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veni veni veni posted:I bet the peeing scene in Beyond could change your mind or at least provoke a more “truth is in the middle” stance on urination.
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veni veni veni posted:Agreed. It's a trend I'm not loving. Most of these could be covered in a normal feature length time. Netflix is making a 10 hour documentary on Michael Jordan. Pretty insane how long these are getting.
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May 17, 2018 02:51
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I would watch the poo poo out of that. Jordan was a titan of my youth, bigger than Tyson, and the Tyson doc was loving amazing.
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fishtobaskets posted:I would watch the poo poo out of that. Jordan was a titan of my youth, bigger than Tyson, and the Tyson doc was loving amazing. Which Tyson doc? And the Jordan doc is an ESPN 30 for 30 too, so it should be pretty good.
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May 17, 2018 04:12
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Dango Bango posted:Which Tyson doc? The 2008 documentary where it's just us and Mike and breathing.
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May 17, 2018 04:28
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I see that Baywatch is on Prime. Is it even entertaining or worth watching? Do they play it straight or is it a movie that doesn't try to take itself seriously at all?
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May 17, 2018 14:34
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Neither. It's just bad.
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fishtobaskets posted:I would watch the poo poo out of that. Jordan was a titan of my youth, bigger than Tyson, and the Tyson doc was loving amazing. Thing is, I honestly don't think Jordan is that interesting to sustain a 10 hour documentary unless it's just a 10 hour doc of him playing ball.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:Thing is, I honestly don't think Jordan is that interesting to sustain a 10 hour documentary unless it's just a 10 hour doc of him playing ball. I wonder if they'll delve into his professional & interpersonal relationships. I hear he's a bit of a cruel narcissist, or was in the past. A retrospective that fleshed him out as a complex human, rather than a paragon, would be interesting.
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May 17, 2018 16:22
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If it was a solid 10 hour block of Jordan being a shrewd, thorny rear end in a top hat (which he was and is), I'm in. If it tries to present him as someone not contentious in any way, hard pass.
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May 17, 2018 16:23
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I grew up during the height of the Jordan era so I'd be happy with a 10 hour well-made doc that just touches on all of his best moments on the basketball court. Anything else would just be a bonus.
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May 17, 2018 16:29
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A 10 hour critical analysis of the Michael Jordan Hitler mustache commercial.
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May 17, 2018 16:40
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Then a sequel focusing on his giant pants.
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May 17, 2018 16:42
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Really hoping Netflix turns into a giant troll and it's a 10 hour documentary on his baseball career.
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May 17, 2018 16:52
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:If it was a solid 10 hour block of Jordan being a shrewd, thorny rear end in a top hat (which he was and is), I'm in. If it tries to present him as someone not contentious in any way, hard pass. I don't think most people see Jordan as anything but a god, so it would definitely attract eyeballs if they gave him a fair and thorough portrayal. If it's ten hours of blowing smoke then it might not be as important to anyone but people my age and older, for whom Jordan as a concept was possibly one of the most important aspect of the 90s, regardless of whether or not you even liked basketball. Basebf555 posted:I grew up during the height of the Jordan era so I'd be happy with a 10 hour well-made doc that just touches on all of his best moments on the basketball court. Anything else would just be a bonus. Yeah, like this.
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Sand Monster posted:I see that Baywatch is on Prime. Is it even entertaining or worth watching? Do they play it straight or is it a movie that doesn't try to take itself seriously at all? It's real bad. Don't waste your time.
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May 17, 2018 17:15
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It's actually just Space Jam played 6.82 times.
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mysterious frankie posted:I wonder if they'll delve into his professional & interpersonal relationships. I hear he's a bit of a cruel narcissist, or was in the past. A retrospective that fleshed him out as a complex human, rather than a paragon, would be interesting. He completely broke Kwame Brown, for one thing
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May 17, 2018 20:59
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Kwame Brown was poo poo regardless, but yes he did not deserve to be berated and called homophobic slurs by 40 year old Michael Jordan. At 40 Jordan was considered mostly washed up but he was still putting up like 20something points a game. He could probably go out there today at 55 and average a double-double.
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May 17, 2018 21:03
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Baywatch isn't THAT bad, it's a dumb comedy but the four main characters are really good looking and there's some jokes. But mainly dat Daddario doe 
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May 18, 2018 01:16
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I'll say it whenever i rewatch it, Ozark is breaking bad but good.
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May 18, 2018 01:30
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tweet my meat posted:I'll say it whenever i rewatch it, Ozark is breaking bad but good. I loved Breaking Bad, but Ozark avoids what turned me off it mid-season one- at no point does the main character turn down the smart option out of pride and make me cringe so hard I turn it off.
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May 18, 2018 01:35
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I loved Breaking Bad, but Ozark avoids what turned me off it mid-season one- at no point does the main character turn down the smart option out of pride and make me cringe so hard I turn it off. That’s... the entire point of Breaking Bad though?  Walt’s hubris is the driving force of the entire show, and without it season 1 would be a three episode arc of a man who slowly dies.
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May 18, 2018 01:39
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Big Mean Jerk posted:That’s... the entire point of Breaking Bad though? Well, they did say they realized they didn't like it a few episodes in. It's not like they watched it for three years and then realized that Walt is prideful.
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May 18, 2018 01:42
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The family dynamic is also miles above what breaking bad achieved in all their seasons. The wife isn't treated as some albatross around our male hero's neck, she's his partner in life for better or worse. I actually love the scenes where they argue in Ozark whereas they were a chore to sit through in breaking bad.
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May 18, 2018 01:43
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Ozark is a shameful BB ripoff with lame characters. Avoid
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May 18, 2018 01:45
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sponges posted:Ozark is a shameful BB ripoff with lame characters. Avoid What? No. Ozark is about a man running from the mob while also trying to one-over them. Breaking Bad is about a psychopath who didn't know he was a psychopath until he was pushed to the limits of what a familyman normally has to handle. Also, BB is great, but Ozark is damned good.
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May 18, 2018 01:46
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I think both shows are great in their own right, I just like to start with some hyperbole to drum up some conversation. Go watch Ozark it's good.
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sponges posted:Ozark is a shameful BB ripoff with lame characters. Avoid It's not like BB pioneered "Ordinary guy does crime" which is really the only similarity.
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May 18, 2018 01:46
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Yeah the shows are very similar in concept, but wildly different in how they choose to explore the concept.
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May 18, 2018 01:51
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I mean, Ozark does have Laura Linney, right? So I suppose I should give it a chance.
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Ozark was great, I'm pumped for S2. Did Sneaky Pete S2 end up good? I heard mixed things...
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May 18, 2018 03:03
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Ozark: There was a lot I didn't buy about his kinda-sidekick's motivations, but she's bonded with the family now, so I'll probably like her more in S2.
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May 18, 2018 03:07
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His kinda sidekick had my favorite arc in the season as well as her kinda uncle.
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May 18, 2018 03:11
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Yo aggretsuko is badass man.
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tweet my meat posted:Yo aggretsuko is badass man. YOU'RE A lovely BOSS~!
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Basebf555 posted:Kwame Brown was poo poo regardless, but yes he did not deserve to be berated and called homophobic slurs by 40 year old Michael Jordan. He never averaged a double double in the first place so I doubt it
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May 18, 2018 03:52
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Vice: What the hell is this? Discount Westworld without costumes?
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May 18, 2018 04:22
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The setting might be my favorite part of Ozark. What an interesting, beautiful, and peculiar part of the country.
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The perfect Michael Jordan documentary already exists. It’s called Space Jam.
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