Dagen H posted:Like a animal He's going through the four stages of Loss.
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Blackchamber posted:Naw man, hes training for the world championships of giving bjs. I feel like someone should tell you; You give terrible bjs.
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May 14, 2018 18:30
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Blackchamber posted:Naw man, hes training for the world championships of giving bjs. How do you measure a win in Olympic level competition ? Speed, quantity, or a panel of judges?
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May 14, 2018 18:37
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Not Operator posted:How do you measure a win in Olympic level competition ? Speed, quantity, or a panel of judges? Knockoneout
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May 14, 2018 18:57
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Not Operator posted:How do you measure a win in Olympic level competition ? Speed, quantity, or a panel of judges? Probably like Olympic moguls, combination of speed and skill.
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May 14, 2018 19:03
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Not Operator posted:How do you measure a win in Olympic level competition ? Speed, quantity, or a panel of judges? BlowJobJutsu duel where your crystal gets charged with each victory.
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May 14, 2018 19:12
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SiKboy posted:I feel like someone should tell you; You give terrible bjs. Well obviously hes training a lot harder and more exaggerated than he performs in competition. Not Operator posted:How do you measure a win in Olympic level competition ? Speed, quantity, or a panel of judges? For a panel of judges you have to have speed to deal with the quantity.
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May 14, 2018 19:22
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Not Operator posted:How do you measure a win in Olympic level competition ? Speed, quantity, or a panel of judges? There was a Japanese gameshow where a gay man had one hour to make a straight male porn star cum via oral sex. I don't know if this information helps, but it's been stuck in my head for years.
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May 14, 2018 19:30
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maybe  https://gfycat.com/GrouchyUntimelyJapanesebeetle
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May 14, 2018 19:35
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Sunswipe posted:There was a Japanese gameshow where a gay man had one hour to make a straight male porn star cum via oral sex. I don't know if this information helps, but it's been stuck in my head for years. there's an obvious question here that you should probably have anticipated in your original post
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May 14, 2018 19:46
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hahaha https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a09_1380288531 or if you dont want to watch that, the winner was - - - the gay guy - - -
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May 14, 2018 19:53
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That's the one. And I apologise for the inaccuracy in my post, the contest was actually over 40 minutes, not an hour.
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May 14, 2018 19:54
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Scadenfreude thread motto holds strong: What did he think was going to happen?
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May 14, 2018 20:04
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Not Operator posted:Scadenfreude thread motto holds strong: What did he think was going to happen? He came, he saw, he conquered? 
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May 14, 2018 20:45
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May 14, 2018 21:05
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that's a good pupper
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May 14, 2018 21:21
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Video game man known for his hubris closes shop 1 month after attempting to chase latest trend. https://twitter.com/therealcliffyb/status/996092708971274245 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJ4v2LgVlEA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gm9cHagqb-4
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May 14, 2018 21:22
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C.M. Kruger posted:Video game man known for his hubris closes shop 1 month after attempting to chase latest trend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KYgpoH1WI-E
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May 14, 2018 22:00
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Game(designer)s are the worst
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May 14, 2018 22:02
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Sunswipe posted:There was a Japanese gameshow where a gay man had one hour to make a straight male porn star cum via oral sex. I don't know if this information helps, but it's been stuck in my head for years. That was porn. You watched gay porn.
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May 14, 2018 22:06
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Rogue 7 posted:That was porn. You watched gay porn. Are you saying those japanese gameshows where the the father molests his family trying to find his wife aren't real gameshows?
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May 14, 2018 22:14
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My favorite part about this is the guy who is like, “You know, it’s okay that we’re releasing this game into the same market as Overwatch because the two games are very different. For example, Overwatch has a colorful cast of memorable characters, whereas Lawbreakers has washed out colors and the characters all look exactly the same!”
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May 14, 2018 22:18
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Rogue 7 posted:That was porn. You watched gay porn. I knew they censored the genitals in Japanese porn, I didn't know they made the performers wear a box round their crotch.
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May 14, 2018 23:12
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Our baby shower barbeque at the springs for our first kid that we've been planning for months just got canceled because a tropical depression decided to form this week. Not last week. Not next week. THIS week.
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May 14, 2018 23:16
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Name the kid Stormy. Double topical
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May 14, 2018 23:18
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It's amazing how quickly Lawbreakers fell off. It had like some sort of open beta weekend where it got attention and that seemed to be it. I think the only reason people even cared was because a couple of Twitch streamers were playing it, and 1) I think some of them were running a promo (so paid to stream it) and 2) you could tell that none of them would be playing it in the future. And after that it just disappeared from the top 50 of most viewed games on Twitch in a finger snap. The real schadenfreude is that Cliffy used to work for Epic. Epic currently has the most popular battle royale-type game in Fortnite. So the dude spread his wings after working there for two decades and his adventure ended with him being spanked by his old employer. Mierenneuker has a new favorite as of 23:24 on May 14, 2018 |
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May 14, 2018 23:19
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To be fair they were forcing him to make like a dozen Gears of War sequels when he left.
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May 14, 2018 23:20
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Mu Zeta posted:To be fair they were forcing him to make like a dozen Gears of War sequels when he left. After they booted him they made the 2nd best Gears game (Judgement) though. 2 and 3 were bland shitheaps with miscalculated attempts at emotional depth sprinkled in amongst the stupid male posturing Cliffy finds necessary in all his male protagonists. I'm not even mad all his games have lovely one-dimensional afterthought female characters because the men aren't much better.
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Our baby shower barbeque at the springs for our first kid that we've been planning for months just got canceled because a tropical depression decided to form this week. Sorry about weather.
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May 15, 2018 00:38
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Bip Roberts posted:Sorry about weather. Um excuse me this is the scootyfruit thread you're supposed to laugh at me
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May 15, 2018 00:55
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Our baby shower barbeque at the springs for our first kid that we've been planning for months just got canceled because a tropical depression decided to form this week. loving owned 
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May 15, 2018 01:18
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Um excuse me this is the scootyfruit thread you're supposed to laugh at me Ha ha, you've got to spend at minimum 18 years pouring cash into a being that might hate you for your efforts anyway and rebel against everything you've ever known and loved! *points*
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May 15, 2018 01:28
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Our baby shower barbeque at the springs for our first kid that we've been planning for months just got canceled because a tropical depression decided to form this week. Should have scheduled an abortion
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May 15, 2018 01:46
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Um excuse me this is the scootyfruit thread you're supposed to laugh at me lol soon you're never going to sleep through the night again
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May 15, 2018 02:12
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For a second I thought he was testing out some kind of automated barber machine and it had horribly malfunctioned 
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May 15, 2018 02:37
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Um excuse me this is the scootyfruit thread you're supposed to laugh at me I get to film in it on Wednesday! A mile down the trail in the Seminole State Forest! On the plus side, we may go to Ravenous Pig afterward depending on how exhausted and filthy we are.
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May 15, 2018 02:43
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C.M. Kruger posted:Video game man known for his hubris closes shop 1 month after attempting to chase latest trend. Some of his staff found out from that tweet https://twitter.com/ron_lajoie/status/996093337672273920
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May 15, 2018 02:48
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U-DO Burger posted:lol soon you're never going to sleep through the night again Man, what an original joke I've never heard before!
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Man, what an original joke I've never heard before! My son started sleeping through the night around 4 months, so maybe you'll be lucky too. 
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