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Elder Postsman
Aug 30, 2000


i used hot bot to search for "teens"


https://twitter.com/prophethusband/status/977293769178574849?lang=en

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Fiedler
Jun 29, 2002

I, for one, welcome our new mouse overlords.

Phoenixan posted:

isn't microsoft already the battle royale of employment?

Not for like 5 years, no.

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Fiedler posted:

Not for like 5 years, no.
all the people who survived under stack ranking are still there and are in management positions

it will take literally decades to return to a baseline normal as they slowly retire and are forced out

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


institute a program to fire a fixed percentage of them annually

it's only fair

nightbae smokewheat
Feb 11, 2011

Gazpacho posted:

An ambitious author in the field of new media has to confront the shelf-life problem, the possibility, if not probability, that their theoretical insights might be overlooked as the currency of their objects, almost inevitably, expire. One way to address this problem is to consider how old mythic past futures feed into the present, figured in Benjaminian terms as a kind of state of somnambulism. It is in this light that we might appreciate the current renaissance of post-scarcity thought within the field of new media. These debates, often referred to in terms of Accelerationism, contemplate how new media might be able to solve the famed socialist calculation problem —the critique of which formed the basis for neoliberal orthodoxy (Hayek) — such that the aspirations of Soviet cyberneticians might, for example, appear as homologous with those of Google (Bratton). Accelerationist thought thus seeks to reimagine the logistical networks of neoliberal capitalism, such that Wal-Mart — known, for instance, for their innovations in supply chain logistics — can thus come to represent “the shape of a Utopian future looming through the mist” (Jameson). It is at the forefront of these speculative and provocative debates that one should position Benjamin Bratton’s book “The Stack: on Software and Sovereignty”, which claims to offer “a portrait of the system we have but perhaps do not recognize, and an antecedent of a future territory,” “a larval geopolitical architecture” that may serve as a “metaplatform of an alternative counterindustrialization”

Bratton approaches media theory as if it were a design brief — he even writes in first-person plural as if speaking on behalf of a lab. His approach is, in turns, diagnostic and normative, but above all it is subjunctive, in that, it offers ideas in terms of McLuhanesque probes. At the core of this design brief, then, is his notion of “The Stack”, a hermeneutic for interconnecting debates across fields extending from software studies to architecture theory to international relations theory, which imagines the stack architecture of network protocols like TCP/IP as a kind of “armature of the social itself.” Bratton’s 6-tier Stack model (User, Interface, Address, City, Cloud, Earth) is intended to include all technological systems as part of a singular planetary-scale computer, a kind of Spaceship Earth 2.0, updated to reflect the demands of the Anthropocene era. As with Jameson’s famous concept of cognitive mapping, one of the central preoccupations of Bratton’s 500 page book — particularly in its middle section — is the Kantian question of how the individual relates to the sublime totality. What complicates this familiar narrative, however, are the many ways that The Stack redefines agency and, in the process, undermines the Kantian project. He speculates, for example, on how technological innovations, such as the near infinite address space proposed by the Internet protocol version 6, suggests the Latourian prospect of extending agency to a proliferation of non-human forms of software-sorted sovereign citizens in what he deems an Internet of Haecceities.

Hell, why not

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

https://twitter.com/slpng_giants/status/996605838625095682

500 million fake accounts out of 2.1 billion “active users”

800 million spams detected

lmao

SeaborneClink
Aug 27, 2010

MAWP... MAWP!
Praying at the idol of the DAU God.

Say how is porn prodigy Snapchat doing these days, still working on v3 of their camera goggles?

Media Bloodbath
Mar 1, 2018

PIVOT TO ETERNAL SUFFERING
:hb:

SeaborneClink posted:

Praying at the idol of the DAU God.

Say how is porn prodigy Snapchat doing these days, still working on v3 of their camera goggles?

Their latest model is waterproof and got rid of the yellow ring around the camera.

