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Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

# ? May 16, 2018 11:03

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# ? May 28, 2024 15:30

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
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Yinlock posted:

someone refused to apologize for calling trump bad and chuds got insanely mad, including one guy who was so furious that he had to post a picture of his dog's erect dick to imply that the other guy's dick is much smaller

"making someone so mad they jack off their dog" is a troll hall-of-fame move

lol

# ? May 16, 2018 11:38

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

when data tried to tour the country in preparation for a presidential run before being pilloried into the most hated CEO in America

# ? May 16, 2018 13:16

Retromancer: Aug 21, 2007; Every time I see Goatse, I think of Maureen. That's the last thing I saw. Before I blacked out. The sight of that man's anus.

Taintrunner posted:

when data tried to tour the country in preparation for a presidential run before being pilloried into the most hated CEO in America

In all his weird "sitting down in real America" photos from that tour, he's using forced perspective and camera tricks to make himself look taller.

# ? May 16, 2018 14:30

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

that time clinton got decorumed into baking cookies

# ? May 16, 2018 16:39

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

podesta�s lobster risotto recipe

# ? May 16, 2018 17:59

Gum: Mar 9, 2008; _{oho, a rapist

time to try this puppy out}

Yinlock posted:

someone refused to apologize for calling trump bad and chuds got insanely mad, including one guy who was so furious that he had to post a picture of his dog's erect dick to imply that the other guy's dick is much smaller

"making someone so mad they jack off their dog" is a troll hall-of-fame move

That doesn't prove he jacked off the dog. He might have just had a picture of his dogs boner already saved

# ? May 16, 2018 18:31

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

hahah i don't remember the dog rageboner

# ? May 16, 2018 18:31

Comrayn: Jul 22, 2008

as I recall judging by the people he followed the dog jack off guy was trying to be ironic or something and was not a genuine chud. still just as much of a self own though

# ? May 16, 2018 18:33

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Taintrunner posted:

podesta�s lobster risotto recipe

JEB!'s guac recipe.

# ? May 16, 2018 19:12

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

Conservatives blamed the Columbia disaster on environmentalists for forcing NASA to use non-CFC foam (the tank in question used the old foam)

# ? May 16, 2018 21:39

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

from the sony hack: a bulletin for their animators

# ? May 16, 2018 23:37

WampaLord: Jan 14, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

JEB!'s guac recipe.

Notable for its total lack of salt. And I think lime juice too.

# ? May 17, 2018 05:24

sub supau: Aug 28, 2007

The mayor of Toronto was accused of making lewd comments to an assistant about oral sex and responded on camera saying he wouldn't do that because he was "happily married" and had "more than enough to eat at home."

# ? May 17, 2018 07:43

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.

TetsuoTW posted:

The mayor of Toronto was accused of making lewd comments to an assistant about oral sex and responded on camera saying he wouldn't do that because he was "happily married" and had "more than enough to eat at home."

He then died because he loved coke.

# ? May 17, 2018 08:43

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

TetsuoTW posted:

The mayor of Toronto was accused of making lewd comments to an assistant about oral sex and responded on camera saying he wouldn't do that because he was "happily married" and had "more than enough to eat at home."

has trump bragged about how much he loves eating the puss on live tv, i think not

checkmate america

# ? May 17, 2018 08:44

Charles 2 of Spain: Nov 7, 2017

LOL Trump's never gone down on a woman.

# ? May 17, 2018 08:47

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

Volcott posted:

He then died because he loved coke.

no he died of reasons unrelated to coke

# ? May 17, 2018 09:43

Baloogan: Dec 5, 2004; Fun Shoe

he smoked cracked cocaine

# ? May 17, 2018 09:44

MikeCrotch: Nov 5, 2011; I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

JEB!'s guac recipe.

JEB! getting angry at the NYT because they posted a guac recipe with peas in it

# ? May 17, 2018 10:32

Jose: Jul 24, 2007; Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer

stephen crowder tweeting that he wants to gently caress his mam

# ? May 17, 2018 10:59

Filthy Hans: Jun 27, 2008; by Fluffdaddy
(and can't post for 10 years!)

TetsuoTW posted:

The mayor of Toronto was accused of making lewd comments to an assistant about oral sex and responded on camera saying he wouldn't do that because he was "happily married" and had "more than enough to eat at home."

# ? May 17, 2018 11:09

Necrothatcher: Mar 26, 2005

Filthy Hans posted:

"There he goes, One of God's own Prototypes; some kind of high powered mutant never even considered for mass production-- too weird to live, too rare to die*."

*or he should have been RIP sweet crack prince

# ? May 17, 2018 11:18

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

zegermans posted:

that time clinton got decorumed into baking cookies

Taintrunner posted:

podesta’s lobster risotto recipe

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

JEB!'s guac recipe.

https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/839261470047240192

# ? May 17, 2018 15:21

nah: Mar 16, 2009

the best evidence that politicians are reptile alien creatures is whenever they talk about food. they have no idea what it is

# ? May 17, 2018 15:32

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

TetsuoTW posted:

The mayor of Toronto was accused of making lewd comments to an assistant about oral sex and responded on camera saying he wouldn't do that because he was "happily married" and had "more than enough to eat at home."

he was far too busy beating the poo poo out of his wife to ever cheat on her

# ? May 17, 2018 16:51

Carthag Tuek: Oct 15, 2005; Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
sl�gt skal f�lge sl�gters gang

nah posted:

the best evidence that politicians are reptile alien creatures is whenever they talk about food. they have no idea what it is

someone post the thing about ted cruz and his obsession with canned soup or whagtever

# ? May 17, 2018 16:56

Zerg Mans: Oct 19, 2006

01011001 posted:

https://twitter.com/ChelseaClinton/status/839261470047240192

somehow more abusive to children than Bill's Epstein flights

# ? May 17, 2018 17:38

Dreddout: Oct 1, 2015; You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

nah posted:

the best evidence that politicians are reptile alien creatures is whenever they talk about food. they have no idea what it is

When they are solely consuming ham sandwiches, they're doing dumbass poo poo like quinoa enemas

# ? May 17, 2018 17:40

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

https://twitter.com/jenanmoussa/status/965542182185852929

# ? May 17, 2018 18:07

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

nah posted:

the best evidence that politicians are reptile alien creatures is whenever they talk about food. they have no idea what it is

with this logic the only human politican is Boehner

# ? May 17, 2018 18:56

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

When the Democrats ran a nudist country singer for Congress in Montana

# ? May 17, 2018 20:25

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

A Handed Missus posted:

# ? May 17, 2018 20:29

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

Filthy Hans posted:

do zip-ups count as hoodies or only the pullovers with the center pocket

https://twitter.com/keitholbermann/status/917931141730009088

# ? May 17, 2018 20:33

Syncopated: Oct 21, 2010

GalacticAcid posted:

https://twitter.com/jenanmoussa/status/965542182185852929

No Farfour?

# ? May 17, 2018 21:27

Volcott: Mar 30, 2010; People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.