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Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Well, compared to Vietnam...

We occupied it nearly entirely, captured and killed most of Saddams' people and Saddam, manipulated their politics to include our style of government, decimated their military, rebuilt their military, left and promptly returned when their military called and said they missed us and this Isis guy is a huge douche.

We committed atrocities, but be won the poo poo out of that war.

The blowing poo poo up part? Oh yeah no doubt we won that part. We're GOAT at that part. Problem is we blew poo poo up and didn't leave much else behind. The fact we're still sending combat forces to Iraq fifteen years later says it all really.



shame on an IGA posted:

WTF

MO district attorney drops invasion of privacy case against gov. Eric Greitens, says she plans to refile but wants a special prosecutor appointed first.

http://www.kansascity.com/opinion/editorials/article211141514.html

IIRC, this is a formality that still leads to him getting charged and he's still got the other charges hanging over him. He's still hosed.

Handsome Ralph fucked around with this message at 04:22 on May 15, 2018

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psydude
Apr 1, 2008

We won the war part, but hosed up the Iraq part.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Can't lose a war if you don't have any objectives

Or

Its easy to win a war when your only objective is the enrichment of your friends and family

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

The Iron Rose posted:

What a dishonest, scummy headline. It's a no loving comment, not an admission of anything.

The headline does not say it's an admission of anything? :confused:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

What the ever loving gently caress.

McNally
Sep 13, 2007

Ask me about Proposition 305


Do you like muskets?

Eej posted:

The headline does not say it's an admission of anything? :confused:

It's still fairly misleading: It's not that the White House *can't* explain, it's more that they *won't* and that's a big distinction.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Handsome Ralph posted:

IIRC, this is a formality that still leads to him getting charged and he's still got the other charges hanging over him. He's still hosed.

Correct. Greitens was successfully able to get the prosecutor added as a witness to his case because of some claimed perjury by a private investigator. The charges are not dropped permanently, but the prosecutor herself cannot pursue the case as a result. Greitens is only kicking the can down the road. He is still being impeached and his party is still calling for his resignation.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
Jacob Wohl is a chud huckster that started a "hedge fund" in uh...Arizona? I think, scammed some people out of money, got his pecker whacked by the SEC, had his daddy step in to save him, and is now a thunk leader for the trumpsters.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


It's not a good sign for him when the GOP isn't willing to excuse the crimes of one of ARE TROOPS. He's hosed and he deserves it.

DAS Super!
Jul 26, 2007
You should probably pay more attention to your log.
/
:backtowork:

mods change my name posted:

Can't lose a war if you don't have any objectives

Or

Its easy to win a war when your only objective is the enrichment of your friends and family

I thought finding Saddam's WMDs wad the objective?

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
I for one am shocked SHOCKED that Iraq would elect someone staunchly anti-US.

Absolutely shocked.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If we have objectives then the terrorists will wait us out by working to prevent us from achieving them by working against them. If we don't know what they are then they won't either.

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Cribbing from another thread:

https://twitter.com/fcbeitar/status...23post484110567

https://twitter.com/ChemiShalev/sta...23post484110567

Football=Soccer in this instance, not that it matters.

I wonder when the first US church/congregation will add "Trump" to their name?

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
I'm glad that america exports its lovely politcal culture to the world

https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/996365712330543104?s=19

Immanentized
Mar 17, 2009
Mueller Terrifying, Book III: The Determining
https://www.wired.com/story/robert-mueller-vietnam/

joat mon
Oct 15, 2009

I am the master of my lamp;
I am the captain of my tub.

Torrannor posted:

Cribbing from another thread:

https://twitter.com/fcbeitar/status...23post484110567



I wonder when the first US church/congregation will add "Trump" to their name?

The "Trump" in Hebrew looks like "David" if you sqint at it just right. Since the two legs of premillennialist dispensationalism (why religious conservatives are gaga for Israel) are breathtakingly fanciful squinting and outdoing schizophrenics for making spurious connections, I wonder if someone will try to elevate Trump from Cyrus to King David.

DKD
Dec 25, 2011
Given that
-One of David's sons, Amnon, raped his half-sister Tamar,
-Another son, Absalom, then killed Amnon,
-Then rebelled against David, dying in the process, and then
-The son who actually survived to get the throne, Solomon, somehow got a reputation for sublime wisdom despite wasting so much money on palaces and stupid useless navies that his son instituted such a ruinous tax policy that he told his subjects that "my father scourged you with whips, but I will scourge you with scorpions,"

a Trump-David parallel would at least result in some interesting gossip.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
He was also known for loving around with a lot of women

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Area man and Obscure Sidekick asked by Police to leave Google Fiber office:

https://gizmodo.com/area-man-obscure-sidekick-asked-to-leave-google-fibers-1826028038

Its Alex Jones and his sidekick Milo

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If we survive this we need to stop returning Israel's calls.

Edit: I hope that doesn't count as employment. Milo doesn't have a job anymore and isn't a citizen, so it stands to reason that he should be getting deported.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


David was enamored with one of his officers wives, slept with her, then put the officer at the front of a charge in a later battle to be sure he got killed.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


DAS Super! posted:

I thought finding Saddam's WMDs wad the objective?