I think that says it all.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
https://twitter.com/EconomicPolicy/status/996420457996963845

dont loving @ me if im timeline

muckswirler
Oct 22, 2008

consider how old mythic past futures feed into the present

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
henry kissinger has been thinking about the singularity

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Dodoman posted:

lol htc is making a "blockchain phone"

"I want to see a world where the end consumers can truly own their data (browsing history, identity, assets, wallets, emails, messaging, etc) without the need for central authorities,"

:jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag::jerkbag:

the blockchain will save us from tracking cookies, i guess

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

https://twitter.com/ReutersUS/status/996716974112739328

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme

who?

oh, grimes’s boyfriend’s accountant

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

meatpotato posted:

who?

oh, (((grimes’s boyfriend’s accountant)))

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


:eyepop:

Endless Mike
Aug 13, 2003



motherfucker never sent me my protest checks

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Endless Mike posted:

motherfucker never sent me my protest checks

joke's on you I get a grand every time I call sean hannity a "cuck" on twitter

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Luigi Thirty posted:

https://twitter.com/slpng_giants/status/996605838625095682

500 million fake accounts out of 2.1 billion “active users”

800 million spams detected

lmao

Love it

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Luigi Thirty posted:

https://twitter.com/slpng_giants/status/996605838625095682

500 million fake accounts out of 2.1 billion “active users”

800 million spams detected

lmao

Those tools worked particularly well for content such as fake accounts and spam: the company said it managed to use the tools to find 98.5% of the fake accounts it shut down, and “nearly 100%” of the spam.

:thunk:

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

It's as if...they already knew...

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
only 8.7 million fake accounts left then

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Krankenstyle posted:

Those tools worked particularly well for content such as fake accounts and spam: the company said it managed to use the tools to find 98.5% of the fake accounts it shut down, and “nearly 100%” of the spam.

:thunk:

where's Donald rumsfeld when you need him

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

Luigi Thirty posted:

https://twitter.com/slpng_giants/status/996605838625095682

500 million fake accounts out of 2.1 billion “active users”

800 million spams detected

lmao

my fiancé works for a company that does social media ad buys and I constantly ask her why the gently caress any of her clients still want Facebook or Twitter ads. Her answer is they’re real dumb.

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

KidDynamite posted:

my fiancé works for a company that does social media ad buys and I constantly ask her why the gently caress any of her clients still want Facebook or Twitter ads. Her answer is they’re real dumb.

the youths don't watch tv so they're desperate to reach them any way they can, the whole "influencer" industry is based on the fact that we now have kids mostly immune to traditional advertising content

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

qirex posted:

the youths don't watch tv so they're desperate to reach them any way they can, the whole "influencer" industry is based on the fact that we now have kids mostly immune to traditional advertising content

thats why you need to bribe youtubers, twitch streamers and podcasters?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

hobbesmaster posted:

thats why you need to bribe youtubers, twitch streamers and podcasters?

yeah, that's where all the attention is going. any traditional ads the kids aren't already blocking with technological measures like dvrs and adblock they just ignore in favor of their phone or mentally discard by reflex

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

haveblue posted:

yeah, that's where all the attention is going. any traditional ads the kids aren't already blocking with technological measures like dvrs and adblock they just ignore in favor of their phone or mentally discard by reflex

its not just kids. i'm a single guy in his mid 30s relatively flush with cash and i do as much as possible to avoid all direct-advertisements. i don't listen to radio, i have adblock on my phone/computer, i pay for hulu no-ads, and anytime youtube or something forces an ad on me I change tabs/mute my computer and just wait for it to be done.

i watched a new episode of archer via fxnow and it was horrible. a 21 minute show had over 10 minutes of commercials and they kept cycling through the same ones over and over.

advertising is a cesspool.

also here's where pagan cow comes in and crows about product placement and how no one can ever be truly ad free, but at the same time idgaf about a coke in a tv show and would rather see the wayne's world style nascar product placement than any amount of commercials.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

and anytime youtube or something forces an ad on me I change tabs/mute my computer and just wait for it to be done.

yeah, i also specifically mute youtube ads and look away from the player when they're on. ain't nobody gonna put that poo poo in my head without my permission

haveblue posted:

yeah, that's where all the attention is going. any traditional ads the kids aren't already blocking with technological measures like dvrs and adblock they just ignore in favor of their phone or mentally discard by reflex

a while back i saw some eye-tracking heatmaps made while people browsed a news website covered in ads, and it's unbelievable how good people are at ignoring anything but the content. like they don't even have to glance at the ads to recognize what they are -- just automatically filtered out as they scan down the page.

i think it's probably a repurposing of evolved abilities that aren't greatly needed any more. like, there's some bit of your brain that evolved to scan over a field of grass and ignore everything that isn't tiger-shaped, but now in the absence of tigers it's what lets you unconsciously skip over web ads and instantly recognize a police car lurking a mile down the road


Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
watching live sports is about the only time i see commercials and holy poo poo they're awful garbage.

