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Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth



You're both wrong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2dJ-JUzhVs

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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

i stand corrected

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011

Top City Homo posted:

i stand corrected

:same:

Flavius Aetass
Mar 30, 2011
Thanks a lot, Dick Milhous Rock!

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

yesterday it was a horse trailer driving by my office, today it's an amish carriage

it's like the universe itself wants to make sure i never forget :horse:

thank u universe

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Feranon posted:

yesterday it was a horse trailer driving by my office, today it's an amish carriage

it's like the universe itself wants to make sure i never forget :horse:

thank u universe

allahu akbar

:horse:

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Michael Pence
Gelding Hater

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
Wild horses, for them mike pence is gay

2fat4sex
Apr 18, 2005



Today's episode of Chapo Trap House is titled Sergeant Hands.

This reminded me that our Vice President, Michael Richard Pence, engages in sexual congress with stallions.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
the commute to my new job takes me past an equestrian center for boarding horses, and it struck me that for mike pence it's horses boarding

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Mayor Dave posted:

the commute to my new job takes me past an equestrian center for boarding horses, and it struck me that for mike pence it's horses boarding

Nah Mike Pence is definitely boarding horses if you know what I mean

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mayor Dave posted:

the commute to my new job takes me past an equestrian center for boarding horses, and it struck me that for mike pence it's horses boarding

Mike Pence has probably been horseboarded on several occasions

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

🎶No one takes horse cock like Mike Pence™️🎶

Congratulations! You Won.
Mar 21, 2007


THE FUTURE IS UNWRITTEN



someone in discord mentioned that the rear end in a top hat furry who sued over a writing credit in a game about giant robot slapfights was now suing some other furry website for taking down nazi poo poo

and that dudes fursona is a horse

and hell, pence is always on my mind when thinking of horses

much like pence is always on a horse, in a manner of speaking

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Ba Donk a Bonk posted:

someone in discord mentioned that the rear end in a top hat furry who sued over a writing credit in a game about giant robot slapfights was now suing some other furry website for taking down nazi poo poo

and that dudes fursona is a horse

and hell, pence is always on my mind when thinking of horses

much like pence is always on a horse, in a manner of speaking

Under a horse, young acolyte

LegoMan
Mar 17, 2002

ting ting ting

College Slice
BUMP BUMP BUMP

I bump three times because I remembered 3 times

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Mike Pence dislikes Rocky because "the Italian Stallion" turned out to be some guy

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


oh yeah I forgot

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

an actual dog posted:

🎶No one takes horse cock like Mike Pence™️🎶

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


the root posted:

5. The Horse. The name of one of the horses carrying Prince Harry and Meghan was Tyrone. Coincidence? I think not.

mike pence doesn't usually go for black horses, but for royalty he'll make an exception

Jollity Farm
Apr 23, 2010

I have "He hosed a horse and he liked it" to the tune of the Katy Perry song stuck in my head.

("was hosed by" wouldn't scan, I'm afraid)

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

Jollity Farm posted:

I have "He hosed a horse and he liked it" to the tune of the Katy Perry song stuck in my head.

("was hosed by" wouldn't scan, I'm afraid)

loving imbecile, why would u use that song instead of dark horse

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Jollity Farm posted:

I have "He hosed a horse and he liked it" to the tune of the Katy Perry song stuck in my head.

("was hosed by" wouldn't scan, I'm afraid)

Hope his Mother don't mind it...

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
When Mike Pence is talking about the triple crown he don't mean one horse winning it all.

an actual dog
Nov 18, 2014

we talk a lot about mike pence taking horse cock up the rear end, and while that is an important topic we also need to talk about mike pence distending his jaw in order to fit huge horse cocks in it, all the way down his throat, filling his belly with cum. sometimes he takes horse cock simultaneously orally and anally, using sophisticated apparatus. whenever you see mike pence speak remember that mouth can take an entire horse cock inside of it, and loves to be full of horse cum.

reignonyourparade
Nov 15, 2012

Jollity Farm posted:

I have "He hosed a horse and he liked it" to the tune of the Katy Perry song stuck in my head.

("was hosed by" wouldn't scan, I'm afraid)

He was not hosed by that horse, Mike pence is a powerbottom who does all the work, he hosed that horse with his rear end.

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

e: wrong thread

(but there is never a wrong time to remember, mike pence fucks horses)

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Feranon posted:

e: wrong thread

(but there is never a wrong time to remember, mike pence fucks horses)

enthusiastically and energetically

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost
outstanding afternoon

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


an actual dog posted:

we talk a lot about mike pence taking horse cock up the rear end, and while that is an important topic we also need to talk about mike pence distending his jaw in order to fit huge horse cocks in it, all the way down his throat, filling his belly with cum. sometimes he takes horse cock simultaneously orally and anally, using sophisticated apparatus. whenever you see mike pence speak remember that mouth can take an entire horse cock inside of it, and loves to be full of horse cum.

So uh I was making a meme for this thread (consider yourselves teased) and it is extremely difficult to find pictures of Mike Pence with his mouth open more then halfway. I assumed it was because as a politician he has good image discipline. But duh, Occam's razor: it's just to rest his strained jaw and throat muscles.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown
I saw a horse trailer with a picture of a man with a saddle on his back being ridden by a horse and I remembered that Mike Pence does the same thing, only bareback

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

spitroasted by stallion salamis: the mike pence story

Tactless Ogre
Oct 31, 2011

The Secretariat Secrets: The Mike Pence Story.

Because as it may shock you and me, he fucks horses from here to Tennessee!

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound
footage of mike pence at a horse ranch

https://i.imgur.com/Q948u9V.gifv

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


I was reminded

https://twitter.com/guaph/status/999424154431574017

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

did what every good american is supposed to do on memorial day: i remembered

prolly gonna get some flashy state funerals for bush sr and/or mccain soon, which means horse drawn carriages

will the vice president be able to control himself?

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Top City Homo posted:

mike pence hosed a horse

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Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

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