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That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Steezo posted:

There's fourteen people running. Hold onto the Garand till they pare down a few more candidates. Or support literally anyone else if you're from Ohio.

He's not even in like the top 10 or whatever, just was mentioning it in reference to the previous 'in the open' comment.

The front runner for the Oklahoma election is the Lt. Gov Todd Lamb who is campaigning on a platform of ending 'giveaways' to shore up 'loopholes' in company taxation. This way they can generate revenue without technically raising or providing new taxes. He's pretty vocal about it.

Funny thing is in 2015 he cast the deciding vote to keep taxes on horizontal drilling wells at 1% instead of 7% where they were before the initial tax break was granted over a decade before. With that one vote he cost the OK budget over $450 million in potential revenue. Now he's against it and in the midst of teacher strikes etc.


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mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
All people who:

A) have ever voted Republican
B) Support Israel
C) Identify as Christian

Should be burnt alive for the sake of humanity

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

mods change my name posted:

All people who:

A) have ever voted Republican
B) Support Israel
C) Identify as Christian

Should be burnt alive for the sake of humanity

Whoa there Mr. Racist that probably includes some black people

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Also police

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

D) cops

Madurai
Jun 26, 2012


Further down the tweetstream, there's a twist.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Madurai posted:

Further down the tweetstream, there's a twist.
Well spill it. Awful App doesn't handle Twitter well.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Goddamn Nazi’s. I just don’t loving get it. Nazi’s in loving 2018.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


Madurai posted:

Further down the tweetstream, there's a twist.

The part where he claims it was satire?

Eh, doesn't fit with his own lunacy on his webpage tbh.

http://chrisforgov.com/

quote:

I'll be done campaigning when I'm being sworn in as the next Governor of Oklahoma in January 2019. The Democrats have promised to assassinate me if I'm elected.

Unless that got hacked too or this is a deeper troll effort than we thought.

AkrisD
Sep 2, 2004
olololol '04 newb hurrrrrrr

Casimir Radon posted:

Well spill it. Awful App doesn't handle Twitter well.

Maybe

https://twitter.com/SherryLayGoWoo/status/996407069187170305?s=20

And

https://twitter.com/SherryLayGoWoo/status/996407138984579072?s=20

At least the lottery one is supposed to be sarcastic/parody, but it's 2018 so who cares what's real?

AkrisD fucked around with this message at 16:57 on May 15, 2018

Dance Officer
May 4, 2017

It would be awesome if we could dance!

LtCol J. Krusinski posted:

Goddamn Nazi’s. I just don’t loving get it. Nazi’s in loving 2018.

History is a cycle.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Maybe the truth is in the middle ~~

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Trump is supposedly considering a Domestic Gag rule against Abortion providers. It comes and goes AKA the Mexico City rule.

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Anyone done "The Producers" but with Super PACs yet?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

That Haitian comment triggered the gently caress out of me. I never thought I could hate him more.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
De-Bathification was a massive strategic blunder because it created massive vaccums of power that could be filled by anyone with a gun and some ambition. De-Bathification caught too many people and should not have been applied across the board. Everyone in any position including dog catcher was required to be part of the party.


Compounding this the United States had no transition plan and had not identified who or what structures would be used to fill this vaccum.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Tomi Lahren is suggesting Fox Viewers should go to Whole Foods and steal food from Liberals. Literally.

https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2018/05/tomi-lahren-steal-food-from-liberals-to-teach-them-a-lesson/

kupachek
Aug 5, 2015

This man’s brain is trembling in the balance between reason and insanity, and as he stalks on with clenched fist and sword in hand, as though he still saw those murderous Russians gunners.

I think it's abundantly clear what he thinks of vets isn't it.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING

CommieGIR posted:

Tomi Lahren is suggesting Fox Viewers should go to Whole Foods and steal food from Liberals. Literally.

https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2018/05/tomi-lahren-steal-food-from-liberals-to-teach-them-a-lesson/

Tami Lulu is an idiot.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017
Steal food from people before they even paid for it lol. Republicans are completely and irredeemably retarded

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Nostalgia4Infinity posted:

Tami Lulu is an idiot.