Sagebrush posted:

a while back i saw some eye-tracking heatmaps made while people browsed a news website covered in ads, and it's unbelievable how good people are at ignoring anything but the content. like they don't even have to glance at the ads to recognize what they are -- just automatically filtered out as they scan down the page.

i think it's probably a repurposing of evolved abilities that aren't greatly needed any more. like, there's some bit of your brain that evolved to scan over a field of grass and ignore everything that isn't tiger-shaped, but now in the absence of tigers it's what lets you unconsciously skip over web ads and instantly recognize a police car lurking a mile down the road

sounds about right. the human brain is dope af and we have a long ways to go to mimic it even remotely.

Munkeymon
Aug 14, 2003

Motherfucker's got an
armor-piercing crowbar! Rigoddamndicu𝜆ous.



haveblue posted:

yeah, that's where all the attention is going. any traditional ads the kids aren't already blocking with technological measures like dvrs and adblock they just ignore in favor of their phone or mentally discard by reflex

"the kids" being anyone under ~40 IME

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Mr. Nice! posted:

its not just kids. i'm a single guy in his mid 30s relatively flush with cash and i do as much as possible to avoid all direct-advertisements. i don't listen to radio, i have adblock on my phone/computer, i pay for hulu no-ads, and anytime youtube or something forces an ad on me I change tabs/mute my computer and just wait for it to be done.

yeah but you have brand preferences already, the 13-24 is so valuable because if you get someone buying gilette razors or downy fabric softener or general motors cars when they're 20 there's a good chance they'll keep doing it for 50 years

if you're over 35 your only ad value is financial services, medical/pharma and home improvement

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

Munkeymon posted:

"the kids" being anyone under ~40 IME

yeah basically millennials and younger. it's odd to call myself a millennial, but it helps in this case. most gen-x i find do not have the same complete aversion to ads and commercials like i do.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

qirex posted:

yeah but you have brand preferences already, the 13-24 is so valuable because if you get someone buying gilette razors or downy fabric softener or general motors cars when they're 20 there's a good chance they'll keep doing it for 50 years

if you're over 35 your only ad value is financial services, medical/pharma and home improvement

its fun to see the different commercials on cable depending on the time of day and what's being shown.

i think i'm in a bit of a unique situation, though, because i did all of this in my early 20s as well then joined the navy and basically isolated myself from any mass media just by virtue of work for almost a decade, and then continued as a curmudgeon after.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
when i last routinely watched any tv with commercials, girls gone wild was still relatively new and was 75% of the advertising on comedy central and adult swim.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

Mr. Nice! posted:

its fun to see the different commercials on cable depending on the time of day and what's being shown.

11am on a weekday is the most depressing ads you can imagine

boner pills
cash for gold
obesity pills
did your vagina fall out? call us
Fat Lardass Cruises, inc.
blow your money at our casino
bankruptcy laywers
diabetes pills
useless limited-edition trinkets
boner pills

Sagebrush fucked around with this message at 16:37 on May 16, 2018

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Sagebrush posted:

11am on a weekday is the most depressing ads you can imagine

I was sick recently and watched some daytime variety shows for the hell of it

You ain't wrong. Debt consolidation, scummy car dealerships, and drug ads as far as the eye can see

hobbesmaster
Jan 28, 2008

Sagebrush posted:

11am on a weekday is the most depressing ads you can imagine

now i have the jg wentworth jingle stuck in my head, thanks

Hunter2 Thompson
Feb 3, 2005

Ramrod XTreme
my gym has tvs in the cardio room and sometimes old people will swagger in and stand frozen staring at the tv for over five minutes even if it's commercials

i wonder what weird similar tics our computer-soiled brains might have in 30 years

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

hobbesmaster posted:

now i have the jg wentworth jingle stuck in my head, thanks

me too :hfive:

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