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Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012

Codependent Poster posted:

Well poo poo, I guess John Shepard was a paragon. Wrong decision! Should have taken that renegade interrupt!
If only he'd known about Mary's nickname.

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Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Yes! YES!

Kraaakkh?

I don't know how you poison a robot either.





Angel Puppet is needlessly cruel.

Really shouldn't let Snapture see that.



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Hell, same.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Panacea is really in character here. Questioning her sanity and running away.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Pusher Robot still relying on the element of surprise, I see

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012


This is just a hunch, but I think Norrin did most of the legwork here.

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Well there go all the fake gokus in one round. Except Turles who was even more useless and died last round.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

(...)

Gaaaagh...

(...)

Braaaaaagh?

(!)

KRAAGKRAAGKRAAG!



Someone kill someone already!



Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
Pusher robot trying to protect themselves, I see.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.




Is that the same one? Is it "used?"

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av

This is no time to get your rocks off, Olmec!

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Why can't I look away from Sauerkraut?!



Braaaaakkgh...

Gotta admit, that's pretty impressive for Lowtax.

How many porn magazines did we drop, anyway?

(...)

Ew.



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.




Are we going to see an alliance as emotionally motivating as Andrew Legion and Elmo in the Costco?

Also holy poo poo the image url of the first one :captainpop:

EorayMel fucked around with this message at 17:00 on May 16, 2018

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Destro is working on getting invited to Dancing With the Stars.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012


“That was for John, you daughter of a manwhore.”

Supersonic Shine fucked around with this message at 17:59 on May 16, 2018

Leos Klein
Mar 11, 2011

ALL HAIL CARDIEL

Why do you keep digging latrines Aggro Eddie???

Kite Pride Worldwide
Apr 20, 2009


Leos Klein posted:

Why do you keep digging latrines Aggro Eddie???

He knows his way around a pool, do you?!

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Kraaaaarrrgh?

Hold the camera on Melania and Tom Waits! I might be able to get some evidence...



Hahahaha! Yes! Vengeance is mine!

drat. Nothing for me yet.

I haven't killed the real Kakarot yet, but I got one of his sons and his look alikes!



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


drat this section of Versus from America's Funniest Home Videos is wild.

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Normally people eat sauerkraut. But now Sauerkraut eats people.

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Serge Painsbourg posted:

Hold the camera on Melania and Tom Waits! I might be able to get some evidence..

Profoundly hot.

EorayMel posted:

drat this section of Versus from America's Funniest Home Videos is wild.

Aaaand climax.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

Ugh, where did Aggro Eddie get his ingredients from? His latrine pits?



Did you tamper with the supplies again, Bread?

(...)

This time, we decided go the with the same supplies, just to see what will happen.

Hahaha!



Kraahaaghgh?

Everyone in love right now is very wrong.



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.



NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO :negative:

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Was Melania actually confused, or is that just her default facial expression?

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

The Namekian and Kakarot's son lasted longer than the rest his friends. What do they have planned...?



drat it!

Quit cramping my style!



Polly Toodle
Apr 21, 2010

CHARIZARD used SMOKESCREEN
It doesn't affect GEORDI THE BLASTOISE!
Come on Pusher Robot, these tributes need "protecting"!

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

(...)

I wouldn't want to fight an angry Gohan, either.



Why would Pusher Robot need a spear?

To protect even more people from the terrible secret of space.



DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

The final will be either Piccolo killing his son or Gohan killing his dad.

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

So there's five tributes left. Gohan and Piccolo are pretty powerful. Maybe we can recruit them.

It's not like they need to be convinced, either...

(?)

I don't know about Snapture. It doesn't look like he's picked a side.

Graaagh! Graaagh!

We should go see what Superfly and Broly want.

Later...

I'm surprised the Namekian and Kakarot's son lasted as long as they did. But this all works in our favor. If they die, they die. If one of them lives, we have a hostage.

I'm pulling up the screen now. Let's see what happened.





Kraghhh? KRAAAAAGGHHH?!

Seriously? It's like they know.

I wanted Kakarot and his pathetic friends to die, and even I think this is lame.





We survived, Violet.

At what cost? Who's running the games?

Welcome aboard, kids.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
I'd put that ending on par with the Shocker and cruise ship one :wow:

Who is hosting the next one? I can probably pitch in if there's no takers.

Otherwise, we must get new tributes to keep the games going! I nominate...

Durgesh



Sanjayy Kapoor



And last but (probably) not least...

Lester the Unlikely

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!
A vain American general
General Mark Clark


A protector of our values
Mary Whitehouse


Hitler was really a meglomaniac alien.
Alien Hitler

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

I can still host if everyone's cool with that.

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Twist ending to the games!

Some more tributes. The league of bald gentlemen.


Avery Bullock


Hunter S. Thompson


Lex Luthor

Leos Klein
Mar 11, 2011

ALL HAIL CARDIEL

I'll submit...

Money Bunny

Paint huffer #2

A Giant Earthworm

Serge Painsbourg
Jul 26, 2016

I'll need 44 tributes for the next game. Things are gonna get weird.

Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
Seems like a tall order, but we'll cross that bridge if we come to it.

Donkey Kong



Diddy Kong



Cranky Kong

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Legitimately LOL'd at that ending. Perfection.

On to the next round!

Paul Scheer



June Diane Raphael



Jason Mantzoukas

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
Time for some crazy

Alfred Alfer


Lavrentiy Beria


Emily Youcis

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I nominate:

Liara T'Soni



Grunt



and Wrex

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I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
That was uh... an ending. :stare:
After this season i'll have a special season for which no tributes are required. Almost got all the events written up too so it should be quick to start (and resolve, possibly).

I'm sending in some fukkin wizards to do battle.

#1: Gandalf


#2: Merlin


#3: InstallShield Wizard

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