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Solice Kirsk posted:Yeah, it wasn't nearly as trainwrecky as I was hoping. It was basically just what 17 year olds did on AOL back in '97. yeah except one of the people involved was 50~
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And all the more wonderful for it.
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May 15, 2018 12:26
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Is this a current thread? Is there a link?
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May 15, 2018 12:55
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Stickied top of gbs. E: oh, it was. Rip.
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May 15, 2018 13:00
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I think it was goldmined.
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May 15, 2018 13:14
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Solice Kirsk posted:I think it was goldmined. It's just been pushed to the fourth page. Should be goldmined, though.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:It's just been pushed to the fourth page. Should be goldmined, though. I clicked that link and started down that rat hole but thankfully stopped myself. I'm getting too old for this poo poo.
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Foul Ole Ron posted:I clicked that link and started down that rat hole but thankfully stopped myself. I'm getting too old for this poo poo. It's fun! You can just click the "?" under Spinster's username if you don't want to deal with the boring GBS crew responses.
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Elfgames posted:yeah except one of the people involved was 50~ I mean if a 50 year old wants to gently caress (or sext whatever) more power to them tbh
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mandatory lesbian posted:I mean if a 50 year old wants to gently caress (or sext whatever) more power to them tbh Old people in fact do like to gently caress, there's a reason that retirement communities are hotbeds for STD transmission right now.
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I’ve been on the ICU too long because it took me a while to realize y’all think 50 is old
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Just lol at your boring prudish life if you haven't got your freak on with someone twice your age.
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Iron Crowned posted:Old people in fact do like to gently caress, there's a reason that retirement communities are hotbeds for STD transmission right now. my folks moved to a retirement village and my dad is the type who can't sit still so he got involved in neighborhood politics, so he ends up talking to everyone, so he knows everyone's old wrinkly drama. when i go visit them we go on a ride on the golf cart and my dad gives me the breakdown on who's loving who and who's fighting with who, it's a big geriatric soap opera
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boner confessor posted:my folks moved to a retirement village and my dad is the type who can't sit still so he got involved in neighborhood politics, so he ends up talking to everyone, so he knows everyone's old wrinkly drama. when i go visit them we go on a ride on the golf cart and my dad gives me the breakdown on who's loving who and who's fighting with who, it's a big geriatric soap opera i work at a retirement village, serving food in their dining room, and i hear the loving wildest poo poo sometimes there's this one guy who's still got most of his faculties, but whose wife is one of those little old ladies who just started... shrinking at some point (she looks sort of like Cotton Hill) and she can barely move on her own and has to drink out of a little sippy cup. he apparently gets her loving shitfaced drunk without her knowledge (by mixing whatever he usually puts in her sippy cup with whiskey or vodka) before every dinner service so he can go down to the dining room on his own and creep on all the single old ladies (a running theme with these stories is they also get... Pretty Dark) e: on a less dark note there's like 5 or 6 closeted lesbian couples there and they're all the absolute nicest goddamn people and are super terrified of the other residents finding them out... but they're not actually all that subtle about it because they're elderly, i'm pretty sure everyone knows, and i haven't once seen them catch hell for it WeedlordGoku69 has a new favorite as of 17:48 on May 15, 2018 |
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Like I wanna reiterate that at fifty years old, you’re still young enough for US senators to forget your constituency
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elise the great posted:Like I wanna reiterate that at fifty years old, you’re still young enough for US senators to forget your constituency ever since we ran off the pedophile Chicago cop there's, like... two sixtysomething goons that I know of? one in GBS and one in SAL
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DACK FAYDEN posted:ever since we ran off the pedophile Chicago cop there's, like... two sixtysomething goons that I know of? one in GBS and one in SAL Wait, what happened? I think I remember the Chicago cop thread, but the dude was a pedophile?
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Not a saga so much as an incredible thread- especially if you take joy in watching Abe get punched in the dick over and over. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3578905&userid=189090&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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mojo1701a posted:Wait, what happened? I think I remember the Chicago cop thread, but the dude was a pedophile? He did the whole "Actually, it's ephebophilia" and the science behind attraction to teens thing.
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mojo1701a posted:Wait, what happened? I think I remember the Chicago cop thread, but the dude was a pedophile? Someone got banned for posting weird pedo poo poo and he went all  about how it was ephebophilia and totally normal and 
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DACK FAYDEN posted:I am comfortable saying that my mental image of the age range of goons is very much younger than the average population There are goons in their 70s. One if them even posted a thread a few years back declaring himself the oldest goon at 76 while asking if there were older goons out there. I forget his user name.
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Here's the post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663270&pagenumber=108&perpage=40#post435397851 He unbanned himself but couldn't post anymore without that coming up obviously, so he eventually left. ToxicSlurpee posted:There are goons in their 70s. One if them even posted a thread a few years back declaring himself the oldest goon at 76 while asking if there were older goons out there. I forget his user name. Same guy I'm pretty sure.
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Aphrodite posted:Here's the post: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3663270&pagenumber=108&perpage=40#post435397851 Reasonably certain I'm thinking of a different guy but I could be wrong. Never saw that post before though.
