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an adult beverage posted:We should do a show-related death pool. I think we should just do a death pool old school show style. Buy and sell people etc...
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I have an idea for a challenge, this thread doesn't ever get closed until she Artie dies. Then we make a new thread the day after
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May 14, 2018 14:42
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an adult beverage posted:We should do a show-related death pool. Hasn't this been happening since 2008?
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May 14, 2018 14:56
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beep by grandpa posted:I have an idea for a challenge, this thread doesn't ever get closed until she Artie dies. Then we make a new thread the day after I'm assuming the "she" is just some random typo, but I'm down for this.
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May 14, 2018 16:25
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Sand Monster posted:Hasn't this been happening since 2008? Well I'd say Artie or High Pitch are the next best candidates to die next
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May 14, 2018 16:40
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an adult beverage posted:Well I'd say Artie or High Pitch are the next best candidates to die next You know it's going to be someone less expected, like Bobo.
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May 14, 2018 16:54
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Its really a question of overdose vs heart attack...or a combo of both for Artie. I dont know, HPE contributes nothing to society so I guess that would be better. Artie will atleast get guilty enough at points to do benefit concerts and things like that.
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May 14, 2018 16:55
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Its really a question of overdose vs heart attack...or a combo of both for Artie. This is all true, but I don't think anyone here is debating who should go nex, just who's more likely.
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May 14, 2018 17:06
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Artie will outlive Howard, Robin and anyone in this thread over 30 (which is definitely everyone)
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May 14, 2018 17:21
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It is his curse that began with his dad whispering the cursed words into his ear. That's when his life changed. He plunges the knife and he won't die. He is cursed. His gorging on food turning his body into a monstrous cavity only fuels him. The cocaine and heroine seem to only inconvenienced him legally. He mysteriously will walk away from a 2019 plane crash. He will outlive all he loves. He will roam the barren earth toiling, gone mad, long having given up trying to die.
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May 14, 2018 17:26
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beep by grandpa posted:It is his curse that began with his dad whispering the cursed words into his ear. That's when his life changed. He plunges the knife and he won't die. He is cursed. His gorging on food turning his body into a monstrous cavity only fuels him. The cocaine and heroine seem to only inconvenienced him legally. He mysteriously will walk away from a 2019 plane crash. He will outlive all he loves. He will roam the barren earth toiling, gone mad, long having given up trying to die. Artie: "Look, man, we all owe a death, k? Meth's a great drug if you want to walk the Green Mile in a weekend."
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May 14, 2018 17:32
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an adult beverage posted:Well I'd say Artie or High Pitch are the next best candidates to die next Jeff the Drunk is also a pretty safe bet.
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May 14, 2018 20:35
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beep by grandpa posted:It is his curse that began with his dad whispering the cursed words into his ear. That's when his life changed. He plunges the knife and he won't die. He is cursed. His gorging on food turning his body into a monstrous cavity only fuels him. The cocaine and heroine seem to only inconvenienced him legally. He mysteriously will walk away from a 2019 plane crash. He will outlive all he loves. He will roam the barren earth toiling, gone mad, long having given up trying to die. The year is 2099. The earth is ravaged from nuclear war, biological weapons, and meteors. Inside a cave dwells a 500lb noseless Artie Lange and his roommates, Ray & Ben Stern.
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May 14, 2018 21:35
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beep by grandpa posted:It is his curse that began with his dad whispering the cursed words into his ear. That's when his life changed. He plunges the knife and he won't die. He is cursed. His gorging on food turning his body into a monstrous cavity only fuels him. The cocaine and heroine seem to only inconvenienced him legally. He mysteriously will walk away from a 2019 plane crash. He will outlive all he loves. He will roam the barren earth toiling, gone mad, long having given up trying to die. This is so true that it hurts to read it.
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May 14, 2018 21:45
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Artie has been canned. https://twitter.com/Keiththecop/status/996121900731502592
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May 14, 2018 23:23
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lmao forever
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May 14, 2018 23:27
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did he even do 10 shows?
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May 14, 2018 23:27
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Relistening to 2008 and it's peak Artie that year. He's a terrible actor, a mediocre standup comedian, but he's a phenomenal sidekick on the Howard Stern show. He was born for that... It sucks that his personal demons are part of what make him so good in that role but also what got him off the show.
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May 15, 2018 02:17
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an adult beverage posted:Relistening to 2008 and it's peak Artie that year. He's a terrible actor, a mediocre standup comedian, but he's a phenomenal sidekick on the Howard Stern show. He was born for that... It sucks that his personal demons are part of what make him so good in that role but also what got him off the show. Yup. But the show has changed too much; without strippers in the studio riding the sybian, he would have a lot less to riff off of.
