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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Pick I feel like we need more information. Why do these poop chuters nor gird their loins? i got a loin you can gird with your poop chute right here, jack
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# ? May 13, 2018 08:19 |
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There is nothing more to explain. I have explained it all.
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# ? May 13, 2018 22:37 |
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*posts elaborate butt tube drawings* "why doesn't anyone want to emotionally connect with me?"
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# ? May 13, 2018 22:41 |
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I'm going to jerk it very hard to the fanfiction of this thread I'm planning to write later
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# ? May 13, 2018 22:50 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:*posts elaborate butt tube drawings* I have a fetish for introducing new, weird fetishes to the internet and seeing which ones can become cemented in the public psyche. I didn't think rectal tubes had the chops to make the cut, but it was doable.
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# ? May 13, 2018 23:05 |
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Pick posted:I have a fetish for introducing new, weird fetishes to the internet and seeing which ones can become cemented in the public psyche. I didn't think rectal tubes had the chops to make the cut, but it was doable. Pick, that will never work. The internet can tell when you're just trying to be "weird" on purpose, and when the fetish comes from the heart. It's obvious. A single pebble can ripple through the whole pond, but you must really believe and masturbate to the pebble.
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# ? May 13, 2018 23:10 |
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:Pick, that will never work. The internet can tell when you're just trying to be "weird" on purpose, and when the fetish comes from the heart. It's obvious. That's why rectal tubes went to the discard pile.
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# ? May 13, 2018 23:16 |
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Pick posted:That's why rectal tubes went to the discard pile. That's one hell of an eating disorder.
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# ? May 13, 2018 23:47 |
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# ? May 13, 2018 23:58 |
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Made some titties with mario paint and cranked one out when I was a kid.
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# ? May 14, 2018 00:31 |
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Pick posted:That's why rectal tubes went to the discard pile. Is the rectal tube fully prehensile? Like, could I use it to wave at onlookers?
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# ? May 14, 2018 00:38 |
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Big Beef City posted:Is the rectal tube fully prehensile? Like, could I use it to wave at onlookers? no. the muscles of the pooper are weak. you can do some soft wagging, at most
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# ? May 14, 2018 00:39 |
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If I can't wrap my poo poo slinger around my waist and then unfurl it to grab like, my beer from the counter, then you might as well cut that fucker off because its JUST IN MY WAY!
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# ? May 14, 2018 00:40 |
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Pick posted:no. the muscles of the pooper are weak. you can do some soft wagging, at most This is extremely problematic.
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# ? May 14, 2018 00:41 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:If I can't wrap my poo poo slinger around my waist and then unfurl it to grab like, my beer from the counter, then you might as well cut that fucker off because its JUST IN MY WAY! Well that's the point. As noted, it is essentially a second foreskin with poop coming out, and something's gotta bris
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# ? May 14, 2018 00:44 |
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I was going to say "I used to crank it to the women on Jerry Springer when I was 13 or so", but that just seems incredibly boring now.
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# ? May 14, 2018 01:43 |
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i hope i never date a guy with a weird uncut anteater pooptube.
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# ? May 14, 2018 01:48 |
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Well, why?
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# ? May 14, 2018 02:22 |
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if dudes already don't wash the front one thoroughly, they definitely won't clean the back one
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# ? May 14, 2018 02:27 |
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That poop tube needs to absorb Androids 17 & 18 before it is at full power.
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# ? May 14, 2018 02:29 |
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Charles Bukowski posted:If I can't wrap my poo poo slinger around my waist and then unfurl it to grab like, my beer from the counter, then you might as well cut that fucker off because its JUST IN MY WAY! You could however spin around really fast and fling poop as you dizzy yourself
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# ? May 14, 2018 15:02 |
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Pick posted:something's gotta bris
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# ? May 14, 2018 15:05 |
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If I ever change my username ...
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# ? May 14, 2018 21:15 |
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Is this thread ready to return to benign mental illness yet? Because I want to talk about the Game Over scene from Banjo-Kazooie on the N64. I was 11 when it came out, and there was no incentive to win that game at the time. Hot, polygonal Gruntilda with the altered moaning sound clips over the text was its own victory.
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# ? May 15, 2018 03:55 |
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Pick posted:We have to begin in history with a simple question: Why do cats poop in secret ways? i read this
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# ? May 15, 2018 04:06 |
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lol
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# ? May 15, 2018 04:07 |
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I was like 6 years old. Probably the weirdest part is that I didn't end up getting into kinky BDSM poo poo: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bFVISvIslYI
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# ? May 15, 2018 04:19 |
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Ollu posted:Is this thread ready to return to benign mental illness yet? Because I want to talk about the Game Over scene from Banjo-Kazooie on the N64. yeah she was a wilf
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