The chem stockpiles were found. A lot of them were buried then either destroyed by engineers and EOD or dug up by the insurgency and used with IEDs. There were a few news articles a year or so back about how guys were getting hosed on getting treated for nerve and cardio system damage that lines up with sarin, tabun and other poo poo Saddam had because some dickfuck at the Pentagon was being a shitter about admitting some of Saddam's poo poo that we made, sold, or supervised during Iran/Iraq was still out there.

CRUSTY MINGE posted:


We committed atrocities, but be won the poo poo out of that war.

I'd say you're half right. De-Ba'athification was a shitshow. Got everyone from the card carrying stormtrooper commanders to the county dog catcher. I know this because we had to shoot more than a few ferals and the roads really went to poo poo from 2003 to 2009.

I had a loving point and now I'm mad again and can't remember it.

Oh yeah, made the initial objectives fine but really failed on the follow through. Just the change in local attitude from invasion to say, Abu Ghraib.

And Saddam totally had WMDs. From the 80s. When we sold them. And those aluminum tubes were left over from his supergun, which was being built by a Canadian supervillian. Who Israel assassinated. And we still don't have a movie about.

Edit: goddamned shitfuck cunting cellphone autocorrecting my buttfucking lovely profanity.

Steezo fucked around with this message at 15:30 on May 15, 2018

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
lmao. Finding some oldass degraded shells is not the same as the supposed WMD manufacturing and distribution centers sold to the public and UN by Secretary Powell.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

That's like the cops going Ruby Ridge on a family and then discovering they had a single pot plant. See?! Violent drug traffickers!

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Powell himself now says he blames himself and there was no active or functional WMD program in Iraq.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


mlmp08 posted:

lmao. Finding some oldass degraded shells is not the same as the supposed WMD manufacturing and distribution centers sold to the public and UN by Secretary Powell.

Yeah I've always hated that talking point.

"CHECKMATE LIBERALS, WE DID INDEED FIND SADDAM HAD WMD STOCKPILES...*whispers*that were from the late 1980's at the latest, were degrading, and *cough* we didn't find evidence that they had resummed full scale production like we said they did...BUT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA, WON'T REPORT THEM FACTS, NO SIR."

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Richard Spencer got his site kicked from GoDaddy.

Among some of the stuff he said:
"US Should have Enslaved Haitians instead of providing Relief"
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/richard-spencer-u-s-military-should-have-enslaved-haitians-after-hurricane-instead-of-providing-relief/

Punch Nazis every day.

Handsome Ralph posted:

Yeah I've always hated that talking point.

"CHECKMATE LIBERALS, WE DID INDEED FIND SADDAM HAD WMD STOCKPILES...*whispers*that were from the late 1980's at the latest, were degrading, and *cough* we didn't find evidence that they had resummed full scale production like we said they did...BUT THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA, WON'T REPORT THEM FACTS, NO SIR."

"Well, and yeah the WMDs we found were ones we provided to him....oh....crap....."

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Part of the point I was going for.

Again want to re-iterate the part where officials decided to gently caress dudes over on VA coverage because admitting some old poo poo was unaccounted for would be a bad OER point.

Old article https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2014/10/14/world/middleeast/us-casualties-of-iraq-chemical-weapons.html

Edit: took long enough to find the article that you guys went over poo poo already.

Steezo fucked around with this message at 15:42 on May 15, 2018

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


CommieGIR posted:

Richard Spencer got his site kicked from GoDaddy.

Among some of the stuff he said:
"US Should have Enslaved Haitians instead of providing Relief"
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/post/richard-spencer-u-s-military-should-have-enslaved-haitians-after-hurricane-instead-of-providing-relief/

Punch Nazis every day.


"Well, and yeah the WMDs we found were ones we provided to him....oh....crap....."

Beep boop, free speech gotta hear both sides, let this guy on your campus folks! :freep:

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

psydude posted:

That's like the cops going Ruby Ridge on a family and then discovering they had a single pot plant. See?! Violent drug traffickers!

Yeah, they already did that: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Death_of_Donald_P._Scott

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


I like my Nazis out in the open. Easier to go after and counter them that way. Rather than digging them out with Shermans and flamers.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

"Oops, we killed him we were looking for pot"

Later

"Actually, it was asset forfeiture. We totally did nothing wrong, we swear"

Loses court case

"We were in the right!"

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Steezo posted:

I like my Nazis out in the open. Easier to go after and counter them that way. Rather than digging them out with Shermans and flamers.

In the open you say...

https://twitter.com/DemWrite/status/996247091272798209

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

:stare:

JESUS CHRIST

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
https://www.battleforthenet.com/

Automatically call your reps to urge them to reverse the FCC's vote.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country

Resurrect Sherman.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!



If the opposition isn't jumping all over that after he's done the work for them then get the tanks and incendiaries.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
You guys are jumping all over that, have you considered that maybe we should try to reach a compromise with the right??? So much for the tolerant left

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


That dude is probably 'pro-life' also lmao

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Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


That Works posted:

That dude is probably 'pro-life' also lmao

There's fourteen people running. Hold onto the Garand till they pare down a few more candidates. Or support literally anyone else if you're from Ohio.

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