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Budgie
Mar 9, 2007
Yeah, like the bird.

boner confessor posted:

iirc everything that uses circulating air for cooling would get shredded by jagged volcanic ash. so, every HVAC (including all grocery stores) and vehicle in operation, destroyed beyond repair

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_9

also, all your waterways plugged with ash. rivers? ashed. lakes? ashed. drinking water? hope you've got a well, lakes and reservoirs temporarily hosed

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."

...

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Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

Johnny Aztec posted:

How bad would 3-10 Millimeters of volcanic ash gently caress up everything?

I know volcanic ash isn’t like wood or charcoal ash and is way way more destructive , but I need sort of a reference point

I'd be more concerned with its effects in the atmosphere than anything. At minimum, agriculture in North America is hosed, and that means a serious worldwide famine.

LostCosmonaut
Feb 15, 2014

From the wiki page on the Toba eruption (which was the most recent one that was similar to Yellowstone):

quote:

According to Alan Robock, who has also published nuclear winter papers, the Toba eruption did not precipitate the last glacial period. However, assuming an emission of six billion tons of sulphur dioxide, his computer simulations concluded that a maximum global cooling of approximately 15 °C occurred for three years after the eruption, and that this cooling would last for decades, devastating life.[16] Because the saturated adiabatic lapse rate is 4.9 °C/1,000 m for temperatures above freezing,[17] the tree line and the snow line were around 3,000 m (9,900 ft) lower at this time. The climate recovered over a few decades, and Robock found no evidence that the 1,000-year cold period seen in Greenland ice core records had resulted from the Toba eruption. In contrast, Oppenheimer believes that estimates of a drop in surface temperature by 3–5 °C are probably too high, and he suggests that temperatures dropped only by 1 °C.[18] Robock has criticized Oppenheimer's analysis, arguing that it is based on simplistic T-forcing relationships.[19]

So, it ranges from kind of bad to everything is hosed. At least global warming is solved, though!

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Budgie posted:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."

...

The most British man alive.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Well, I was just thinking how my local area would be.

I mean. Yeah when it happens , we are all hosed for a long time.


Also, 10 MM is 0.39 inches, in case anyone else was curious.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


hobbesmaster posted:

The most British man alive.

Very.

quote:

It was, in Moody's words, "a bit like negotiating one's way up a badger's arse."

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Relentless posted:

https://pubs.usgs.gov/gip/msh/impact.html

So, from a natural environmental standpoint, it's mild to moderately bad in the short term, but then has a bunch of long term benefits. Some crops are going to be totally destroyed, others are going to benefit.

For the humans that live on this planet, it jacks up, oh, pretty much everything. Internal combustion engines, turbines, most anything with mechanical movement, water & sewage treatment, lungs, the whole 9 yards.

The entire US grain belt will likely be wiped out. I don't really know for how long though. Plus we would see massive planetary cooling, and huge crop failures from the lack of sun. I don't know what the estimates are for deaths if that explodes, but I would assume multiple millions of people dying from a variety of reasons.

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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Canada: 18662773553
Germany: 08001810771
India: 8888817666
Japan: 810352869090
Russia: 0078202577577
UK: 08457909090
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Bird in a Blender posted:

The entire US grain belt will likely be wiped out. I don't really know for how long though. Plus we would see massive planetary cooling, and huge crop failures from the lack of sun. I don't know what the estimates are for deaths if that explodes, but I would assume multiple millions of people dying from a variety of reasons.

If the US grain belt was wiped out world wide deaths would be in the 100’s of millions to billions of people.

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

wolrah posted:

Pick up a "RTL-SDR" dongle and you can listen to basically any unencrypted radio in your area.

There are literally hundreds of vendors selling these things so they're dirt cheap and they can tune across the majority of the spectrum you'll hear audio on. I like the kit these guys sell as a beginner package: https://www.rtl-sdr.com/buy-rtl-sdr-dvb-t-dongles/

There are applications that'll act as a scanner, there are applications that can receive ADS-B transmissions from aircraft, AIS from ships, weather satellites, all sorts of things. There's not a dedicated SDR thread here AFAIK but if you're interested they get discussed a lot in the amateur radio and shortwave threads.

Ordered my kit! Thanks!

xergm
Sep 8, 2009

The Moon is for Sissies!

Budgie posted:

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have a small problem. All four engines have stopped. We are doing our damnedest to get them going again. I trust you are not in too much distress."

...

I've said it in another thread, but I really do love pilot understatements in an emergency

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Johnny Aztec posted:

Well, I was just thinking how my local area would be.

I mean. Yeah when it happens , we are all hosed for a long time.


Also, 10 MM is 0.39 inches, in case anyone else was curious.