No poo poo, but so are her viewers who might fully attempt something like this.

mods changed my name
Oct 30, 2017

CommieGIR posted:

No poo poo, but so are her viewers who might fully attempt something like this.

They won't here's the thing: they're all loving cowards

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
Gaza death count is up to 61, and it's going to get worse.

Know what yesterday was? 70th anniversary of the founding of Israel.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/worl...m=.ab0d9fe37f5e

It's gonna be a bad week over there.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


CommieGIR posted:

Tomi Lahren is suggesting Fox Viewers should go to Whole Foods and steal food from Liberals. Literally.

https://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/2018/05/tomi-lahren-steal-food-from-liberals-to-teach-them-a-lesson/
If we survive the day will come that Dobby is too toxic to have a job anywhere.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Casimir Radon posted:

If we survive the day will come that Dobby is too toxic to have a job anywhere.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/tomi-lahren-immigrants_us_5af9b26ae4b09a94524ac468

quote:

Lahren’s great-great-grandmother spoke no English after living in the United States for a decade.

:laugh:

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS
https://twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/996427205944184832?s=19

I got to the bottom and thought that this was parody image then I realized no, this is real

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Arson kites! Fear the arson kites.

BUG JUG
Feb 17, 2005



Did the internetIDF get purged or something? They used to be moderately good at social media, now....might as well just farm it out to Fark.

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

psydude posted:

Arson kites! Fear the arson kites.

They are often loaded with payloads of table sugar soaked in gasoline and are aimed with prevailing winds to crash into farm crops on the opposite side of the fence while on fire.

They’re actually ingenious

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If they're settler farms, then gently caress'em.

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
The IDF twitter is surprisingly good for all the wrong reasons

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


Casimir Radon posted:

If they're settler farms, then gently caress'em.

Man, they just want to live in their kibbutz and murder Palestinians in peace. So much for the tolerant left

Torrannor
Apr 27, 2013

---FAGNER---
TEAM-MATE
Children! Disabled civilians! The horror!

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Torrannor posted:

Children! Disabled civilians! The horror!

So, this isn't leaked materiel for Gaza Strip Clue? The disabled civilians did it to the farm with ROCKS! Ohh sorry you have to get all three correct. Uhh, children, at the fence, with arson kites?

No, no. It was the elderly, at the wailing wall, with umm... BURNING TIRES!

Curses, foiled again!

Smiling Jack
Dec 2, 2001

I sucked a dick for bus fare and then I walked home.

I'm pretty sure the Israelis use a surpressed 10/22 as a "non lethal" weapon.

Edit: yep

http://www.ruger1022.com/docs/israeli_sniper.htm


quote:

In the recent Israeli-Palestinian clashes began in 2000, the Ruger resumes it’s original role as a less lethal riot control weapon. However, it’s usage in this role was rather controversial this time. After several incidents involving the death of Palestinians by the Ruger fire, the IDF conducted a field experiment in the Ruger at the IDF Sniper School in Mitkan Adam under the supervision of the IDF Judge Advocate General (JAG). The test showed that the Ruger was more lethal then thought especially in upper body injuries. Also, since it’s suppressed and was considered less lethal by the troops, the soldiers were much more likely to use the Ruger loosely then intended.

As a result of this test, the JAG reclassified the Ruger as a lethal weapon. As a lethal weapon, the usage of the Ruger in riot control is much more limited today. In the IDF Center Command it was completely prohibited to use and the IDF South Command it’s deployment was cut down dramatically.


boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
Someone needs to get the Palestinians a twitter account that automatically replies to the IDF’s dumb almost-satire bullshit with pictures of IDF with rifles and poo poo and calls them pussies for being scared of disabled kids.

Solaris 2.0
May 14, 2008

Eej posted:

https://twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/996427205944184832?s=19

I got to the bottom and thought that this was parody image then I realized no, this is real

The Israelies use snipers, tanks, and attack helicopters on protesters but yes tell me more how the dude with a wire-cutter, Molotov, and a loving cane is the real boogeyman!

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Eej posted:

https://twitter.com/IDFSpokesperson/status/996427205944184832?s=19

I got to the bottom and thought that this was parody image then I realized no, this is real

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
The monsters... Forcing us to gum down children and the disabled. Dispicible.

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