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May 15, 2018 04:03
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Mr Lance Murdock posted:Its really a question of overdose vs heart attack...or a combo of both for Artie. You could seriously do a series of predictions on Artie like that Dana Carvey/Tom Brokaw sketch. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u7IN1UDWJgY Comedian Artie Lange died today at age 50 from an apparent drug overdose. Comedian Artie Lange died today at age 50 from a massive heart attack. Comedian Artie Lange died today at age 50 from self-inflicted stab wounds. Comedian Artie Lange died today at age 50 from a long bout with nasal cancer. Comedian Artie Lange died today at age 50 from gunshot wounds received while buying heroin in a sketchy part of Delaware. Comedian Artie Lange died today at age 50 from a hit-and-run accident when he was walking to St. Louis one weekend. Comedian Artie Lange died today at age 50 from being attacked by wolves. Somehow the guy is still alive.
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May 15, 2018 05:11
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Former Human posted:Comedian Artie Lange died today at age 50 from a hit-and-run accident when he was walking to St. Louis one weekend. 
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May 15, 2018 08:55
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Crotch Bat posted:They don't consult the DA when they book you. The DA saw the amount, used common sense, and chose the charge(s) they could prosecute. He's got a decade's worth of tape about him being a hardcore heroin addict, do you know how easy it'd be for a defense attorney to prove that stuff was for personal use? "Listen, what do you do for a living?" ....No, seriously, I'm wondering how you know so much about the drug charges, and thanks for clarifying it for the rest of us.
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May 15, 2018 17:54
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https://radaronline.com/exclusives/2018/05/artie-lange-hospitalized-emergency-surgery-dumped-podcast-before-sentencing/quote:Lange’s lawyer Frank Arleo exclusively told Radar that the troubled comedian had “surgery for a nasal infection,” and may not be released from the hospital in time for his scheduled hearing. "Hey Judge, it's me Art... listen, I'm not gonna be in tomorrow for the sentencing..."
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May 15, 2018 20:14
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Nasal infection? I'm sure the court will be glad to hear about how clean he has gotten...
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May 16, 2018 00:15
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baba booey
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May 16, 2018 01:11
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Monday's KOAB bit was actually really good. He is such a dickhead that whole thing turned in to a poo poo show after only a couple of minutes.
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May 16, 2018 04:40
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Yeah Monday was pretty good. It felt like a show from 15 years ago. A longform bit that actually worked, Howard doing his parents complaining about Mother's Day, Fred doing the Jackie laughs during sad parts of the news, and Howard busting Gary's balls over Karate Kid for half an hour. I love how King of All Blacks bragged about owning three cars, but when they pressed him on what cars they were he admitted his daily driver is a Toyota Avalon, his other car is a Cadillac from 1990, and his wife drives a Honda. When the total value of your three cars is 20 grand you don't have anything to brag about. During the King of all Blacks Fashion Show I learned that I wear the same pants as Jon Hein and the same watches as Ronnie 
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May 16, 2018 08:17
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Lifespan posted:Monday's KOAB bit was actually really good. He is such a dickhead that whole thing turned in to a poo poo show after only a couple of minutes. It was great. Reminded me of the old days.
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May 16, 2018 12:28
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I hope KOAB was trolling when he gave Ralph a 10 so that Howard will continue to let Ralph dress him like a douche.
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May 16, 2018 15:15
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baba booey
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May 16, 2018 15:37
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Former Human posted:I love how King of All Blacks bragged about owning three cars, but when they pressed him on what cars they were he admitted his daily driver is a Toyota Avalon, his other car is a Cadillac from 1990, and his wife drives a Honda. When the total value of your three cars is 20 grand you don't have anything to brag about. That was the best. When he calls in to the show he always talks Porsche and Bentley, but they got him to admit his "three cars" have a combined value less than his watch... which he uses to make fun others who have normal watches. Of course it didn't help that Ronnie was trying to hit him back by saying he has a beater 90s vette and that hilarious Chevy with pace car trim.
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May 16, 2018 17:35
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What a phony. The guy used to make fun of Gary because he drove a 3 series BMW.
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May 16, 2018 18:13
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I bet Ronnie got a beige computer
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May 16, 2018 19:32
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MOEN FAUCETS N*GGA!
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May 16, 2018 19:57
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baba booey
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May 16, 2018 20:00
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Two Kings posted:What a phony. The guy used to make fun of Gary because he drove a 3 series BMW. Making fun of the monkey is always a good deed.
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May 16, 2018 20:01
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Barbara Booey.
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May 16, 2018 22:21
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Gary recently traded in his Audi to get a Nissan of all things and King had a good line. "I bet he's saving money because he's gonna get a divorce."
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May 17, 2018 04:53
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Shitgate is one of my favorite bits from the show. Tim was a legit exec, albeit a horrible one, at a multimillion dollar company and he got exposed in front of the world for one of the worst diarrhea shits ever. Hilarious bit (Tim has never not lied about something) and the fallout was crazy for Tim, like how do you do your job after that?
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Crotch Bat posted:Shitgate is one of my favorite bits from the show. Tim was a legit exec, albeit a horrible one, at a multimillion dollar company and he got exposed in front of the world for one of the worst diarrhea shits ever. Hilarious bit (Tim has never not lied about something) and the fallout was crazy for Tim, like how do you do your job after that? Wasn't that crazy poo poo due to some massive drug habit? No one normally sprays like that...
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