:pseudo: Nooo, 10 megameters is about 6200 miles.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
If you're going to be a pedant do it right. 10MM is 10,000,000 unitless. 10Mm is 6200 mi.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
How many hogshead is that?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Johnny Aztec posted:

How many hogshead is that?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
that would make one nice block of head cheese

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Pablo Bluth posted:

Actually it all seems to be positive. It seems dung beetles are specialist enough that they stick to eating the target dung and they've actually helped reduce both dung and the fly problem.

“The Creator, if he exists, has an inordinate fondness for beetles.”

Beetles comprise a quarter of animal species.

There are more species if beetle than there are of plants.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"
Are beetles more prone to genetic mutation or something? Or have they just been around for a long time?

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


Shop.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

starkebn posted:

Are beetles more prone to genetic mutation or something? Or have they just been around for a long time?

They've been around for quarter of a billion years, they don't have a lot of time between generations, and they're insanely adapted to their individual niches.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

starkebn posted:

Are beetles more prone to genetic mutation or something? Or have they just been around for a long time?

Eating vegetables is good for you.

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

I wish I was a beetle

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

veiled boner fuel posted:

Can’t you just buy one online for like $6.95?

A week after this I was at Scheel's and noticed they had a 4 pack for 9.95.

JPrime
Jul 4, 2007

tales of derring-do, bad and good luck tales!
College Slice
British Airways 9 led me to this: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Airways_Flight_9

quote:

Air Transat Flight 236 was a transatlantic flight bound for Lisbon, Portugal, from Toronto, Canada, that lost all engine power while flying over the Atlantic Ocean on August 24, 2001. The Airbus A330 had run out of fuel due to a fuel leak caused by improper maintenance.

:stonk:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://www.abc.net.au/news/2018-05-15/pilot-sucked-out-of-sichuan-airlines-window-survives/9764846

IT KEEPS HAPPENING

quote:

The co-pilot of a Chinese passenger jet that was forced to make an emergency landing was "sucked halfway" out of the plane after a cockpit windshield blew out, local media has reported.

Captain Liu Chuanjian, hailed a hero on social media after having to land the Airbus A319 manually, told the Chengdu Economic Daily his aircraft had just reached a cruising altitude of 32,000 feet when a deafening sound tore through the cockpit.

The cockpit experienced a sudden loss of pressure and drop in temperature and when he looked over, the cockpit's right windshield was gone.

"There was no warning sign. Suddenly, the windshield just cracked and made a loud bang," he was quoted as saying.

"The next thing I know, my co-pilot had been sucked halfway out of the window."

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Are these people wearing seatbelts?

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Bombadilillo posted:

Are these people wearing seatbelts?

No, because how can you be thrown clear in case of an accident?

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009



quote:

Following the accident, the crew and passengers formed the Galunggung Gliding Club as a means to keep in contact

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Bombadilillo posted:

Are these people wearing seatbelts?

Yes, that’s why they’re sucked half out of the plane and not all the way out.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




The gently caress would buy any high- RPM tool from them?

Let alone one with a blade on it

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


PainterofCrap posted:

The gently caress would buy any high- RPM tool from them?

Let alone one with a blade on it

*raises stump*

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ

zedprime posted:

If you're going to be a pedant do it right. 10MM is 10,000,000 unitless. 10Mm is 6200 mi.

If you're going to be a pedant there should be a space between the number and the unit, except in the case of superscript units of plane angle (e.g. 2° 3' 4").

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

Memento posted:

They've been around for quarter of a billion years, they don't have a lot of time between generations, and they're insanely adapted to their individual niches.


Cool, thanks

Ak Gara
Jul 29, 2005

That's just the way he rolls.

PainterofCrap posted:

The gently caress would buy any high- RPM tool from them?

Let alone one with a blade on it

Anyone that wants a refund raise your hand!

No? Anyone? Okay!

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007



Ow.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Lost fingat?

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
gently caress

-Zydeco-
Nov 12, 2007


Apprarently a mangled fignat, but they still got it.

Memento posted:

I assume that's what it looks like when you mechanically remove your fingernail. The two magnets were around 50cm apart when they decided they needed to be together.

Internet Archive link here.
:siren:NOT WORK SAFE - THE PICTURES ARE STILL INTACT IN THAT LINK, AS OPPOSED TO THE GUY'S FINGER:siren:


:barf:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Pablo Bluth posted:

Australia was slowly disappearing under a pile of cow dung. They ended up importing lots of species of dung beetle to fill the ecological niche created by tje large number of non native mammals (cow excrement being sufficiently different to marsupial excrement)
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Australian_Dung_Beetle_Project

quote:

However, the mite-infested beetles were not destroyed and were instead used to breed new generations of beetles under sterile conditions. Dung beetle eggs were dipped in 3% formalin for 3 minutes to sterilise them, then packed into hand-rolled dung balls for incubation.

Science!

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POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
Sort of cute in a gross way, I guess.

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