pence would never let anything in his rear end other then the finest horse cocks

look we all have to make a sacrifice from time to time

the vice president is proud to honor his mother once a year by letting her be the stallion

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

trailer full of horses just drove by and by gawd i remembered

actually thought it was the vice presidential motorcade at first but there weren't any cop cars or american flags

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

wherever there's a horse cock mike pence is there in spirit

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
found pence's secret hideout

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.
I saw an album from Band of Horses in the record store today, and I remembered.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
mike pence is kissing horses ingratiating horses and is in bed with a horse succubus, surrounded by horse cocks charging into a horse's stable with horse semen and slop and blood on him especially up to his ankles

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Top City Homo posted:

mike pence is kissing horses ingratiating horses and is in bed with a horse succubus, surrounded by horse cocks charging into a horse's stable with horse semen and slop and blood on him especially up to his ankles

look bud the vice president is a man of god, he's not summoning up any horse demons, even if he does find them incredibly tempting. also in his case it would be incubi not succubi, learn your poo poo

when mike pence craves a supernatural horse experience he has the archangel gabriel loan him the pale horse

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
found mike pence's favorite song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4eHo4aYOt6M

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

:wrong:

its this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWFBqiUgspg

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