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the escape goat posted:Not a saga so much as an incredible thread- especially if you take joy in watching Abe get punched in the dick over and over. My personal favorite: quote:abe's resumé [pronounced wrong]
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the escape goat posted:Not a saga so much as an incredible thread- especially if you take joy in watching Abe get punched in the dick over and over. I still sometimes say "fell in a terlet  "
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Zore posted:Someone got banned for posting weird pedo poo poo and he went all It was specifically related to ArcheAge drama. It's one of those MMOs goons set up a guild in. At some point EVE goons noticed that a guy they drove out for bragging about grooming a 14 year old icelandic girl online was playing in the goon ArcheAge guild. They told some admins and those admins did nothing because the guy was a great material farmer. After that, the information got out to the wider guild and led to a nuclear meltdown of drama. One of the admins that wasn't aware of it before logged on, went "WTF" and banned the pedophile, setting off a new round of pedo-defender tears. Kewpah made the ArcheAge thread an endorsed shitpost-zone for a while after that as a well-deserved punishment. Tokaii's whole QQ "ephebophilia" breakdown was because of the pedo ban. e- I just noticed that Aphrodite's post links to the ArcheAge thread where the drama was happening. I assumed it was the time after that where he cried about how tragically different the forums had become, which is another great thread so I'll link it here. Nuns with Guns has a new favorite as of 02:58 on May 16, 2018 |
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the hosed up thing was people who knew about the bfm poo poo when it happened kept trying to get others to shut up under the guise of "stop importing drama" full disclosure i always hated the gently caress out of bfm and asked mods when it came out in FruitNYogurtParfait has a new favorite as of 02:39 on May 16, 2018 |
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FruitNYogurtParfait posted:the hosed up thing was people who knew about the bfm poo poo when it happened kept trying to get others to shut up under the guise of "stop importing drama" Yeah, going back through that thread now and it's even more than I rememberKimsemus posted:
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puberty worked me over posted:He should have been gone earlier and there was systematic attempt to push the issue under the rug until a bunch of people brought it up in this thread. In fact people were yelled down in Mumble after bringing it up with goons falling over themselves to tell everyone nothing happened and to shut up about it. We were ordered to funnel Trade Packs to Bob just last night. Kimsemus posted:
sct posted:Kimsemus defending Bob earlier was my fault. I hadn't kept up with the thread at all yesterday. People used to bring up the "bob is a pedo" thing constantly in alpha but always in a joking matter. I never actually knew what happened in EVE in 2009. When people started messaging me in-game telling me "Bob is a pedo what the hell man!" I thought it was just them misunderstanding the joke. Clearly I was way off. Obstacle2 posted:You are a liar. sct posted:Literally everything I typed to you there was the only poo poo I had heard from people through alpha. Anyone in alpha will back me up on this. People joked about that poo poo constantly. And everything I typed to you was poo poo I heard from Bob himself. I was talking to him in mumble about it getting his side of the story as you were messaging me. Because you can always trust the pedophile talking to you in mumble, old "jokes" notwithstanding sct posted:I already admitted I tried sweeping it under the rug. He also never admitted to being her being underage. He told me he never dated her and he talked poo poo to her and she sent him pictures. He also told me she was 19. This is what he told me last night. This was all I knew and I had no idea the severity of the actual issue. Nuns with Guns has a new favorite as of 03:26 on May 16, 2018 |
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Much like the entertainment industry, there's not really any choice but to purge, purge, purge
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Mein Kampf Enthusiast posted:My personal favorite: Haha Christ, very good
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I was in Goonfleet for a while and always did wonder what happened to Bob From Marketing. Guess now I know! Doesn't matter what the age of consent is where she lives; grooming a 14 year old girl is not acceptable at all.
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You must be crazy if you think I’m kicking this guy out of my video game guild without a legally signed affidavit from the attorney general!
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Child pornography we can overlook, but not being a goon anymore? I might have to do something about that.
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Didn't he name his in-game boat after the child he groomed and emotionally blackmailed into sending pornographic pictures of herself to him?
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Sct and a few of his creepy loyal fans (like Mothra) were driven out and formed their own group very quickly after this horseshit came to light. It was pretty disturbing and the last big thing I did with goons with that kind of scale. gently caress bfm and gently caress sct and all his friends. Oh you missed the quote where someone defended bfm by saying that 'but he's really good at gathering wool!' There was so much loving drama in that game, oh my god. Thankfully all of it was so much tamer than 'hey one of the guild admins is a literal pedophile groomer piece of poo poo.' Like fishgate for example.
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I tried finding the thread with search, and it is basically impossible to find anything on this website; like, you might want strategy on how to deal with a Dark Souls boss and you type in words on how to overcome physical and mental resistances and how to apply elemental damage effectively and you end get 0 results in games, but hundreds of hits from the e/n On-line Dating thread and the Ask/Tell Sex Questions MEGATHREAD. I did find a re-make of the thread about the grooming mmo, though, and it looked like that drama may have been on-going for years and that some people siding with the groomer because they were really good at the video game has kept up that stance for literally years. The kind of absurdly stupid mini-communities that survives squirreled away in gaming guilds and w/e on this website blows my mind.
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Petition for thread namechange btw; PYF SA Sagas: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ages_of_consent_in_Europe
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I was in Goonfleet for a while and always did wonder what happened to Bob From Marketing. Guess now I know! That's also why no home grown porn is a rule on the GF forums, too! (BFM's ouster brought certain liabilities to light, regarding homemade porn. )
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